Author's note:
"Sorry! But this time, it wasn't Trina Monkey fault that we didn't update! It was my evil sister Oninu! She somehow went back in time and took over the universe! I had to stop her! She is too evil! She would make everyone her slave monkeys! She is trying to-"
"Trina Monkey, what are you doing?"
Trina Monkey jumps and turns to see Oninu standing behind her with a bottle of medication. "Stay away! I'm not crazy! I don't need it anymore! Please! I'll be good! I promise!"
"Now, now the doctor said if you don't take it you will start hallucinating again. So be a good monkey and take the pills and step away from the computer."
"No! I have the power now! I shall be typist! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Oninu turns to readers. "This could take a while so go on ahead and read the story."
Chapter 7: Friends Forever
Bulma laid down on Chichi's bed remembering everything that had just occurred. "That was so much fun!"
"Bulma Briefs!"
Bulma jumped and turned to the door way to see an angry Chichi stare at her. "Hey Chichi." Bulma smiled as if nothing was wrong.
"Where have you been? I have been looking everywhere for you! I even had to lie to my Papa and tell him that we were playing hide and go seek so that I could look for you without getting in trouble." Chichi pouted angrily as she crossed her arms.
Bulma's eyes shined with excitement. "Chichi, I had the most fun ever! I was in your closet one minute, then the next thing I know, I'm somewhere else!"
Chichi looked at her sadly. "You went to Kakarot's world?"
"Yes! I thought you were lying to me when you said you had a boy in your closet but you were telling the truth!"
Chichi was a little upset and a little jealous that Bulma had gone to Kakarot's world while she was stuck there. "Well…what was it like?"
"It was weird. At first I just thought I was in your house, but then when I found out that Kakarot and Vegeta had tails, I knew I wasn't in your house anymore."
"So you met Kakarot and Vegeta?"
"Yeah. They said that they were scared because they were gonna get in trouble but I just think they were intimidated by me." She said with slight arrogance.
Chichi just rolled her eyes. Bulma always thought that everything was about her. "That's not fair. I wanted to go."
"Maybe next time we both can go."
"I don't think there will be a next time. Prince Vegeta seemed really mean."
"That mean bully is a prince?"
"Yeah, he didn't tell you?"
"Well I heard it once or twice but I just figured they called him that because he was a spoiled brat."
"Like you!"
"I am not a spoiled brat!"
"Yes you are!"
"I am not a spoiled brat!"
"Do you always get what you ask for?"
"Yes, but you do too."
"Well…I clean up my own room!"
"Well my Daddy is richer than your Daddy!"
"Well my Daddy is a king!"
"At least my Daddy isn't fat!"
"At least my Daddy isn't ugly!"
"Girls" said Ox King "cookies!"
"Yay!"
Vegetasei
Vegeta and Kakarot just finished an intense sparring match. "I'm glad that's over." Said Kakarot.
"Yeah you were getting your butt kicked."
"I was talking about Bulma."
Vegeta rolls his eyes. "I swear Kakarot if you mention that blue haired freak one more time, I am going to kill you."
"I'm sorry Vegeta, but I miss Chichi, and even though Bulma was a hand full, she was still fun."
Vegeta thought about the little pest. Things were a lot more exciting, and she wasn't as ugly to look upon as he claimed, but things had to go back the way they were. Didn't they?
"Look Kakarot, what happened was a stupid that can never repeat again. Do you understand? Do not go back there. I mean it. We could have easily have gotten caught."
"I know, I know. But it's-it's just different with them. Everything was different."
"That is a problem that's needs to be avoided Kakarot. Erase them from your mind." He said as he angrily stormed off.
Kakarot starred at the door that his prince just walked through. 'Erase them? How can I erase them? I had so much fun with them. I have to see them again, at least to say goodbye to Chichi, and perhaps get a cookie or two. Vegeta doesn't have to know. I'll just sneak in and out like before.' And with that Kakarot left to go say goodbye to his new friends.
"Those cookies were so great Chichi."
"Thank you."
"You made them?"
"Well, I made the batter. And the cook just finished the rest. I always wanted to learn how to cook so I've been practicing."
"Well you're good at it."
"Thanks. You know I've-"Chichi stopped, because she thought she heard something. "Did you hear something?"
Bulma blushed. "It wasn't me, I swear. I would have said excuse me."
"No, I'm not talking about that. I could have sworn I heard-"
"Hi Chichi!"
"Kakarot!" Bulma and Chichi yelled at the same time as he stepped out of the closet.
"Uh hi!" He said grinning and rubbing the back of his head.
"I thought you weren't coming back." Chichi said as she walked up to him.
"I-uh-I wasn't, but then I wanted to."
"What about Vegeta?" Bulma said crossing her arms. She knew a bully when she saw one.
"He doesn't know that I'm here." Kakarot said as he looked down at the floor.
"Hmph. I knew it. He is a bully. A bully is always controlling when it comes to weak minded friends…no offense Chichi." She ended with a friendly smile.
Chichi just ignored her. "So Kakarot, I was wondering, since Bulma went to your world, can I go too?" She asked sweetly.
Kakarot shook his head firmly. "Bulma shouldn't have gone, and it would be dangerous if you went too."
Chichi looked very disappointed. And Bulma looked bored. "Lets do something fun!" She suggested.
"Like what?" asked Chichi, trying to shake her disappointment off.
"I don't know." Bulma suddenly became disgusted as she got a whiff of the air. "Hey what's that smell?" Bulma asked sniffing the air.
Chichi did the same as well as Kakarot. Chichi and Bulma started to search the room for the smell, which led them right up to Kakarot.
"I don't smell anything you guys?" Kakarot said with a look of ignorance.
"You stink." Bulma said offended by the smell. "You need a bath."
"I got it!" Chichi exclaimed, as Kakarot sniffed himself. "Lets go swimming in my lake."
Bulma crossed her arms and looked away. "I just got my hair done. You two can go, I'll just watch."
5 Minutes later
"This is great!" Kakarot said as he just finished doing another cannon ball from a tree that was leaning over the lake. "We never get to play in water like this on Vegetasai."
"Really?" Chichi asked as she swam towards him.
"Really." He stated. He then looked over where Bulma was and got confused. She was lying on a towel with a piece of metal in her hands looking up at the sky. "What is Bulma doing?"
Chichi glanced at her and rolled her eyes. "Ms. Perfect is getting a sun tan. It's what we do to get darker."
"Oh. Why does she want to get darker?"
"Well, it's something that older women do, so that men will look at them more, but Bulma is just doing it, because it isn't 'childish' or whatever."
"Oh."
"Do you understand?"
"No."
"Hey kids!"
Chichi turned to see where the voice came from and it was none other than her father walking towards her. Bulma saw him and quickly jumped up. Chichi looked terrified, and so did Kakarot. 'Was this the king?'
"Dinner will be ready soon and-who is this?" He pointed towards Kakarot.
Chichi was too scared to speak, and Kakarot was bracing himself and trying to figure out the quickest way back to Chichi's room. Luckily, Bulma thought of something. "He's my-my new neighbor-yeah-and I invited him over to come and meet Chichi!" She smiled happily to herself with her beautiful lie.
Ox King looked at her for a second then just smiled. "Oh, oh alright. Well what's your name young man?"
Kakarot was still in shock. 'Should I give him my name?'
"It's-ah-Gohan?" Chichi blurted out.
"Gohan? Like Master Gohan's name?" Ox King asked.
"No. I meant Go-Goku."
"Goku? Well why couldn't he tell me that?" Ox king asked curiously.
"Because he's intimidated by you!" Bulma yelled out, loving this little lying game.
"Oh. Hahaha. Well, it happens to a lot of people. Come on kids. Dinner should be ready." Ox King said as he turned to leave.
Once he was gone, Chichi and Kakarot got out of the water. "That was a close one." Chichi said.
"Yeah, you can say that again." Bulma sighed.
Kakarot looked at Chichi quizzically. "Why didn't you just stick with Gohan?"
"Because Gohan was my Dad's trainer. It would have been too obvious that I made it up."
"Oh. So what's my name again?"
"Goku." Bulma said. "Now come on. I'm famished."
Vegetasei
Vegeta was just about to turn in and go to sleep when there was a sudden knock at his door. Vegeta grumbled and then said. "You may enter."
It was Raditz, Kakarot's older brother. He kneeled down in front of him and placed his right fist over his chest. "Forgive me my Lord for disturbing you, but have you seen my brother Kakarot, he has not returned to his room, and he did not enter the mess hall during dinner."
'No way! That Fool!'
Vegeta was silent for quite some time, and Raditz was starting to think that he had fallen asleep on him. "Sire?"
"Oh-I-uh-have not seen him, nor do I wish to." Vegeta said as if he barely knew Kakarot and didn't care a synch about him.
Raditz suspected that he was lying, but who was he to question royalty.
"You may leave now.' Vegeta snapped, and then Raditz quickly arose and left the room. Vegeta turned to his closet to put on some dark clothes he could sneak around in. "I am going to kill you Kakarot!"
"Wow that was some of the best food I ever had in my whole life."
"We could tell." Bulma said. She was completely disgusted with the way he had eaten. She had never seen anyone eat so much and so fast in her life.
Chichi just giggled. She thought the whole thing was hilarious. "Wow, your wife is going to have a hard time cooking all of those meals for you some day."
"Yeah. I don't care what she looks like, but if she cooks, then that's all the satisfaction I need."
Chichi just laughed, and Bulma felt like she was going to throw up. "How disgusting. Do all of you Sigens-"
"Saiyans." Kakarot corrected.
"Whatever, Saiyans eat like that?"
Kakarot thought about for a second. "Yeah I guess all of us do."
"Does Vegeta eat like that?" Bulma asked curious.
"Um, he eats just as much, but he always complains how sloppy I eat and says I should be more 'modest' or something."
"Well you should be. It really is gross." Bulma commented.
"Well Vegeta's says-"
"That he's going to kill you."
Everyone turned to the closet and was surprised to see Vegeta standing in front of the door, truly pissed. "Uh-Hi Vegeta." Kakarot said nervously.
Vegeta walked towards the small groups and stopped right in front of Kakarot. "What do you think you're doing? You Idiot!"
"I just wanted to say goodbye to my friends." Kakarot said as he tried to defend himself.
Bulma noticed that there was vein throbbing on Vegeta's forehead. 'This can't be good.'
"Friends? Friends?!! Saiyans don't need friends! You Dope! Now we have to get out of here before we get in trouble."
"Oh chill out!" Bulma said as she approached Vegeta. She didn't like anyone taking command or bossing people around unless she was the one doing it. "Goku was just-"
"Who the heck is Goku?"
Bulma rolled her eyes. "That's Kakarot's earth name." She said is if he was stupid.
This just made Vegeta even madder. "He is not from this stupid planet and he doesn't need an earth name you stupid blue haired freak!"
Bulma was now 'very upset' and Kakarot noticed that Chichi took a step back and thought maybe he should do the same. "How dare you call me a freak! I am the most beautiful girl on this planet and you are nothing but an ugly little troll who was probably made a prince because people felt sorry about your ugliness so there!" She ended with sticking out her tongue.
'Why, no has ever talked to me like that! Why-" he looked confused for a moment. 'why is it that I can understand her?' He grunted 'oh who cares!' "Now you listen to me, I am Vegeta Prince of all Saiyans, and I will not tolerate your freakiness and stupid tongue any longer. Say hello to the next dimension!" He said as he raised his hand.
Bulma and Chichi were amazed and completely oblivious to the dangers of the glowing light coming out of his hand. Kakarot wasn't though. "Vegeta don't!" He said as he stood in front of Vegeta.
"Get out of the way Kakarot. She deserves to die." He growled.
"Vegeta please don't do this. We can just walk through the portal and you will never see her again…"
Meanwhile
Hundreds of scientists were checking the millions of doors that were in the portal room. It was something that had to be done every week so that they could observe worlds so that soldiers could go inside them and purge planets. There were many to expect and many to observe.
"Who in the world left this portal on?" A scientist said as he examined the door. He was confused, because from what his chart said, this world had yet to be observed, so no one should be inside and there should be no reason why it was on. 'Well maybe I should just go cheek and make sure that no one was in there.' The scientist slowly opened door and peeked inside. There was nothing. Absolute darkness. So he just shrugged his shoulders and closed the door. 'Someone must have just turned it on by accident.' Then he turned it off and went on to observe other doors.
Earth
"You are lucky freak that I woke up in a good mood today." He said pointing to Bulma.
Bulma just glared at him and hugged Kakarot goodbye. "Goodbye Kakarot, we had lots of fun."
"Yeah. It was fun." Then he turned to Chichi. He noticed that her cheeks were red. "Bye Chichi."
"Bye." She said as she shyly hugged him.
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "If you're done acting like a sissy, we can go now." He said turning to leave.
"Bye guys." Kakarot said as he waved a hand towards them.
"Bye!" The girls said in unison.
Vegeta and Goku went into the closet and was pushing through Chichi's many clothes to try and find the portal, but they felt nothing but wall. Vegeta was starting to panic and started to throw clothes out of the closet. Kakarot, also in a panic did the same. Chichi protested against it, but they weren't paying attention. They just kept on doing it until every single piece of clothing and shoe was away from them.
"Oh no." Kakarot said as he shook his head.
Vegeta wasn't ready to accept it. "Is there a light in here?" He yelled in frustration and worry.
"Above your heads!" came Chichi's voice.
Vegeta slowly reached up and pulled on the metal string that turned on the light. He looked at the wall with fear across his face. "Oh dear God no." He whispered.
Kakarot just stood in shock, because sure enough, the portal was closed, and they were stuck there.
A's/N: So what do you think? REVIEW please, and tune in next time. Same TRINA and ONINU story, and same MONKEY time
