A/N this is soooo random!. and I don't have a rep to ruin! yay!
It was a dark and stormy night. NO! I'm just pulling your leg. it was actually quite calm. Zim and gir were
out for a walk when the Dib worm walked up. He grinned at zim.
"My what a large top-hat you are wearing" exlamied the alien.
"all the better to make my head look smaller" The human replied
"My what a purple suit you have" Squeeked gir (in the background, a moose floated by)
"all the better to bring out my eyes" said Dib blankly
"My what a odd cane you have" Peeped old kid as he walked by.
"All the better to...CONDUCT THE OOMPA LOOMPAS!" Roared dib.
then suddenly, with a poof and a pink cloud shaped like a piggy, the three amigoes were standing in a large room
full of little men with top hats. Dib raised his cane and began to conduct the oompa loompa's
"Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do,
I've got a simple puzzle for you!
Oompa Loompa doompa dee dee,
If you want out, you can listen to me,"
SOLO!
"What do you get wen you cross a frog with,
a human that's not even in myth.
What do you get from all of that,
Something that's more gross than...A...BAT!
I don't like the look of it,"
CHOURS!
"Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Bum,
I don't ever want to be your chum
Oompa Loompa doompa de ace
It sailed down from outer space"
the Oompa Loompa's finished their song and started to grin eerilly
"Well?" Asked Dib.
"I know the answer" Squeeled Gir.(!) "ANOTHER SONG!"
"NO HAHAHAHAHAHA!"cried Dib, "now you are doomed!"
"I'm gonna sing the Doom song now!" Stated Gir. Seeing a quick way out, Zim grabbed Dib's wand and poofed
some big speakers and a microphone for gir. (YAAAAY) As soon as gir started singing, Zim poofed himself out
of there.
6 MONTHS LATER
gir came back. Dib did too. When asked about it, he said he had to eat the Oompa Loompa's to survive.
A/N haha that was soooo random! oh well flame me if you want... meh!