Oi! What a chapter we got for here...

and the winner who gets to take home human mort is... TOADMORTY! cuz she grabbed him first. So deal with it.

and yes, MORT ISH HUMAN! bwaha... the plot bunnies have been working overtime with me... and i'm having a contest. One of the most crucial chapters will NOT be put up until SOMEBODY finds the hint in the scene in X1 with jean grey where shes talking to the senate. It's such a good hint! Listen carefully to what she's saying and tell me if you've got it, if nobody gets it by the end of this coming week, then i'll just post the chapter. But there are still one or two chaps that i need to write before we get to that. K? I REALLY wanna see if anybody can get it, yer all smart, you CAN DO IT!

Blueskiezrusty: HERE IT IS!

Jennmel: Yah I know. QUITE unexpected...

aherm, btw, i'm online AT THIS VERY MOMENT... I is watching you all... MWAHAHAHAHAHA:coughhackdie:

Disclaimer: I don't own the brotherhood, oh you know i'm not setting this up at the brotherhood until a few more chapters! I own T.A.M.A., i own Serah, i own this new person, the only thing i don't own is MORT!

Serah

Mort looked really happy. I was glad he was. But I wasn't all that happy. We were gonna die unless we could escape. And Mort didn't have any powers now. Only me, and supposedly, some psychic was suppressing them so I couldn't use them. Somehow I didn't beleive it. So as Mort gaped in shock at himself I concentrated on the floor. Opening my mouth, a large wad of goo slapped sickeningly onto the steel of the cell. With a happy smile I watched the goo harden. Perfect. The man had been lying. There were no psychics here. I smiled widely. "Mort, look." He stared at the lump of pukey green goo and grinned. "So wot are we waiting for? Let's get outta 'ere!" I frowned. I may be able to use spit slime and my tongue, but i can't bend metal bars. And neither can you." He frowned. "So we'll jus' have to wait until they let us go?" "No. Mort don't you get it? We are going to die." I said this slowly so he could grasp it. "We know too much. I know you know that. Your an assasin. You should know that more then anybody. That guy isn't trying to help mutants. He's trying to help himself. Their going to kill us." I think he must have known, but was trying not to think about it. The realisation seemed to hit him like a brick. "Shyte, Serah, I know..." "Then why were you so happy?" He sat down crosslegged next to me. "I'm normal. Lookit me, I can go out in public without people freaking out. I wos so happy I forgot..." "It's ok... But I for one am NOT ready to die." I searched the cell, was there anything in here I could use to bust us out.

Unfortunatly, there was nothing.

"Were screwed Mort. We are completely screwed." He was sulking. We both were. I really wish I knew how long we sat there in total silence before the thought came into my head.

Nows the time to tell him! Tell him you love him... TELL HIM...

NO! Damnit he dosen't love me... I can't love him.

What if he DOES love you? Your missing out... Somebody's going to snatch him...

SHUT UP! leave me alone...

The voice left. But it got me thinking.

I heard an explosion.

Toad, Well I guess I shouldn't say Toad huh?

I ducked down. Sirens were blaring and there wos smoke in th' air. I coughed. "Serah? cough cough Wot's goin on?" I heard 'er reply through th' thick smog. "I don't cough know!" I felt around and grabbed 'er arm. "HEY!" "Wot?" "THAT WAS NOT MY ARM!" "SORRY!" I blushed bright red under th' smoke. I wasn't sure wot wos going on. But I heard alot of yelling and gunshots. Then I heard a creaking sound. The metal bars of th' cell bent back and snapped, breaking in half and clanging to th' floor. My imidiate thought wos tha' Magneto had come to rescue us. I blinked past the smoke and looked at th' figure coming towards us. It was female, and slim, with a slight sway of th' hips. "Mystique? Is tha' you?" I coughed again. The figure got really close to my face and I gaped. Tha' wos NOT Mystique.

"My name is Arabella. I'm here to help you." The smoke cleared enough to see wot wos going on. Soldiers lay scattered around th' smog-filled room, and there wos rubble everywhere. "You must hurry. Come quickly." Me and Serah had no choice but to follow. She led us through a long metal passage way. I wos th' last one in th' small line we had made. Probably because Serah had stronger legs then me now. I heard something shatter behind us. Then the tinkling of broken glass. Wotever had happened, it probably wosn't good for tha' guy.

I heard gunshots. Something whizzed past my ear.

"GUNS!" I yelled.

"GUNS BAD!" Serah cried.

"Through here! Quickly!" Th' woman threw open a door.

Something hit me.

OK... i am very sorry this took so long to write. Lots of school shyte and writers block. But Cooper is back from Bora Bora! -

Cooper: I got tanned.

yes we can see that... Nice sunburn by the way.

Cooper: Smart ass...

ahem... ANYWAY... I had to run from the bus stop this afternoon in the pouring rain. I'm still quite soaked.:Shakes head and water drenches cooper:

Cooper: YOU BITCH!

AND as we were jogging down the hallway to the exit of said school, the fire alarm went off, SOMEBODY felt it would be fun to pull it and see what happens. I don't know who did it, BUT I APPLAUD YOU AND YOUR BRILLIANCE! It truly amused me to no end. I thought for a minute I saw smoke in the air, and smelled it. But it was just my imagination and I had a fun time screaming, THE END IS NEAR as we ran to the busses.

uh, yeah there we go. here the next chapter...

-Blitz

P.S. BEHOLD! I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO TURN TOAD HUMAN! WHOOT GO ME!