When Nursery Rhymes Strike Back

Wilson often wondered how people would react when they found out about their relationship. Would there be looks of disgust or would money change hands and the rumour mills go into overdrive?

"House and Wilson sitting in the office K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

Whatever it was ...

"First come snark, then comes more snark"

... it certainly wasn't this.

House paused in his oral examination of Wilson long enough to glare at his ducklings, "Shut up and let us fuck will you? Mommy and Daddy need some alone time."

Wilson gave an internal groan and rested his head on House's shoulder.

"You taught them too well."

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