Oninu:  Guys, I am so sorry that we haven't updated in such a long time, but I have a good reason why we didn't!

A month ago….

I didn't think Trina Monkey was smart enough to invent a time machine….Heck!  I didn't even think she was smart enough to jump and around and through crap at people like a regular monkey, but never the less, she built a time machine.  Oh who am I kidding?  She snuck into Capsule Corp and after taking many pictures of Vegeta to plaster all over her wall, she stole Bulma's time machine.  That's what happened! 

Anyway, I was able to follow her into the past and you won't guess what time she picked!

"Die little Saiyan!"

"Trina Monkey!" I yelled while watching Trina Monkey hover about a little baby Goku-who was naked and crying loudly-while Trina Monkey had a dagger in her hand.  "What are you doing?"

Trina Monkey put the dagger behind her back and tried to play it off by whistling, which didn't work, since she couldn't whistle.  "Nothing Oninu.  I'm just playing with Goku."

"You hate Goku!  You're trying to kill him!"

"No!  I just want to play operation with him!"

"No!  Trina Monkey, you can't play that with him!"

"How about let's find the dagger?"

"Trina Monkey, stop this madness!  He saves the universe!"

"Nuh uh!  Vegeta does!"

"Vegeta tried to rule the universe!"

"No!  He tried to fix it!  He can't help it if he would rule it better than other people, especially if John Kerry won!"

"Sweetheart, no!  Put the knife down!"

"No!"

"Hey!"  We looked behind us and smiled innocently as we stared into Bardock's face.  "What are you doing here?"  He looked at Trina Monkey's dagger.  "What are trying to do to my son?"

"You don't care about him!"  Yelled Trina Monkey.  "We all saw the movie!"

"He cared at the end!"  I yelled.

"So!  Look Bardock, you're about to die in less than a half hour by Frieza, so just try to bum rush him and die like a good solider!"

My eyes bucked as she poured out information that could destroy our future, so I knocked her upside her head, picked her up and ran.  When we came home, we were surprised to find that the Earth was enslaved by the Saiyans.

Trina Monkey started to cry tears of joy.  "Just like I always wanted."

"But the Saiyans are evil!"

"Not Vegeta.  Kakarot yes, but Vegeta is just misunderstood!"

I rolled my eyes.  "You idiot."  Up until now, we were fixing the past so we could have the right story.  If Kerry wins the presidency, we'll go back!

Chapter 5

We no own

Kakarot started to panic as he picked up the flowers.  "On no!  We're gonna die!  We're gonna die!  We're gonna die!"

Vegeta picked up Kakarot by his collar and yelled "Shut up you idiot!  We've to get out of here before the workers show up."

"B-but what about the flowers?"

"Forget the blasted flowers!  We've got to get out of here!"   Vegeta and Kakarot started to run out of there, but Vegeta couldn't shake the feeling that someone was watching him.  When they got outside the hallway they started running and heard footsteps, but didn't turn around in fear of it being a worker. 

"Oh!  Someone's on to us!  They're gonna catch us!  My father's going to kill us!"

"Shut up Kakarot!" barked Vegeta.  "Look, we've got to lose this guy, so you go to your quarters, and I'll go to mine!  Don't fly, because they'll pick us up on scouters!" 

"Okay Vegeta.  I'll see you later."  Goku took a left at the end of the hallway, and Vegeta took the right and ran to his room.  He sighed in relief as he stepped inside, but then he heard the door close behind him.  He perked up and turned around slowly.  'Uh oh.  I'm caught.'  When he looked at the door, no one was there and he sighed in relief again, but when he turned around he jumped back and screamed.  "Ahhhh!" 

"Hi!"  Said the blue haired and blue eyed girl who was staring him in the face. 

"How did you get in here?" 

She looked at him confused, not understanding what he said.  She giggled and thought 'He's cute, but I can't understand what he's saying.  I'm gonna make him my new friend since Chi-Chi left me in her stupid house!  He must be one of her servants.' She thought.   "Ahoaw zfg;agnhog haiogggha  agna lal aotghag aghgr agh!"  She smiled and gave him a hug. 

Vegeta began to panic.  "This is great!  Just great!  This girl ends up in my room and I can't understand what she's saying!  Where's Kakarot when I need him?"

When there was a knock at the door, Vegeta panicked and yelled "You have to hide!" 

"Ugagh?" asked Bulma questionably.  "Ghoahgo!"

Vegeta didn't understand, but pushed Bulma into the closet.

"Ouch!" 

"Who is it?"

"King Vegeta summons you, Sire."

"Fine!  I'll be there!  Now leave me!"

Vegeta walked back into the closet and opened it.  Bulma walked out and was pouting with her arms crossed.  "Ghtaoho aohyoay harjha gqaoighioh ioghaiohgri."

"What?"  He grunted.  "I've got to find Kakarot." 

"F thoatghga iodhagneaa.  Coaeaghe agegha iwegruth." 

Vegeta rolled his eyes.  "Look, stay here."

She looks at him confused.  "Ghaogje fahg ad hg."

Vegeta shakes his head no.  "You" he points to her "stay here!"  He then motioned his hands to the ground. 

She looks at his fingers and then at the ground, but only started scratching her head. 

Vegeta thinks to himself 'If Kakarot can understand that other girl, then surely I can understand this girl.'   "Ssssstaaaaaaaaaaay!  Heeeeeeeeeeere!" 

"Stay here?" she said tilting her head to the side, still confused. 

Vegeta nods his head.  "Yes, yes.  I'll be right back."  Vegeta then left out of his room. 

Bulma shrugs her shoulders and began to look around his room. 

Throne Room

"It took you long enough son."  King Vegeta said as he sat on his throne. 

Vegeta bowed down.  "You sent for me father?" 

"Vegeta, you have been training very hard my son, and you have been showing yourself worthy to be called a Saiyan Prince."

Vegeta smirked as he thought 'Something really good must be getting ready to happen to me.'

"I have summoned you today because you have shown yourself worthy enough to-"

"Sire!" said a servant as he entered the throne room doors and bowed down before the King. 

"What is the meaning of this?" asked the King angrily. 

"Forgive me Sire, but there is something that you must see."

King Vegeta sighed.  "This better be good.  Come Vegeta."

Vegeta had a look of worry on his face as he thought 'I have a bad feeling about this.'

They walked down the hallway towards Vegeta's room and Vegeta began to sweat nervously as they stopped.  "What is this?" asked King Vegeta confused and somewhat horrified.  There were giant red and purple flowers colored on the walls.  "When did this happen?" asked King Vegeta.

"Not too long ago Sire.  One of the other servants was walking by when they spotted this.  But the strangest thing is we cannot identify how these markings got here. This isn't paint or ink." 

Bardock was looking at the wall questionably.  "Well this obviously came from an outsider.  We have not identified what this was, but we've taken a sample down to the lab to identify what kind of chemicals it's composed of."

"Was it found anywhere else?"

Bardock looks at Prince Vegeta, and then to the King.  "As a matter of fact, we did.  We found these marking all over Prince Vegeta's room.  We won't allow anyone to go inside until we known what this strange rubbery powder is."

"So someone is threatening my son's life?"  He looked at his son.  "Do you have anything to say Vegeta?"

Vegeta just looked dazed.  "Well, Saiyans don't draw flowers."

Later on in the day, Kakarot finally caught up with Vegeta inside Vegeta's personal training facility.  "Did you hear?" asked Kakarot worried.

"Of course I heard!"

"Do you think it was the flower picker?"

"Of course it was her!"

"Did you see her?"

"Yes.  I told her to specifically stay in my room and she deliberately disobeyed me!"

"Do you think they found her?"

"No, because she's too weak to be picked up on the scouters."

"So I guess we better find her."

"Of course we've got to find her, you idiot!"

Kakarot started to worry more after an hour of searching for the non-Sayian girl. "Vegeta what are we gonna do?" Kakarot whined.

"I don't know but your consistent blabbering doesn't help!"

Just then they heard someone crying off in the distance. "Vegeta, Sayians don't cry do they?"

"Only weak ones."

Vegeta and Kakarot rushed to where the sound came from and sure enough it was the blue haired girl. She was leaning against the wall and her knees were pulled into her chest as she cried. "I'm lost!" she wailed.

"What did she say?" Vegeta asked.

"She said she was lost." Kakarot said as he got done on his knees. "Come with me." He said as he grabbed her arm and lifted her up.

Bulma looked at him confused, but then began yelling.  "Help!  Help!  Help!"

Kakarot covered her mouth quickly. 

"What is she screaming about?" 

"She wants help.  I think she thinks we're going to hurt her."

"I will if she doesn't shut up!  I'd rather have her hurt than me and if we get caught, we're gonna get killed!"  Vegeta looked up on the wall and blasted the camera that was pointed towards them. 

"Why'd you do that?"

"Because if they found out that we have her, they'll know it's our entire fault!" 

She then bit Kakarot's hand and he took his hand away.  "Hey!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  Help me!  Help me!  They're trying to kill me!  Chi-Chi!  Chi-Chi!"

Kakarot covered her mouth again.  "She doesn't understand us!  We need to take her home."

"How?  The workers are all there and we're not supposed to go into the portals."  Vegeta grabbed the girl by the arm.  "Let's go to my training facility."  The girl was about to yell again, but Vegeta covered her mouth.  "Hurry up."

"We're in so much trouble" said Kakarot as he followed Vegeta into the training facility. 

"If you keep quiet, we won't get caught.  Now just shut up."  Vegeta let go of the girl and she fell to the ground as he slammed the door behind him.   Vegeta covered her mouth again, to keep her from screaming.

She decided to give up on yelling, and started crying some more.  "Hfgab goaigha aodgva!"

"What did she say Kakarot?"

"She just called us bullies?" Kakarot said confused.

"What's that?"

"I don't know."  Kakarot rested on his knees and said "What is your name?"

Bulma wiped her tears and looked at Vegeta confused, and then at Kakarot.  "Huh?"

"Whaaaaaaaaat!  Is!  Yooooooooour!  Naaaaaammmmmme?!"

She began to get frustrated and was about to cry.

He rolled his eyes and pointed to himself.   "Kakarot.  I Kakarot.  You" he pointed to her.  "What is your name?"  When she didn't answer, he pointed to himself "Kakarot.  You?"  He pointed to her once again. 

She looked less confused until she started to smile.  "Bulma."

"What's that?" asked Vegeta.

"That's her name" answered Kakarot.  "Bulma is her name."

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