Losing to Her
Because somehow, he just never wins.
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What were they, exactly?
Strange, emotional creatures who always bossed around the men.
What the hell were women?
Answer,
The world may never know.
Well, the male half of the population wouldn't anyway.
Take Akari for example. Bright, cute, and small, but totally i.n.s.a.n.e.
For awhile, she absolutely refused to believe that her precious Kyo-kun was a girl.
He chuckled softly, poor, poor Kyo.
Then Himejima-san.
Tall, hot, smart, strong and fast. Plus a great ass, he'd have to admit. What's that you say? Why would he be preoccupied with Himejima's backside when he's got such a beautiful wife? Well, hey, he's a guy, give him a break. Besides, he didn't think that stuff anymore about the woman anyway.
Though, the only one who could rival her in the funny farm could only be Hamaya.
But the greatest enigma of all, Kyo Aizawa.
This girl was like a language. One minute you could be talking about food in Italian, and then you could be talking about you're mother's diabetes problem. Kyo could be the same, with her absurd way of changing her moods in a split second.
He lost a bet for 50 bucks both Akari and Himejima.
He lost to Kyo in basketball games when they played one on one.
Maybe it was Friday the thirteenth and he didn't realize it.
He had to give in for her pleads to dates. There was no way you can ignore the Aizawa puppy dog eyes for too long.
He recalled the incident, remembering briefly the thoughts that went on in his head at the time.
'I will not look. I will not look. I will not look. I will not lo-Gah! Must not give in. Will not give i-Damn! Don't open your mouth you idiot! DON'T DO IT! DON-Damn it!
Answer to the eyes,
"Fine. Just stop looking at me like that."
He chuckled once again.
They were both really strange back then, weren't they?
So, the question still remains,
What were women?
Answer is still the same, with a few small changes.
The male population will never know.
And maybe, that's why, he just kept losing to her over and over, he mused as he washed the dishes.
While his Kyo-chan off taking their child on arons.
He knew that was just a cover, it was obvious when he saw the chocolate all over his daughter's face.
He just smiled as he ruffled their seven year-old daughter's chocolate brown hair.
Without the puppy dog eyes, he probably wouldn't have ever gone on a date, the way he was.
Losing wasn't as bad as it sounded.
xxx
Hello, people of the earth! Ah, I had some free time on my hands, so I thought I'd just write this up while I had nothing to do. School is torturing me!
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