Disclaimer:I do not own Final Fantasy Unlimited or any of its characters(exept Michael,and Kluch which i do own)and all belongs to their respectful owners so don't sue me!And I do not own the Butterfinger Candy bar Nestle does ok so dont even bother with the sueing,you wont get much out of it.
A/N:For those who play final fantasy XI (which i do not own in any way)and who play in the hades world who know Kluch he asked me to put him in this story so tell him what you think of his role in the story thx.
Final Fantasy Michael
Chapter 2:Let The Demon Inside Loose
The Magun stops beating and the drill goes back in the gun and is back to it's solid state steaming,then it cools of and Kaze walks away.
Then Yu steps up and shouts."Excuse me sir!"
Lisa then puts her hand over him to stop him.
"Something about him I don't like."Ai says angrily.
"Well I don't know why you people think that,'cause I think he's mucho cool!"Michael says."
Well...thanks anyways,you saved us didn't you?Were really grateful."
Yu then starts talking again."Hey mister!Were looking for our parents,and your looking for someone too aren't you?You asked if he was here."
"Well now youve done it now it you now he probabley gonna come back and shoot us!"
"You guys aren't talking about me are you?"
Michael jokes.
Then Kaze starts looking frightened and gasps.Then Kaze turns around.
"I don't really think we should call him mister,I think he needs a name"
"Were searching for someone too! If you happen to run into the parents of these children somewhere here,would you do us this favor please!Just tell them that their looking for them,there names are Ai and Yu,You'll know their parents by the name of Hiyakawa,please dont forget..."
Yu starts mumbling."Kaze"
"Hahahaha.."Oscha then pushes a puppet out of his body."Hehehe"Oscha then starts moving the puppet with his fingers,then makes the puppet stand up and says
"Krux."The doll suddenley becomes alive and starts talking"K..rux"
"Go on."
"KuKuRiu!"
The ship that "pooped" out the crystal is flying high in the sky and is heading towards a large black object that looks like a castle in the sky.We then see a strange man in white sitting on one of the pillars of the castle.
We see a fork poking into a steak of somesort."Now for example"
He then sticks the fork into a salad leaf of somekind.
"Using this Shilkiss,a quite good item,it's the perfect choice,if this was gizzard,it wouldn't work at all,it would absoloutly kill the flavor of the meat.Now we can't have that can we?That's something that would disrupt my perfect harmony,which we don't want to do."
He then starts eating the shilkiss.
"Hmmm...Theres someone trying to destroy my harmony."He then turns on the t.v and watches Kaze shoot his magun.The Earl then goes onto a hissy fit.
"He shot me,shot me,shot me,shot me!" "Oh your exellency your so cute when your angry."
"With..cough..your permission your exellency i'll go out and deal with the intruders at once." "I want 'em dead!" "Gladly.."
"Oh will you?You should have smashed them when you had the chance you mushy head,and you would have if you weren't such a coward." "What did you just call me?"The earl then starts talking."In my entire world, in all of Wonderland,I just can't allow people to do as they please.Am I wrong?Oscha."
"Of course not exellency you rest easy." "The doll I made Krux is now on their tail.No matter where they try to hide there is no way they can escape our observation." "Oscha bring me the phone."
The earl points to a telephone."Yes right away."
Oscha runs over to give the phone the his exellency.The earl starts dialing a number."Hello?"The young man on the other end of the phone says.
"This is the Earl.Is this The Legendary Kluch of the Hades World?"
The earl asks.
"What do you need your exellency?"Kluch asks."I need you and Fungus to exterminate some intruders..."
The earl said."Of course I'll be there right away."
Kluch hangs up."Oscha your a good man" "Oh please don't waste your valuable words praising me your exellency."Oscha then turns his attention to Fungus."Master Fungus i'm trusting you and Kluch to take care of the intruders from the outside world."Then the Earl starts talking.
"Be careful while around Kluch,he has a very evil and powerful alternate personality that can sometimes become...grotesque... if not kept in check."
"I shall keep my eye on him."
"Sounds good now we just have to wait for Kluch.
Kaze is walking all alone and he stops and says."White Cloud I won't forget."Then Kaze get's a flashback of a place getting destroyed."Where are you."
"Owww..."Ai then takes a knee and rests."Come on sis let's go." "Yeah come on Ai so i can shoot more stuff." "Oh but my legs hurt we've been walkin' for like forever!"
"We just took a break come on sis hurry up,you know we gotta look for our parents." "ohhh...man..." "We gotta find a town away from monsters and that has normal people."
"Please don't give up Ai your here to find your mom and dad." "Hey Ai If you give it your best i'll let you have a Butterfinger." "Whats that?" "It's a candy bar we eat in the U.S.A" "It's really good trust me..."We then hear something cry."Huh?Oh my gosh..." "Hey it's Mr.birdy from before." "He even got a collar"
"Is that the same bird from before?" Sqwack "What's up with him?" "Hey! You said I could have that mike!"
"What...HEY!"
The yellow bird starts yanking the Butterfinger out of Michaels hand."Hey...THAT'S...MINE..."The bird then starts shaking Michael around and sends im flying 10-2-0 Ft
"Owww...Stuipd...piece of...crap.."
Kaze is walking into the entrance of the forest and notices a ship flying above and then walks of into the dark
"Hey Mr.birdy wait up!"
"I saw he had a collar so that means he belongs to someone."
"We'd better be careful."
"Wow what a weird forest,do you think it's real at all?"
gasp
"Oh what is it now Hottie Lisa"
"Someone's here...what did you call me?"
"Uhhh...hehe...nothing."
A old lady on a chocobo starts saying"Chocobaba that's what some people call me"
"Chocobaba..."
"Atleast that's the rumor."
"Rrrr-rumor?"
"Hmmm...did you guys come from the Outside World?" "Outside World?"
"This is Wonderland up there is the outside world atleast that's the rumor."
"Are you from this world Ms.Chocobaba?" "Oooiii...No clue."
"So does that mean this Mr.Birdy belong to you Ms.?" "Birdy?Why he's a Chocobo"
"Another rumor..."
squack
"Hmmm?Oh no this is bad news Oiii!" "What is wrong with that old lady?"
"Look!What's this?It looks like a chocobo feather."
"Ooooh shiny hehe."
Then suddenly something crashes into the forest
"Oh no not another one." "Hey the ship pooped another crystal."
"Alright lock and load" "Ai,Yu run as fast as you can."
Michael starts shooting kamikaze style he knocks out 3.
"Ahh Crap."Two of them start attacking Lisa and so she uses her Kigen Arts but get's sucked in right after."No!"
"Ai!Yu,Michael!"Yu then tightly clutches the chocobo feather and it glows."Huh?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"The chocobo then comes and does a kung fu rapid kick on the mushrooms and kills them."Wow did you really save us?" "Quiia."The chocbo runs of and they are stranded again."Help!"
"Oh no kids...don't move AHHHH!"Then Michael shoot's the one that has Lisa.Then someone starts shooting all the mushrooms with a shotgun."Hey."
"Hey it's Kaze!" "I have something I want to ask you.." "Ahh! Their Back!"Kaze turns around ands starts shooting them one after another and finally kills the final one."Man Of The Black Wind...so the intruder finally makes an appearance hehe." "...This it?A bunch of weaklings like these people?Hmm this should be easy!" "Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that." Michael shoots a bullet and it grazes Kluches brown hair."Hmmm your quicker than I thought I was wrong about you." "Your about to see just how wrong you are.
Then Kaze pulls out his gun and shoots Fungus and each bullet is inbetween his teeth and he crushes them and spits them out."mmm..Ptoooey" "Iam Fungus one of the 4 Lords Of Gaudium,In the name of his exellency,Tryant,...I will kill you hahahahaha!"
"Alright let's go."Michael pulls out 2 desert eagles and starts shooting at Kluch and gets him once in the leftshoulder
"Ahhh Dammit...you are so dead!"Then he starts charging at Michael and he jumps back but Kluches sword grazes his left arm and leaves a cut.
Michaels grunt's and shoots a bullet and Kluch blocks and charges again and Michael shoots Kluch in the leg
."...hmhm."Kluch then starts glowing and the bullet falls out and the wound heals."Ahh you suck Kluch."
Then Kluch say's "Transform...SMIEHTER THE LIGHT!"Then black wings start growing out of his back his blue eyes turn red and his brown hair changes black and his body becomes more muscular and his skin turns dark purple and he claws started coming out of his fingers."Your gonna die next Mwhahahahahahaha!"Then a sword fall right next to Michaels hand and then he picks it up,sword in one hand,gun in the other.
"It has moved." "Soil is my power!" "hmhmhmhm" "The magun has thawed" "Ahh nice display if you really think you can take me with the Magun go ahead and try."
"Let's go!"Michael and Kluch charge at eachother and start to swing swords.
Michael attemps to slice Kluch but he blocks it and Michael takes his gun and tries to shoot him,Kluch kicks the gun out of the way,then Kluch take his sword slice's Michael's left arm again.
"Ahhh...AGHHHHHHHHH!"Michael then charges into Kluch and rams him down knocking on to his back and then he picks Kluch up by the arm and swings him around and throws him right through two trees."Ughh...You win this round Michael but next time you won't be so lucky."Then Kluch starts flapping his wungs and flies off.
"The soil charge triad to use on you has been decided."
"An Infinity that surpases the heavens,Sky Blue."
"A completness that goes through solid ground,Earth Brown."
"And Finally The deception to hollow out a dimension,Magic Violet."
"Come out,I summon you,Typhon!"
"Is that all youv'e got? I could take this all day." "Your not going to do anything with that!"
"Huh?" "What's That?" Typhon appears and it opens up and Fungus becomes enclosed in a magical box.
"What sorta..horrible thing have you done to me here?" "What did You do?I demand an answer!"
"Typhon is one with the wind he is a summon that will dissapear along with the space that imprisons it."
"You can't do this to me!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Kaze had deafeated the annoying Fungus and Michael had defeatedhis new rival Kluch."
"Did you ask if we knew white cloud?" "Sorry but we really don't know much at allabout this place..." "But we'd like to help."
"Hehe...He means,thanks for helping us we really appreciate it."
"THANKS!"
"Thank you!" "Oh come on I helped too isn't someone gonna thank me or give me sumthin?"
"Well..."Lisa walks over to Michael and gives him a kiss on the cheek."UhhOh..hehe.."
"It was the least I could do for saving me."