AUTHOR'S NOTE: Has anyone ever seen the music video for Nice Guys Finish Last? It is hysterical.
"NICE GUYS FINISH LAST... BUT GREEN DAY FINISHES FIRST."
You have to see it. Seriously.
DISCLAIMER: Do you think I could possibly own Lost? Seriously. Think about it. I am a fourteen year old obsessive Lost nerd who has a thing about Sawyer. Honestly.
-NICE GUYS FINISH LAST-
-BY WHENICOMEAROUND-
-CHAPTER THREE-
Tuesday, 30th September
8:16 am
Turnip Head's got a diaper rash. Just my luck Claire's got a cold, so I've got to deal with the both of them being cranky.
Not that I care. I mean, I'd go to the end of the earth for either of them. But Turnip Head has turned into Tomato Bottom, and that makes him veeeeeeery uncomfortable.
Don't really blame him. Heh heh.
Wednesday, 1st October
7:12 pm
Diaper rash situation not improving, though Claire's cold is. Went to Jack to ask for ointment or something, but he hasn't got anything.
Perfect.
Thursday, 2nd October
9:31 pm
Caught a fish today. About time, I'll say. Without Jin around here we don't have as much fish as we used to, and mangos get old after a while.
Friday, 3rd October
2:15 pm
Sawyer, Jin, and Michael are back. Can't say I'm surprised, but I must find Hurley- he bet they'd last at least two weeks, it's only been one. I win.
Sawyer said something about the bloody others and a boat, and Walt getting taken away.
Michael beside himself with guilt and worry and whatnot. Apparently Sawyer's story checks out and Walt was taken away by some nutters on a boat. Go figure.
He isn't speaking to any of us. Sawyer is. He's already called me "a VH1 has-been", "a Warped-tour wannabe" and "Daddy Pumpkin Head" six times, and when I pointed out that it's Turnip Head, not Pumpkin Head, he went "Pff, whatever." and left, probably to go harass poor Kate.
Speak of the devil. By the sounds of it Jack and Sawyer are reuniting. As in, Jack's fist with Sawyer's face.
Oh, God. Wonder what he did this time.
Should go break it up.
-Charlie.
Saturday, 4th October
1:15 am
Been thinking about Claire, who else. It's never been like me to not come out and say how I feel when I do. Have made up my mind. I'm going to tell her.
Sunday, 5th October
12:50 pm
Hello you
I've got something to say
I hope my words will help you see my way
I can't hold it any longer
Damn it, what bloody rhymes with 'longer'?
I just want to tell you
Just want to let you know
Just dropping by to say
Hey
I love you
Crap.
And if you only want to be my friend
I'll wait for you until the end
Double crap!
I love you...
Well, duh.
Hey Claire
I love you
Ugh.
I think "You All, Everybody" was a lot easier.
Then again, I don't even know what it's about, and I wrote it.