OOOk. originally, i wasn't gonna update this story today... But inspiration hit me.
I called it Boredom.
cough.
Anyways, i've been listening to 'Dance Dance' Since i got home and it STILL hasn't gotten old. which makes me wonder.
AH! Oh for the love of crap my cat just scared the crud outta me... IF YER GONNA LICK MY ARM WHEN I'm NOT PAYING ATTENTION DO IT WHEN I'M NOT BUSY!
Meow.
...AWW! HES TOO CUTE!
cough.
Toadmorty: YESH. You got Toady. Take care of him or teh fangirls will come after you...
Ed's Tomato: SWEET! I WONT DIE TODAY! But that dosent clear me for tomorrow... damn... heehee. Curves. I have curves and I'm going anyways! Whoo drunk frat guys!
Anyways, sorry it took so long to update, i was busy at school and working on and Invader Zim storyline. I can't help making one of those, I lurve Zimmeh.
AH! My cat fell off the chair! I'LL SAVE YOU LIL'FOOT! awww... i saved him now hes purring...
Disclaimer: heh. I dont own Toady Woady.
EDIT: OMFG.. The tongue thing i didn't even see that. Darn i'm sorry bout that lil thing guys. I wrote this chapter at like, 10 at night with a cat on my lap. Sorry bout that lemme fix it.
Toad
Serah sat me down at a riverbank and propped me against a rock. I felt like a bloody ragdoll. Then she 'erself plopped down with a sigh. "You know, i've said it before and i'll say it again. Life sucks." I grinned. "Well at least were out. Tha's a plus." "Yeah I guesso." She lay down flat on her back with her arms splayed out at her sides. "God..." She looked drained, both physically and emotionally. Course so wos I. Different thoughts kept zooming though my head.
Wot did she mean before? 'Bout me being normal. Could she... No.. It's been too long. But wot if...
I shook my head. "So, wot's our plan of action." "Uh... Find a way back home, I guess. Those guys are probably after us. Though somehow I think they won't be here for a while." For a moment we were quiet, then th' thought struck me. "Hey! Wot about tha' woman, wot wos 'er name... Arabella? Wos it, you think she's ok?" "I hope so. We owe her our lives." She propped 'erself up on 'er elbows. "Are you ok?" "Wot? Yeah i'm fine. Why d'you ask?" She paused. "Well... You look a little green." I leaned over and looked into th' water. I had to admit I DID look a little sick. "Well I DID get shot." "Hm... Maybe you need something to eat." She looked around.
"Hm... I don't see anything to eat..." She turned her attention to th' river. "Hm.."
Before I knew wot she wos doing, it hit me. Fish. I laughed. "What?" "Deja vu?" She paused. Then laughed. "Yeah! Your right. Should I hit you in the face again?" "I'll pass thanks." She giggled again and blushed.
Blushed? Giggle? Wot th' fuck...
I shook my head and watched 'er wading around in th' water. I smiled slightly. I kinda went off in another world for a few minutes. And I regretted doing so.
SPLAT!
A fish fell from my face.
I heard laughter. I smiled again.
Serah
I was laughing too hard to notice his own light smile. But damn that was just too good a chance. Hell if we were gonna reminisce so much I figured why not repeat history?
Of course it came with a price. I fell into the water with a splash. I spat out the water and I heard insane laughter. "Oh ha ha... Very funny MORTIMER." secretly I liked hearing him laugh. I made my way out of the water and shook myself, splashing him. "Hey!" "Who's laughing now green man?" I realised he wasn't green anymore. "Whoops. Sorry." "Hm. No problem, green girl." I raised an eyebrow. "Can't critisize you there." I squeegied my hair out and the water dripped to the ground. Mort sat up straighter. "Ah, fire will attract unwanted attention, love." "Oh yes. That's right." "So wot do we do with it?" There was a pause. "I have no idea." I grinned. "No fish tonight!" We laughed.
He leaned his head against the rock and closed his eyes.
This is the best time! Tell him you fool!
Are you sure?
YES! and i'm just a conscience so stop talking to me.
ok.
I blinked. That was odd. I shook my head and bit my lip.
"Uh, hey, Mort?"
"Yeah?"
"Uh... I... I mean, you know how... Uhm..."
He opened one eye. "Yeah?"
"Well..." God I hated my mouth. Why couldn't it say what my brain was saying.
DAMNIT! I.Love.You. HOW HARD IS THAT TO SAY GODAMNIT?
Well, I had done this once before. I figured what the hell I can do it again. I scooted closer to him. He looked at me. He looked confused. I kissed him for the second time in three years.
Toad
It's happening again. She's kissing me. It still doesn't seem normal... But...
I felt 'er push away. "I'm sorry." She stood up and wrapped her arms around her shoulders walking a few feet away. I stood up. She started walking again. "Hey!" I grabbed her wrist and pulled her back. "Serah..." I kissed her this time.
Third times th' charm...
I could tell she wos shocked. Did she think I didn't love 'er? She must have. I felt 'er hand reach mine and our fingers laced together. She deepened th' kiss. I pulled away. "Mort... I love you." "I know... I love you too.."
"Mort..." "Wot?" "Your green." "Wot?"
"Your green."
By the time I got to the fish scene again, I myself REALLY wanted them to kiss. I mean c'mon self what the hell are you doin?
Self: I dont know...
Uhh... I know... You've all wanted this so badly. So did I but I had to get this thing into full swing and NOW it is. MORE PLOT TWISTY'S TO COME PPLS! ENJOY!
You know me.:points above:i'm an old school romance dork.
-Blitz