disclaimer- i dont own Xenosaga, it is the copy write of namco, and who ever bribed them to make the 2nd game total crap.
The interior lights of the Elsa were dim because it was nighttime. Shion and MO-MO were in cabin one while the guys were in cabin two. Well every one except Chaos. Chaos was walking down to the hanger. As he reached the elevator he thought to himself; ' Ya know, I bet the program who created this ship was made by an idiot.' He thought about how it would be so much faster to just have a bridge to KOS-MOS' hanger than go down one elevator and up the next. He walked through the sliding and sat down on the bench to the right. "Sigh...I could really use your help." He said in a mournful tone. After about ten minutes of contemplating waking her up, he just decided to take a nap; it seemed it was 4:46 am. As the sand man waltzed in and kicked him in the head with his sandy feet, KOS-MOs' chamber opened. She stepped out confirming the routine system check. "All systems operational." She said.
As her vision booted up, she noticed a sleeping Chaos in the corner. She slowly walked over to him and shook him gently. He didn't budge. She shook him again and said his name, and got no response. After about eight more times of repeating, her emotion module began to overload with annoyance. After two more times of shaking him roughly, she finally lost control and lifted him by the neck (which still didn't faze him) and roughly threw him toward the ground screaming his name. She watched as Chaos opened his eyes before he hit the ground and the tired dazed feeling of 'where am I?' Cross his face. He hit the ground and was instantly knocked out, which defeated the purpose of throwing him. As he bounced and rolled to the other side of the room, KOS-MOS had reached her absolute limit. On her internal heads up display, she selected the X-Buster feature. "Charging," she said in a massively annoyed tone. Chaos opened his eyes and watched, paralyzed in horror as he saw the massive blue octopus-spike thing launch out from her back. A tear fell from his eye as he watched her slowly and dramatically straighten her posture to open up her abs. Chaos was gone, and so was a large part of the ship. KOS-MOS was laughing maniacally she stood triumphantly with her hands at her hips in front of the gaping hole. Hey, every ones gotta be a little crazy sometimes. "KOS-MOS?" she heard her name in a worried tone. She looked down and noticed that Chaos was still sitting there, and looked very scared. "Were...were you just laughing maniacally?" he asked.
"My speech center program does not support a 'maniacal' laugh," she said mater-o-factly.
"Well...ok..." Chaos said, giving a skeptical smirk. "Any how, I came down to ask for your help."
"I would be happy to be of service." she said looking down at chaos who was still sitting.
Chaos tapped the seat next to him. KOS-MOS recognized this hand motion from her memory banks, and sat down.
"I...I like some one," Chaos began looking into KOS-MOS' eyes. "This person...I'm not sure if they'd like me like this." He said making a gesture at his body. KOS-MOS looked blankly at chaos for a moment waiting for him to continue. After about a minute of staring at him, she realized that was it. She inwardly rolled her eyes, and her CPU thought it was a bug, that feeling. She ran another diagnostic on herself when she was having the daydream that involved dying on chaos' part. Nothing came up, and she told her self to get checked by Shion later.
"The algorithms i have been programed with do not support the comprehension of illogical human thought."
"I know, I know, but I need your help, and in order for you to help me, I need you to learn."
"Understood," she said accepting the challenge. She set her internal computer to work. 'Sigh' she though, 'stupid humans and their stupid love. Wait what? gaah! Again! Shion! I need your assistance!' she thought in desperation, but decided against calling Shion since it would be unhealthy for her to get no sleep.
"If this person does not 'like' you how you are, then why are you going to try? That would be the equivalent to a homosexual male human, trying to earn the love of a heterosexual male human."
"Funny you should mention that," Chaos said with a chuckle.
KOS-MOS looked at Chaos. "That's the problem I have, I think I'm in love with... Jr." KOS-MOS internally squealed 'o.m.g.' this is sooo hot!' she thought (a/n-ha that rhymed! im a poet! burn me!). "I was thinking since you are so beautiful, that you could help me look like a woman." He said with a blush. "I do not understand.," she said while internally sqee-ing again. "Well..." he said scratching his head, "I'd rather know what its like to be loved by the person I love, than never know at all. Ever hear that saying; it's better to love and lost, than to never love at all?" KOS-MOS was to busy internally squealing again to hear the last part.
"Understood, i am happy to be of service."