Chapter 13

"Well aren't you going to tell them what's going on?" asked Jack a glint of amusement in his eye over the discomfort of his 2IC.

"I…I can't."

"Carter, just tell them. It's not that bad!"

"But…" she answered worried.

"Tell them, or do you want me to make that an order?" he said with a smile, but a look that said he wasn't kidding.

"Couldn't you just tell them sir?" she said changing tac.

"But it's your secret." He countered. "I think it would do you good to get it off your chest."

The moment he said it he wished he hadn't, the way the conversation had been going the last thing he needed was to be mentioning was his 2IC's chest.

"Sir, please." She asked.

"Carter."

"Please!" she pleaded.

"Carter!" he replied in reprimand.

"Or even better, why don't you just show them."

"What?" he shouted caught off-guard.

"Just get it out!" she instructed, taking a slight pause before she continued. "I know it's in your pants I can see it."

The moment she said it she wished she hadn't, the last thing she needed to think about was what was in her CO's pants. Her eyes were closed in embarrassment.

Janet and Daniel watched the entire exchange enthralled and ever so slightly in shock.

"Ok, ok." Said Jack giving in.

At this Daniel and Janet looked horrified, while Sam looked and him thankfully.

Anticipation gripped the room.

Jack reached into his pants to reveal a sleek plastic object 6 inches in length; he held it out to his audience. Their faces were a picture.

"This was what you were playing with?" said Daniel.

"Yeah, I've got my own as well and normally we'd play with them together but I left mine at home, charging."

"Sam I didn't know you liked that sort of thing?" Spoke Janet quietly.

"Well, it's is really fun. Do you wanna try?" asked Sam pushing her luck.

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Teal'c stood in the corridor outside the security room. It seemed as though his friends had switched off their radio and at that moment he was entirely unsure what to do, so he stood there for a little while longer.

Eventually he decided that he should follow his original mission and so rammed through the security room door.

" I know it's in your pants sir, I can see it."

The voice of Samantha Carter echoed from the image that was currently on every screen in the little room.

Through the crowd was all to aware of the interruption i.e. the sound of the door coming off it's hinges, but no one could take their eyes off of the screens showing a lab on the 26th floor.

In the room they could see the back of the colonel and the two shocked faces of Daniel Jackson and Janet Frasier and Samantha Carter who stood between them and the colonel and, in fact, looked perfectly normal.

"Ok, Ok."

With this the two doctors looked completely horrified.

At this point nothing short of a full on invasion by the Goa'uld and/or Replicators could grab the attention of those currently looking on at the screens before them; not even the sound of Siler crashing in the back ground.

It was so quiet that they could hear the rustle of material as Jack got 'it' out.

They watched the reactions of Daniel and Janet with fascination until they could smell burning.

It was only when the crew were about to pass out from CO2 poisoning that Walter instructed 2 airmen to put out the fire and take Siler to the infirmary. Taking hold of the microphone in front of him he called,

"Dr Frasier to the infirmary."

All the while he was inching closer to the screen trying to get a better look at exactly what 'it' was.

Teal'c stood immobile, and only by the double eyebrow lift could you tell he was in a state of shock.

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"Dr Frasier to the infirmary."

" I better get going." She said running from the room, her burst of hysterical laughter was heard a few seconds later from down the hall.

"So." Said Sam.

"So." Said Daniel with an expectant look on his face.

"So." Said Jack with a look that could kill.

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General Hammond walked purposefully past a singed Siler carried by two Airmen with such a dazed look on their faces that he'd swear they never even noticed him walking past.

Smoke was emerging from a room at the end of the hall.

He noticed it was the security room and quickened his pace.

As he reached the door he heard "General!" being called from behind him as two airmen ran in his direction from a blue heap on the floor. He entered the room none the less, just in time to hear;

"So you and Sam didn't have wild passionate monkey sex in your car this morning?"

in Daniel Jackson's voice, echoing across the room.

Before anyone had the chance to react he grabbed the microphone from Walter's limp grasp and growled.

"SG-1, my office NOW!"

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"Uh-oh."

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It took a while but here it is!

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