Hi there eva1…….. ok for da pplZ who are readin dis ima Jessie. My very first story waz Eternal Happiness but dat wasn't very popular, so ya I deleted it. Dis new story was inspired by none other den sugared hyperness itself! Oh ya special thanx 2 RANMAvsINU for helping me wit da story.
Olive:Help? But I wanna write my ideas!whining
Jessie:Ya help! I told you if you wanted you could tell me wat u wanted to add to this story, and I'd consider it.
Olive: Anything…….hehehe :D DIE KIKYO!
Jessie: O.o uh ya…………….I dunt like Kikyo either……….
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Inuyasha or will I ever do.
AnywayZ jus to clear u guys up Ima Jessie, RANMAvsINU is Olive and o ya my BFF 1n5an3-pnay is Kat……….so clear eva1?
On with da STORY
The ContestantsOpening Introductions
Jessie, Olive, and Kat: Welcome to The Contestants!
Jessie: Let's meet our VICTIMS sweat drop uh I mean CONTESTANTS!
Inuyasha!
Inuyasha walks in his ego filled kinda way. He has a death grip on his Tetsusaiga………………no literally! You could hear Tetsusaiga "He-lp m-e………choke…………. (funeral music plays in the background) dunnnnnnnnnnnn-dun-da-da-dun-dun-dunnnnnnnn-dunnnnnnnnnnnnn………O.o
Olive: uhhhh……..Back to da show ehehe…..
Kagome!
"Hi everyon- " Inuyasha had cut Kagome off. "Kagome! Kagome! Why the hell did you sign up on this stupid show, you wench! We should be finding jewel shards, not wasting our time here!" Kagome wasn't paying attention, all she heard was "Blah blah blah you blah blah blah stupid blah blah blah idiot" Kagome started getting irritated, but Inuyasha continued "blah blah blah you blah blah blah are blah blah blah such blah blah blah a blah blah blah waste blah blah blah of blah blah blah time blah blah blah you blah blah blah stupid blah blah blah wench!" "INUYASHA!" Inuyasha started panicking fearing the worst he started apologizing "plz Kag-" "sitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsitsit" "ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch! Wat were those for………" "Inuyasha you baka"
Kat: ummmm……….you are gonna pay for that dent right? The last person who wreck the stage payed one way or………………. another
Kagome and Inuyasha sweatdrop. "did you say another?"
Kat: o did I mean……………….lets continue the show!
Miroku!
Miroku enters the stage with 2, not 1, not 1 ½ but 2 slap marks on his face. (A/N: sorry I got dat frum my friend Phil the nickel) Who could of given him these slap marks but our next contestant…………………..
Sango!
As Sango was walking towards the audience, she gives Miroku a very dirty looks that could kill you if you saw it. Sango continues to head towards Kagome not even bothering to notice Miroku lying on the floor………….. not moving……………at all…………….maybe not even breathing…………can looks really kill! Sango walks over towards Miroku worriedness taking over her, as she kneeled beside the apparently dead monk shivers are sent up and down her spine. "MIROKU YOU LEECHER!" slap bonk If Miroku wasn't dead before he'd probably be dead now……..A bucket of cold water popped up like that out of no where and drench Miroku who awoke with a start. Sango seemed to be pretty relieved Miroku was ok even though she was the one almost killed him, but who's complaining.
Jessie: ye! Miroku's alive! We won't get sued by his insurance company!………………Uhhhhhhh……..did I say dat out loud! So anywayz back to da show before pplZ start asking questions………………
Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru walked onto the stage in his usual quiet kinda way, with Jaken following behind.
Olive: ummmmmmmm………………………Toads aint allowed on the set.
Jaken then shouted defensively "I am not a TOAD! You call me that again and I will BURN YOU!"
Kat: security
As Jaken was pulled away, Sesshomaru breathe a sigh of relief. "Finally that thingggg is gone, Thank-you so much" Suddenly about 150 fan girl shouts could be heard " AHHHH! SESSY IS TALKING AHHHHHHH! HE'S SO HOTT! I LUV YOU SESSY!" (A/N: this was Olive's idea) the lights went off, when it came back on Sesshomaru had disappear.
Jessie: um where is Sesshomaru?
"help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" turns out Sesshomaru had been dog-piled with 150 raging fan girls.
Kat: ummmmmmm…………………let's go to the next contestants!
Rin!
Rin was skipping onto the stage, with a bouquet of flowers in her hands. Almost instantly the crowd started exploding with AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWs!
Jessie: she's so ADORABLE!
Kat: I know!
Olive: Inuyasha's ears are more adorable!
Jessie & Kat:…………………………….O.o
Olive: pretend I never said anything………lets go to our next contestants so everybody will forget what I said
Naraku!
Naraku walked unto the stage with tear filled eyes, and out of nowhere a stand with a deformed demon trophy popped up like that. Naraku ran up to the stand and grabbed the trophy, the crowd instantly started throwing garbage at him. "THANK YOU! I LUV YOU ALL! TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY FOR ME AND I WOULD HAVE NEVER RECEIVED IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR HATE! IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALL OF YOU I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN NOMINATED MOST DEFORMED-UGLY-HIDIOUS-NO LIFE BUM-LOSER EVER AWARD! I'd like to thank my mom for dropping me on the head when I was little, which made me into the IT I am today. Also for taking me to the mall to buy comics and taking me home, except she didn't. I'd like to thank the hobo on the street that promise me candy and teaching me to be evil, though sadly he was arrested. Turns out my mommy had dumped me and ran off with another man, while that hobo was………………………a hobo. I'd like to thank my dad for taking care me, which he did a good job because he left my at the mental hospital and said that the doctor would take GOOD care of me because he would take care of me through the doctor! Plus he taught me how to incarnate when I saw him with that women he told me that he was incarnating himself, what I don't get was that he was still with mommy why didn't he incarnate with her? Though thanks to him I created Kagura and Kanna, my loyal subjects" Out of nowhere Kagura and Kanna flew out and started beating the……..what does he has? out of him. "OK! My not so loyal subjects………..I'd like to thank the shikon jewel, which gave me my immense power. Finally I'd like to thank the Inuyasha gang for making me wanna kick their ass every single friggin second of everyday…sniff sniff I wanna cry" Someone shouted "No one cares!" "Boo! Boo! Boo! Get off the stage you SOB!" Everyone started throwing garbage at him. Naraku then screamed "This only means you luv me more!"
Kat: uh…………..Naraku get off the stage before ppl start a riot.
Jessie in bad Chinese dubing: no he only listens to….. SIT BOBO SIT!
Naraku imitating an apeoh ah ah oh
Olive: told you he was a baboon
"Boo! Boo!"
Naraku "oh fooie bub bi, you know I won't be back"
APLLAUDS!
Jessie: finally………next contestant!
Kagura!
Kagura walked unto the stage she had her hair up like normal with her normal make-up, except she wore a white halter with maroon gems running up either side, she had on a knee length wrap around shirt with 2 maroon slashes on the hem and a maroon sash around her waist. Along with her was non-other than Kanna who wore a white v neck tank top with pale pale pale pale pale blue flowers on either side and a white flair skirt with a pale pale pale pale pale blue sash and a couple of other dead peeps. Not much only about I dunt know 50? They didn't up much space only, iunno ¾ of the stage not much, everybody had to cram into a little tight corner but who cares about us right? All of a sudden music started playing and Kagura started singing……………….something………….(by the way this is your cue to sing something in your head) la la la……..la?
Kat: okie……………….NEXT!
Olive: oh great herrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Kinky Hoe cough I mean Kikyo!
Jessie: hey where's coughkinkyhocough
Suddenly the lights went off
Kat: What's going on?
A Tarzan sound could be heard "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Kikyo: I'm kinky ho a total kink and a total ho!
Suddenly Kikyo disappears and reappears along with a spot light … Kikyo comes on wearing a white halter dress, a gust of wind pass by and she does a Mandelin Monroy pose "Oh…. So Intense!"
O.o
"So Sexy" starts playing and Kikyo pulls off her dress revealing a red tank top and white micro minis. Kikyo starts to sing off key "I'm to sexy for my Inu, too sexy for my Inu" (A/N: I STRICTLY have permission from Olive too use this because it is part of her fanfic which she has yet to post the next chapter that has it . ) Kikyoo picks up her phone and dials Naraku "Hey Naraku babe we're over giggle" click "giggle I'm too sexy for my Inu so I can find someone better than Bobo
Olive: security
The security guards pulls Kikyo away "kiss kiss" retard giggle and does a HIGH pitch laugh like Kodachi on Ranma 1/2
Security Guard: code red we got a psycho who got away.
"HA HA you'll never get me" Kikyo screams while swinging on a rope.
Jessie: It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's KINKY HO!
Kikyo then collides into wall
Olive: colliding face first into a wall actually makes Kikyo look better.
Kat: uh……..the introductions are finally over! 5 gruesome pages of size 12 font poor Jess tear tear
HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
so how'd you people like my first chapter all my friends loved it…………now don't forget to review but NO FLAMES or don't review at all. Also I'm very busy and as you can see my chapters are VERY long so I might take iunno 2 – 4 weeks per chapter you wouldn't mind right? I mean these are GOOD HILARIOUS chapter people! Anyways people who review and stay with my story for more than 2 chapters I will include you in my next chapter at your request but nothing bad this is suppose to be CLEAN