Chapter 6

We no own

Kakarot let out a loud sigh as they entered his room. Bulma was kicking and struggling as Vegeta covered her mouth. "Okay Kakarot, we have to-ah!" Vegeta let go of Bulma's mouth and dropped her on the floor. "You stupid girl!" He held out his hand about to blast her.

"Keep it down Vegeta" Kakarot stated.

"That evil Earth girl bit me! We can get rid of the evidence right now" he said as he began making a ki blast.

"No Vegeta!" yelled Kakarot. "The guards will find out because of the scouters! They'll pick it up! You can't kill her that way!"

He grunted. "Then I'll strangle her!" "Then we'd still have a body to take care of!"

"Then what are we supposed to do?" asked the angry Vegeta.

"We have to get her back home."

Vegeta looked at the cowering creature. She was a strange creature indeed. She had blue hair and blue eyes. She was shaking as he gazed at her coldly, and not to mention the weirdest of all her traits "What kind of a name is Bulma anyway?"

Kakarot rolled his eyes. "One that is on her planet. Now, come on Vegeta, we have to think." "Think huh? That's not a word that comes out of your mouth everyday."

"I'm serious Vegeta. We can get caught any minute. Plus, Chi-Chi is probably worried about her friend." Bulma looked up at Kakarot with confusion. "Chi-Chi?"

Kakarot dropped to his knees in front of her and nodded his head. "You" he said as he pointed to Bulma. "Home…Chi-Chi."

Bulma scratched her head. "Home?"

Kakarot smiled and looked at Vegeta. "I think she's starting to understand me now."

Vegeta just crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. "Whoopdy freakin do."

Kakarot just ignored him. "Yes Bulma. Me and Vegeta are going to take you home."

"Home?" She said again, still confused.

Kakarot sighed and turned back to Vegeta. "We have to get her back."

"Don't you think I know that?!" He snapped. "But we can't get her back right now, because the whole palace is on lock down. And it is going to remain that way until they find the intruder."

"But we just can't keep her here. We're going to get caught." Kakarot whined.

"I know!" Vegeta yelled. "But like I said they won't stop until they find…" Vegeta trailed off as he began to smirk evilly.

Kakarot didn't like that look. "Vegeta what are you thinking?"

"Well, if they're looking for an intruder, than lets give them one."

Kakarot scratched his head. "I don't get it. I thought we weren't gonna turn her in."

"We're not. All we have to do is frame someone and then this whole thing will be over before dinner time."

Kakarot grinned. "I like the sound of that. But how are we going to frame them?"

Vegeta's smirk fell. He didn't think of that. "She has to have something that created those…those… monstrosities that are all over my room!" Frustrated, he grabbed Bulma and lifted her up in the air. "Rubbery, powdered, substance?" Bulma looked at him confused and terrified. When he received no answer he started to shake her. "RUBBERY, POWDERED, SUBSTANCE?" He yelled in her face.

"Yuje whartinsh hme! Sho!" She yelled as she started crying.

"Vegeta! That isn't helping!" Kakarot yelled.

Vegeta glared at Kakarot then back at the cause of all his frustration. "Forget this." He said dropping her. Bulma hit the floor with a loud thud. Whimpering, she leaned over and cradled her right ankle. When she did, her little box of crayons fell out of her pocket. Vegeta picked them up and grinned.

Bulma quickly found her composer, stood up, and snatched her crayons out of Vegeta's hand. "Mine!"

And for the first time, Vegeta understood what she said. But it didn't change the fact that he was still royally pissed that he finally got the stupid things and then she disrespectfully snatched them away from him. He was so angry he didn't notice that his tail had uncoiled from around his waist and was slashing around. Vegeta growled then snatched them back. "Now, MINE!" He yelled.

"NOSH! MINE!" She yelled trying to get them back, but Vegeta easily dodged her then pushed her back on the ground.

Vegeta turned back towards Kakarot. "Now, all we have to do is-AHHHHH"

Kakarot, once again, looked confused. "What do you mean all we have to do is ahhh?"

Vegeta frantically started to run around the room as the earth girl was biting down on his tail. "Get her off me! Get her off me!" Vegeta yelled, trying to force back tears.

Laughing, Kakarot pulled Bulma off of him. "Hahaha! The mighty Prince Vegeta taken down by an Earth girl. Hahahaha!"

Before Vegeta could deliver a blow to his insulting comrade, Bulma gave Kakarot a swift kick in the nuts. This caused him to drop her then fall to the ground and cradled his wounded pride. Vegeta started to laugh, which gave Bulma plenty of time to bite Kakarot's tail. Now Kakarot was the one who was screaming and Vegeta the one laughing. When Vegeta finally stopped laughing he rescued Kakarot from the wild Bulma. As Vegeta was holding her, she tried to 'kick' him also. But Vegeta, learning from Kakarot's mistake, blocked it. "Don't even try it." He seethed. Bulma just stuck out her tongue. Vegeta looked at her confused. Then he turned to Kakarot. "Why is she offering me her tongue?"

Kakarot looked hatefully at Bulma. "Who cares? Just kill her. She's evil."

"Calm down Kakarot we have to go find someone to frame, so we can return her before getting caught. Kakarot just nodded. "Alright. You stay here while I'll go find someone."

Kakarot has a look of horror on his face. "Why do I have to stay with her?"

Vegeta rolled his eyes. "If you're that scared then tie her up." He said tossing Bulma to him as if she was a rag doll.

Kakarot caught the kicking Bulma with one hand. "I'm not scared! I just…don't like her."

"Whatever." Vegeta said leaving his partner and prisoner behind. It didn't take long for Vegeta to find a loose end. There were plenty of foreigners on Vegetasei walking around. But he soon came across a soldier that was low level and just got transferred from some backwater planet. He was a tall reptilian/wolf looking guy with brown and green skin and was very ugly to look at. Vegeta thought he was doing everyone a favor. "You. Soldier. Come here at once!" The soldier left his place and quickly ran towards Vegeta then bowed.

"Yes sire?"

"Follow me." Vegeta said as he quickly led him towards the hallway where he had cornered Bulma not so long ago. Vegeta stopped in front of the many broken cameras. "Tell me soldier, do you have any dead family members you wish to see?" The soldier stepped back and looked scared. Vegeta turned around slowly. "Because it's time for a family reunion!" Then before the soldier could scream, Vegeta blasted him through his chest. After making sure he was dead, Vegeta quickly took out the crayon box, and drew some flowers on the wall. Then he placed a crayon in the soldier's hand and sat the box next to his dead body.

Soon, as expected, soldiers started to come from every where, because of the ki signature. Vegeta just smirked at his audience. "I guess I finished your current job."

Kakarot was pacing his room. It had been over an hour since Vegeta left. He looked at the tied up and gagged earth girl on his bed. "I just hope he hurries up."

Then as if on cue, Vegeta walked into the room. "Everything is set. We can return her tonight."

"What happened?" Kakarot asked impatiently.

Vegeta just shrugged his shoulders. "Everything that I said would. But my father is punishing the guards for not finding the guy that I supposedly did, and your father is going to be up all night, trying to figure out, what those drawing sticks were."

"Whew!" Kakarot said sighing. "I am just glad we didn't get caught. Chi-Chi is going to laugh when I tell her-"

"Don't even think about it Kakarot." Vegeta snapped. "We drop the crazy girl off and never go back there. Do you understand?"

Kakarot was hurt and disappointed. Chi-Chi was the first person he met that didn't think twice about his status or strength. She just wanted to have fun with him. "Alright Vegeta."

Vegeta looked at the girl on Kakarot's bed and smiled. "She got you pretty good Kakarot. I must say that was the funniest thing I have ever witnessed."

"Hey! She got you too!" He said offended.

"Whatever." Vegeta looked back at the girl and was surprised to see that she had gotten her gag off.

"Yuje mieng shjterksh! Yuje tkcanm ahleash ghfeid hme!" She yelled.

"And that means…" Vegeta said looking at her as if she was stupid.

"She called us jerks and said we could at least feed her." Kakarot said, unconsciously rubbing his belly. "And I'm hungry too."

"Idiots." Vegeta mumbled. "Fine. Go get some food. And don't take all day."

Kakarot looked as if he was granted eternal life and excitedly ran out of his room. Vegeta rolled his eyes at him and looked at the weird girl on Kakarot's bed. "Well, looks like its just me and you."

Bulma jerked her head up. She was having one crazy day. She had long since came to the conclusion that she wasn't in Chi-Chi's house anymore. But it seemed like she was in another country, or even across the street! Something was weird. And she could barely understand what everybody was saying. "Home! I want to go home!" She cried out.

The boy that was holding her captured just looked at her angry, as if she stole his cookies. "I don't understand what you're saying!" He yelled.

Now this really puzzled Bulma. He had been saying that all day and she was just now understanding what he was saying. "I understand you!" She screamed, but the boy just ignored her. She just didn't get it? How come, she could understand him, but he couldn't understand her. This just upset her even more. "When my daddy finds out what you're doing, he's gonna fire your daddy, and then you're gonna be living in a box!"

"Shut up! I don't want to hear your alien dribble any longer!" He snapped.

"I'm not an alien! I'm Bulma Briefs! The richest princess in the world!" She yelled.

Vegeta looked at the girl strange. He was sure he heard her call her name then say the word princess. "Princess? You, Bulma, Princess."

Bulma nodded her head. Of course she wasn't actually a princess, but if it got her some respect, she sure was going to lie.

When she nodded, Vegeta's face turned deathly pale. 'Oh no!' Just then Kakarot came into the room with a mouth filled with food. Before Kakarot could say anything, Vegeta pulled him over to the girl. "Ask her if she is a princess."

"I understand her. She doesn't understand me-"

"I am a princess!" Bulma yelled.

Kakarot turned his head. "You can understand me?"

"Yes."

"And you are a princess?"

"Yes. I am the princess of Earth."

Kakarot turned to Vegeta. "She said she is the princess of Earth."

"Oh no." Vegeta said.

"What's wrong Vegeta?" Kakarot said now looking scared.

"Don't you see? We don't know how far Earth is from us. The king could be looking for her. If one of the people comes here, then there will be a search, so we have to get her out of here now!"

"Vegeta that seems unlikely."

"Just think what my father would do."

Kakarot crossed his arms and rested his fingers on his chin. Vegeta rolled his eyes, because he knew it was going to take a while. Then slowly, Kakarot raised his eyebrows. "Oh, my gosh! We got to get her out now!"

"Yeah you better take me home!" Bulma yelled. "My father is the meanest guy ever lived and when he finds out you kidnapped me he's gonna…gonna…give you time out!"

"Vegeta, what's a time out?" Kakarot asked a little scared now.

"I don't know, but you're gonna be the one going down not me."

"What? Look, I might have to deal with her father, but you're gonna have to deal with yours."

"Shut up and lets go!" He half yelled, half growled.

Before Bulma knew she was back in what she named as 'The Door Room.' They kept pushing her and dragging her along. But she wasn't complaining. She just wanted to hurry up and get home.

"There it is." Kakarot said as they approached a stream of portals against the wall. He was about turn on the portal when he thought of something. "Vegeta?"

"What?" Vegeta asked as he kept a look out.

"Is it alright if I say goodbye to Chi-Chi?"

Bulma looked at Kakarot with a weird expression.

"No." Vegeta almost yelled. "My father was right, alien girls do have cooties that make you weak with emotion."

"Why are you so mean?" Bulma asked.

"He can't help it." Kakarot said looking sad. Bulma felt sorry for him. It was made clear that Vegeta was the ring leader and the evil one.

"Hurry up. We don't have all day."

Kakarot turned on the portal and opened the door. "Goodbye Bulma."

"Goodbye." She said smiling. Then she gave Kakarot a peck on the cheek. Then she ran over to Vegeta and stomped on his left foot then ran through the portal.

"Ow. Son of a-"

"Vegeta, we should go." Kakarot said turning off the portal as he tried not to smile.

Bulma ran through Chi-Chi's closet, found the door, then burst out of the closet and flew to Chi-Chi's bed. "Wow. What an adventure!"

A's/N: Review please!...Pretty Please?…Just a few words?...We're lonely.