OMG... I MET RAY PARK... He was so nice! and so happy! I could hardly speak! But he was such a nice guy! I go up to him and he imediatly shakes my moms hand and says: "Hi mom." Then He asked me how to spell my name and i told him, and I was so shocked because everyone i meet always thinks it's spelled with TWO L's! And I only have ONE in my name!

He was such a nice guy! And I WISH it could have lasted longer, i wanna see him again!

Ok, so we got into new york, LATE so we had to wait in this HUGE flipping line, so after a good half hour in the freezing new york city, we get into the place, pay and start our search! we spent a few moments trying to find him, so finally, we got sick of looking and asked someone, they told us that Ray was upstairs. pfft, aren't WE smart? Up until then, I wasn't really sure it was happening, but when that OTHER person said his name, my heart went into my throat and i could hardly talk. So it took a few moments to get to the escalator, and we showed out wristbands to the people, and we got up there, he was sitting in a corner between a ocuple of guys from battlestar galactica and Harry Potter, and I stood there for a sec and went: OMG... THATS RAY PARK. and i swear, i think i had a heart attack!

So we waited in ANOTHER line, and when we get up to the front finally, i peeked past the rather large group that went first, and their he is a HUGE smile on his face! the bouncer/security/MEN IN BLACK dude, asked us who we were here to see, and i said: Ray park... and i twitched a bit. then, we got up there and the OTHER bouncer/security/MEN IN BLACK dude asks us whitch pic we would like ray to sign. So i point to the toad pic and say: Toad please. and he goes: who? and i say: TOAD. and he looks at the pics and goes: Oh right, toad. and he hand me the pic. (CAN YOU BELEIVE IT? HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO TOAD WAS?) said bouncer/security/MEN IN BLACK dude moves over and i stand right in front of Ray Park. He shook my hand and i was SHAKING LIKE A LEAF. Then he shook my moms hand and goes: "Hi Mom." then he started signing the pic and stops and goes: "Whats your name?" So i told him: Alison. and he goes: "One L or Two?" and i was so freaked! So i told him ONE and then he goes: "one or two S's?" so i said: One of everything. and he started laughing! HE LAUGHED AT ONE OF MY JOKES!

I watched EVERY letter he wrote, he wrote on it:

To Alison,

"Don't get slimed!"

Ray Park, Toad

And then i got my PICTURE taken with him! and he told my mom to take two, just to make sure they didn't come out bad! and guess what... HE PUT HIS ARM AROUND ME AND HUGGED ME... HE FLIPPIN HUGGED ME... RAY PARK, HUGGED ME. by this time, i had lost all rational speech and went into a temporary paralizing coma. (in fangirl terms, I was struck by cupids arrow and turned into a babbling drool monkey.) But i managed to tell him that everybody on fanfiction said hi. so as i'm walking back to my mom he goes to shake my hand again, being in the coma-like state i was, i put out the wrong hand and had to correct myself. then we left.

BUT DAMNIT HE HUGGED ME! -squeals and dies-

-takes a deept breath- oook... i can reply to your reviews now.

Gremblin: Yeah! The game ROCKS! But i can't beat SugarMan! That thing is a bastard! HE KEEPS KILLING TOAD!

Ed's Tomato: yes, dead guys! Toad blushing! What more could a fangirl want?

ahem, the pics should be up on my webbie any day now. see my comp is acting retarded and wont let me update... fucking comp... in the pics i look so much younger then i really am. my mom tells me i have a baby face.. DAMNIT...

BETTER GET THIS STORY GOING! I DONT OWN THE BROTHERHOOD!

Serah

The next day, I was actually rather bored. So, with nothing better to do, I joined Pyro in the rec room, thing. He was watching that show with Jesse James where they build monster things and test them out on other cars. I had the feeling that he liked the show because whenever I had watched it, Jesse James seemed like a pyromaniac. So as I entered the room and saw him staring at the screen while lounging on the sunken in old couch, I smiled, and rolled my eyes.

When I was younger, round ten or twelve, my dad would always take me to arcades. I'd spend all the money he gave me there on two things: Those stupid rigged crane machines, and Pinball. And since their was a salvaged Pinball machine against one wall, I started to play. I watched the lights as the ball bounced through the maze of levers and buttons and switches, I clicked badly away at the buttons. I never had a real technique. Just push the buttons as many times as possible when the bal came close.

Ok, it wasn't totally efective, but good enough.

I watched the silver ball fall past the levers and into the pit below. "Crap." I heard Pyro laugh. "Toad pulled out the coin holder. When you run out of Quarters, you just take another one out of the holder!" I looked on the side, and he was right. The slot where the quarters went when you put them in was stickin right out of it, half filled with quarters. I smirked. If only the crane machines had, had this. I plucked out a few quarters and popped them in. I felt the lights on my face as the front of the game blinked and buzzed. I smiled.

I don't quite know how long I stood there, I think my brain had jumped out of my head by then, but I knew Pyro had changed the channel and was now watching cartoons. I heard the theme for Batman as someone else entered the room. "Hello, Serah."

ooooh boy...

Mort had told me alll about Kailen last night, he had put me up to date on everything that had happened since I had tottled off to the wilderness. Early this morning, we had gone out into the forest, and picked up my clothes, so I was good for a while. But thats beside the point, Mort had told me ALL about Kailen and his odd thoughts that he could get any girl he wanted WHENEVER he wanted.

Mort and me had laughed the whole time about how this was proven wrong, quite a bit.

"Hello, Kailen." he leaned against the wall by the Pinball and watched me play. I glanced at him now and again. And after a while, I stopped. "Do, you need something in particular?" I had the strangest feeling he did not realise that Pyro was there. Don't ask me why, maybe it was my woman's intuition. "Oh just, admiring a pretty lady."

I swear I almost gagged at this. But instead, I hid a smirk and put a hand on the top of the pinball machine. "Please." he took a step closer. "No, I mean it. Green is deffinatly your color."

GAG. BARF. LAME! The lame-ness! It burns!

Instead of saying this, I raised an eyebrow. "Really now? Black and blue is more of yours." "oh, don't be that way." He looked hurt. For a second, ONLY a second, I felt bad. He was a dude who couldn't get laid. Then I remembered the pick-up lines and felt, he was trying MUCH too hard. He lifted a hand to my face, I pulled it off and put it lightly on the top of the pinball machine.

It was then he made the move. The most lame-assed move of the century. He kissed me right there. My eyes went wide.

Toad

I walked down th' hall, a spring in my step tha' hadn't been there before. I'd never felt happy like this. I heard the patter of bare feet behind me and Mystique appeared next to me. "So, Mort, what's it like?" "Wot?" "Being in love?" I paused. "It's th' best feeling in th' world. I, i've never been so happy." I sounded shocked, I could hear it in my own voice. She smiled. "I'm glad your happy Mort." I shrugged. She grinned and said. "Remember, I want little feet to be heard in the lair one day." With tha' she jogged off. I gaped at 'er.

Wot? She HAS to be kiddin' me!

I shook my head and headed for th' rec room. With a grin I looked inside, my smile faded.

Serah wos kissing Kailen.

I ran back to my room.

Serah

When Kailen finally pulled away, he looked at me expectantly. I was very surprised. Then, after a few moments in my stupor I put on a thoughtful look. "Well?" he asked. I stared at him, like I was going to kiss him this time. But instead, with the swish of my baggy pants, my foot came up, and right into the family jewels.

He buckled over, his mouth and eyes wide. He fell over, clutching below. I leaned over him. "If you EVER, kiss me again, i'll make sure the family lineage stop's with you." I stood up straight again and saw Pyro, laughing on the couch, he sat up, still laughing. "I have suddenly, and IMMENSE, amount of respect for you!" I smiled, then looked down at Kailen. "Besides the fact I don't like you ONE bit, i'm taken. I love Mort, and no one else." Pyro stopped laughing. "Then I think you'd better go talk to him." "Why?"

"He just saw you kissing Kailen. He ran off to his room." My eyes widened.

Oh No...

I KNOW WHAT YER ALL THINKING: Oh shyte.

BUT BACK TO RAY TALK! -steps away from her fic nervously-

So after we left we walked around NYC, I was still sorta paralized and was repeating over and over: omg he touched me. So after a while my mom goes: You wanna go back? You can get your DVD Signed. I jumped at the chance of seeing him again. so we went back and I waited in line AGAIN. then I waited in more lines to get in, but this time we didn't have to pay because we still had those wristbands on. (whitch i'm still wearing btw.) so we get up to the second floor again and get lost, so I had to backtrack until we found the table again. So we waited in line, SOME MORE, and we got back up there. So I shook his hand again and he goes: "Alison right?" HE REMEMBERED ME! I nodded and I said: Good luck on your next film, by the way. He said thanks. I could talk more the second time around. he signed my X-Men 1.5:

To Alison,


"SLIMED!"

Ray Park, Toad

WHOOT! I GOT SLIMED! wheee! He was really an awesome guy! I'm so glad I got to see him in person!

anyway, the pics will be up on my website as soon as my comp stops acting mean! better stop rambling!

-Blitzy

P.S. OMG I MET RAY PARK! -dies-