Author's Note: KYAAAAAA! My cosplay on the previous 25th September, 2005 was very cool! I've been interviewed by the Anime Insider magazine, wow... I'm so happy! Wait, what am I rambling about? I've done The Beauty and The Beast, hope you like it!

Disclaimer: Eiichiro Oda and Laura Brooks.

Hope you enjoy the story!

The Beauty and The Beast part 1

Cast:

Belle : Roronoah Zoro

Beast : Nico Robin

The fake poor Lady: Nami

First, let us stop here for a while and listen to a short dialogue from Zoro, Robin and Nami.

Zoro: "What? I'm what? You offer me to act as Belle! You stupid Author!" blamed Zoro.

Author: "Well, that's the main idea of my fic. To make all funny looking!" I yelled.

Zoro: "Buttabuttabuttabutta..." he hurried.

Author: "No buts! Even Robin still looks calm when she knew that she have to be the Beast..." I added.

Robin: "That's right..." exclaimed Robin as she continue read her script.

Nami: "I don't wanna be a poor lady! I'm the rich and mighty woman, NAMI!" she yelled as she breaks through the scene.

Author: Swap Nami aside from the scene and continue his speech, "Well, keep on the show, everyone!" he yelled and then continue typing.

Stranger : Ussop

Magical kettle: Luffy

Magical clock : Sanji

Magical candle: Tony-Tony Chopper.

Once upon a time, there lived a handsome... I meant a beautiful Prince named Nico-Robin stayed in a huge and glorious castle. Furthermore, she's very spoiled and selfish.

"Wait! Hold on, am I that kind of person?" asked Robin.

"Shut up, girl! It's only for the story." added Zoro.

Well, the story said that she's such a careless person. She controlled the kingdom in a rude way and never listen to anyone advices. So many people will probably hate her.

The day started with a heavy rain outside the castle.

"My, my... it was such rainy outside. So cold, it may be much better if I turn on some fire," said Robin while burning some logs in the fireplace. "Hm, now it's warm."

Knock... knock... Suddenly she hears that the gate had knocked by someone, then she quickly open it.

She saw an old lady standing in front of her.

"How dare you called me old, can you see that I'm still young and charming!" said the orange-haired old lady, it's Nami as you know.

"Ehm, well... what do you want, old lady?" asked Robin, but her face was still stoic, as usual for her.

"I said don't call me old! Err... by the way, can I stay to shelter for a while?" exclaimed Nami.

Robin glance her eyes... but then, "Ok, please come in!" she added, then welc-

"Wait! The script didn't tell you to let her in!" the Author suddenly breaks the scene and blamed Robin for her mistaken.

"Oh my, uh... err... no, I can't let you in, old lady!" yelled Robin.

"How many times that I have to tell you to do not call me 'OLD LADY'?" yelled Nami as she pull out her magic stick, err... I meant her Clima-Tack then she cast Robin with a spell, "Now, you have to feel my tantrum, I turn you, err... TO A BEAST!" she yelled, and then Robin slowly turned to a huge and scary beast.

"Wait a second, wasn't it because I do not let her to shelter then she turns me into a beast, not because 'OLD LADY', correct?" asked Robin to the Author.

"Let us just let her do her own way..." replied the Author, sarcastically.

-1... No! 2 years later-

From that day on, the beast lived only with his servants. They are the magical kettle named Luffy, a magical candle named Chopper, and the magical clock 'called' Sanji, because it only has three numbers on it (You got that?).

Well, being alone in a long time was such a hard time for Robin, and it's often similar to the 'Home Alone' movie. But one night, she surprised, she found an old stranger guy in her castle. The stranger was sitting in her chair.

"Um, hello... what are you doing here?" roared, I meant said Robin. "This is my castle. And that is my chair." she added.

The stranger looks very familiar if we look at his style while shaking his leg, showing that he's in a certain fierce.

Got it? It's Ussop.

"Err... Um, I uh... uh, I was lost and I need a nice place to rest, because wolves were chasing me back then." said Ussop.

"So?"

"Well, I need a safe place. Do you mind if I... stay for a while?" asked Ussop.

Robin suddenly glares at the old guy and Ussop looks more scared when she did.

"I don't mind, I'll give you a safe place!" cried Robin.

"Are you serious? Really!" asked Ussop again while throwing his fierceness to looked at the beast's face.

"Oh, come on! My face wasn't that scary." exclaimed Robin to the Author.

"Keep on Air!" yelled the Author carelessly.

"Yes, I'll give you a nice place!" said Robin.

"Where?" asked Ussop happily.

"The JAIL." Said Robin cold-heartedly, then she locked the old guy in the dungeon.

"Sob!" sobbed Ussop with the giant white eyes and those cartoon style tears dropped from his big eyes.

-The next day-

Next day, a pretty and cute 'guy' came to the castle; he wore a light blue shirt with blue coat, long blue skirt and dark blue hood. He said that his name is 'Roronoah Zoro'.

"Hi! Cute girl, is there anything I can do for youuuuuu?" yelled the magical clock, Sanji with his usual love shaped eyes and runs closer to the pretty guy.

Zoro grab it and then throw it, "Sorry, but honestly... I'm a guy! And that stupid Author must pay me a lot for this." yelled Zoro.

"Zoro, I never pay any characters before, right? Then go back to your act!" yelled the Author.

"Err... by the way, have you ever seen an old guy came here before?" asked Zoro.

"Yes, I saw an old guy locked on the dungeon!" yelled the magical candle, Chopper.

"Yup, and it seems that the old guy has passed through hard times. He said that he has been chased by wolves." added the magical kettle, Luffy.

Zoro was just tapping his forefinger on his chin.

"So, I was right that my father is here." he said.

"Your father!" yelled Sanji startled.

"Uhuh, yesterday I heard he screamed and then disappeared from our house!" exclaimed Zoro. "By the way, can you show me where the dungeon is?"

"It does easy, just follow me!" said Chopper, then he show Zoro the entrance to the dungeon. "Um... I think we will just stop here, fine with that?"

"Sure that it's fine, but why?" asked Zoro.

"The beast told us to do not let any strangers in, and it's unnecessary for us to disobey the boss." replied Luffy.

"A beast, well ok! I'll go by myself then." said Zoro, scratching his head while entering the dungeon.

He enters the entrance and turns downstairs, then finally finds Ussop.

"Father!" he yelled, then runs closer to the locked room.

"WAIT! Stop there, just... don't come any closer than that!" yelled Ussop constantly.

"Huh, why do I have to?" asked Zoro.

"It's because the beast, she's so scary!" replied Ussop.

"What do you mean by 'she'?" asked Zoro confusedly.

"Yes, the servants say that her name was Nico Robin. Anyway you have to runaway from here, quickly!" exclaimed Ussop.

"Bye." said Zoro and carelessly left his father and stepped back.

"Hey, don't you wanna help your daddy?" begged Ussop.

"Huh, you're the one who told me to run by my-" Zoro's word cut off by the huge sound of a monster slipped down from the stair.

"Who's that?"

-TBC-

Author's note: Hehehe, how's that? I finally made up my mind writing The Beauty and The Beast on my way. Well, the idea to switch Zoro as Belle and Robin as the Beast was my friend's idea, her name's Octa. Thanks to her! She hopes you'll like it.

This is review corner, such a long time...

Big R: Here it is, the story that you've waiting for. Do you like it? I hope so.

Tarechan: Hehehe (aku jadi malu nih), By the way... it was true that the story are hardly ended. Because I think some people will probably bored to read a long story, right? Hope you enjoy the story!

Escachick357: Sorry to do not make the Sanji x Nami story. Because many people quest for Zoro x Robin more than Sanji x Nami. But I hope that you enjoyed the story and once again I apologize.

;-p