Darkie: PRAISE THE LORD! It's chapter three!

All: Whoopee……

Darkie: You guys gotta be more enthusiastic.

Yusuke: Excuse me for hating to be mocked on the net.

Kuwabara: I'm gonna request a bigger part.

Darkie: Yeah, yeah……….. DISCLAIMER!

Disclaimer: Darkie does not own anything relating to YYH

Ch.3- The Forest We Hate!

"I knew I would probably have to train another dimwit one day, but I never thought I would have to train three." Said the master called Genki. She sat there sipping her tea, looking at her "Wonderful" three new students. That made them have an anime sweatdrop, they sorta looked like this right now. -.-;

"Why me?"

"try to put up with them." Said Yusuke with an evil grin on his face, like a HA HA! Grin.

"Watch it dimwit, they probably behave better than you and they could probably beat you too."

"Why is it always me you have to pick on? Never say anything rude to Kuwabara or anything."

"He's not my apprentice."

"Ya here that? I could beat you up, Mr. Messy." Alex said with a smirk.

"Shut Up."

"Your both idiots." Hiei said under his breath.

"What was that?" Shouted Yusuke

"You don't have too many nice friends, Mr.- I mean- Yusuke." Said Lisa speaking up.

" Quit all of you!" Came a sudden shout from Genki. Everyone remainded silent……….a really long silence…………it was really long until Kuwabara sneezed. That caused the three girls to crack up laughing because they are retarded and laugh at practically anything.

"What so funny about sneezing?" Questioned Kuwabara.

"You wouldn't understand." Said Lisa speaking in between laughs.

"So much for breaking the longest record of silence." Mumbled Genki under her breath."EVERYONE!"

Once again, silence.

"Yukina will show you to the room you will be staying at while you're here."

Then, right on Q, came out a short girl with blue/green hair. Come to think about it, she was almost as short as Hiei. Actually, she was shorter if you take in his hair, which the girls thought was sorta creepy.

"Hello." Spoke up the girl called Yukina.

Maria was the only one that said Hi, Lisa nodded her head and Alex………well Alex stared at her.

That's sorta when Lisa nudged her in the ribs "Alex! It's rude to stare."

"Wha? Oh, sorry, it's just, did anyone ever tell you, you look similar to hiei."

"Well, no. I guess I sort of do." replied Yukina

Alex then sent a glance towards Hiei, if he was human, his face would be red with embarrassment, but since he is a demon, and since he's got to be all cool, his eyes just widen and his face turned slightly pink.

He must have a crush on her. Oh! Score! Blackmail man. Gotta love it. Alex grinned with amusement

"Hey. Are you alright?" Spoke up Maria who was looking at Hiei like he had two heads.

"Hn." Was all he said. In fact that's pretty much all he ever says.

"I think-"

"Let's talk about something else shall we?" Kurama said cutting off the VERY lucky Alex,"Uh, Genki?" .;

"Yes, of course." Obviously catching something the others couldn't. Then came the lovely silence…………and silence…..and silence….until.

"WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR? OUTSIDE NOW!" Shouted a very angry Genki.

"Yes ma'am!" they said as the three girls ran outside.Yusuke stood there laughing his head off.

"What are you laughing at dimwit? I never said I wasn't training you too!"

"What?"

"NOW!"

Soon, everybody was out there either out of fear or out of the fact that they wanted to stick around and see someone break and cry under the fear. Either way everyone was out there.

"Nice to know you all could make it." The master said with a smirk.

"Hey wait a min-" began Alex until she wascut off again by Kurama whowhispered" Just let it go, if you know what's good for you."

While she might not like the idea of letting an old woman boss her around, she decided to keep quite for her own good.

"Alright, you see the end of the forest over there?" Genki pointed out into the distance to a tree bearly noticable.

"Oh please, not this again." Mumbled Yusuke

"I really don't want to go through this again." Complained Kuwabara

"You all will be running 5 laps back and forth through this forest. I'll start out slow and work up."

"What?" screamed Lisa and Alex. Even Maria let out a peep of sorrow.

"Don't go too easy on us, old lady." Mumbled Alex under her breath.

"Go!"

They all started out in a run. But, of course, since Yusuke and Kuwabara have down this before, they got ahead start and Kurama and Hiei, being such the demon experts, weren't too far behind. Leaving the other girls in the dust.

"Which way, left or right?" asked Maria pausing for a breath.

"Hmmmmmmm………left!"shouted Alex pointing in the direction she yelled.

"Then we're going right." Said her other two "best" friends in unison.

"YOUR NOT VERY NICE!" (Doesn't tis remind you of a DBZ moment?)

"Oh, well. See ya later Alex!" Waved Lisa as she walked right, Maria not too far behind. They were aware all too well about Alex's lousy sense of directions, and they didn't feel like putting up with it.

"Fine! I'll go off by myself!" Alex shouted before she turned away herself and started walking the opposite direction.

Meanwhile, back at the spirit detective ranch

I'm gonna win this, I'm gonna win this…… repeated the ever so confident Yusuke in his mind. He was so certain he was going to win this race. He remembered what had happened the last time he was in this forest and wasn't going to make the same mistake again, good luck to the others. But wouldn't you know it, a black flash caught his glance, he suddenly did an anime fall. "HOW THE HECK DID HIEI MAKE IT THIS FAR?"

"We're faster than you give us credit Yusuke." Said Kurama speeding past the dumbfounded Yusuke.

I'm not letting these guys beat me. No sir!

Then, all of the sudden, Kuwabara ran past him. "Better hurry up Urameshi if you want to beat me!" He went on with a grin on his face and giggling out of sight.

"O.K.! That's it! Kurama and Hiei are one thing but when Kuwabara starts whipping my butt, THAT'S when I draw the line!" He then lept up and started running to catch up with the guys. You gotta love the friendly competition they have between each other.

Back at the partner ranch

" You sure you know where we're going?" questioned Maria for about the third time since they slipt up with Alex. "Maybe Alex's sense of direction was actually right this time."

"No way, not Alex. She's probably following us behind the bushes or something right now. YOU HEAR THAT ALEX?" Shouted Lisa, looking more paanoid than normal.

"Lisa, no one's here."

"Well then what was that noise I heard in the bushes awhile back?"

"Noise? Bushes? Why'd you have ta go and say that?" Maria said bringing her hands up to her mouth and biting on a nail.

"Uh, right. Sorry."

The noise came again

"What was that?" questioned Maria, looking around.

"Probably just the wind, or Alex."

"Alex wouldn't do that to us, no matter what."

"Yeah right, come on out Alex."

No reply

"I know your there Alex."

Another movement could be heard in the bush that Lisa walked towards.

"I don't think you should walk there, Lisa-"

"Ah, it's alright."

"Lisa, I think we need to keep moving-"

"Don't worry, we'll just find Alex and move on as a group. Alex….."

"Lisa I don't think-"

"What's that?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What was that?" Alex said to no one in particular

"That sounded familiar………..Maria? Naw!" She continued to walk on, then paused again. "But what if……….naw!" again she walked on "But…..YA KNOW WHAT!" The getting very frustrated, she ran off to where her friends supposedly went.

"Did you hear that?" Kurama asked Hiei

"Don't know, those foolish girls probably ran into a demon."

"Should we be alarmed?"

Hiei thought about this for a long moment, a very long moment, but then he said "I don't get paid to save defenseless girls."

"You don't get paid at all, Hiei"

"Excellent point. I guess it won't hurt, we'll be done before those fools ever finish their third lap." He was referring to Kuwabara, who was huffing and puffing as he was tring to reach the top of the hill.

"Let's go then."

With that statement, they ran off in the direction they heard the scream.

Darkie: Oh, the joys of suspense.

Alex: They are so joyful.

Lisa: Why the thing have to jump out at me?

Darkie: You just seemed so innocent, I couldn't resist.

Lisa: Meanie.

Darkie: Yeah, I get that alot. Review please:)