discaimer- i still dont own xenosaga and its still owned by namco...these things annoy me and make me not wanna write...that why i put them up last...lol well thanx for the tips 100-Series i hope you all enjoy!

"First I will need you to undress." she said after they were done shopping.

"W-what!" Chaos stuttered.

"While you where trying on the virtual clothing I was researching makeovers, and came to the conclusion that the first step to a good makeover, is to first buy many articles of clothing, to see which one looks the best on you."

"Wasn't that the purpose of trying on the clothing?" Chaos asked confused.

"Yes...well that is what I thought, until I read an old article about a television program called 'Fashion Police,' which confused me very much. However, you told me to think like a human, so I turned of my reason module."

Chaos laughed and wondered who was paying for all the expensive clothing that they had just bought.

Somewhere in a dark room on the Vector capital, the Secretary of Treasury was gawking at the prices that some one had the audacity to spend on clothing. "Oh, they'll pay," said an ominous-anonymous voice, "They'll reimburse this entire company, and me...mainly me...MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

Back on the ship, Chaos thought having heard something, shuddered.

"What is the matter?" KOS-MOS asked.

"Oh...hehe it's nothing, just a bad feeling." he said.

"Your pessimism is not required.," she said grabbing a long black dress from a box.

"Try this article of clothing on first." She said throwing it at him. "We do not have much time; it is 12:23pm and the crew will be asking for our presence for breakfast in 7 minutes and 56 seconds. I estimate that if you move quickly enough, with an 89.9991 accuracy, that we can get 3 dresses out of the way."

"Three dresses! I thought we only bought two!"

"You did, I however estimated that to get the maximum amount of possible vanity, we would have to go through 38 dresses, 23 pairs of pants, 46 shirts, 13 accesories,and 12 thongs."

Chaos' jaw hit the floor at the number 38, and by the word 'thong', it had officially sunken through the floor.

"Chaos?" KOS-MOS asked. No reply. "Chaos? What is the matter?" no response. "Chaos?... Chaos? Chaos? Chaos? Chaos? Chaos? Chaos? Chaos?" she repeated the name many more times before smacking him upside the head so hard, that his skull shattered and his brain bloodied the walls.

Another daydream. "Yes KOS-MOS?" he answered.

"Here is your dress," she said handing him the plain black one she had been holding, "please hurry, we will reach the Kukai Foundation in three days."

Chaos took the dress, walked to the corner of the room, undid his orange short things, and let them fall to the ground. He looked over at KOS-MOS to find that she had followed him to the corner and was standing only a foot away. "Aah!" he screamed in surprise, falling to the ground. "What is the problem?" she asked.

"What-what is the problem! You voyeur! You were gonna watch me get naked!" KOS-MOS inwardly smirked.

"Full systems check reveals no problems; please continue, you have wasted enough time, you now have only five minutes. Two dresses must be worn, if we are to attempt to establish a schedule."

"Can you please go to the other side of the room and give me some privacy, please?" Chaos said a little annoyed.

"If it will make you dress and undress faster then I shall." she walked to the corner. When she had reached the corner she turned around, and looked at chaos again.

"Some PRIVACY please! Turn around!" KOS-MOS inwardly drooped, "understood," and then remembered something. She hacked into the Elsa's security system and found their room. She guided the camera to get Chaos undressing. 'Giggady giggady goo,' she thought as she began to record every moment in the ships memory banks and hers as well.

haha i also dont own family guy...if i had put it at the top disclamer it would have given it away :P