Hey everyone! Omigosh I never thought I'd get so many reviews………well it's not a lot……….but it's still something! Thanks so much to my reviewers aka:
-piinay piie
-Tai-dye
-Eight-and-a-halph-tails
-Dragonfly9105
-Griffin D. Sage
-RANMAvsINU
-kinkyho-slayr
Also thanks to the people who added me onto their faves and/or alert! Anywayz since those people mentioned above are like my very first chap reviewers if you review me agen Ill put u in any part you sugges, k? Remember only those people mentioned above! And nothing un-appropriate cause this is G rated!
Also from now on ill reply to your reviews HERE!
Piinay piie – yes Kat I noe your ma BFF
Tai-dye – thanks for the compliment! Kikyo won't die but she shall SUFFER! MUHAHAHAHA!
Eight-and-a-halph-tails – LOL
Dragonfly9105 – THANKS!
Griffin D. Sage – THANKS n LMAO………..ur comment sounded lyk sumthin me n ma friends would say………..
RANMAvsINU – thanks Olive CLICK!
Kinkyho-slayr – thanks Sarah but u 4got to sign in ……… o well
Oh ya before we start we hav a NEW host name Sarah…….me, kat n olive met her at a friend:s b-day party n she hates KINKY HO TOOO
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Inuyasha or will I ever do.
AnywayZ jus to clear u guys up Ima Jessie, pinnay piie is Kat, RANMAvsINU is Olive n kinkyho-slayr is Sarah.
On with the STORY
The Contestants
How Thick Headed Are You?
Jessie: Welcome back to round 2 of The Contestants! Here with me is 1 of our new host Sarah!
Kat: Also we'd like to thank the reviewers for their reviews it really encouraged Jessie to write!
Sarah: Wow this is so cool! Can't wait to write ma own story! Oh ya……….I HATE KINKY HO!
Olive HI FIVE SISTA! DOWN WITH KINKY HO!
Kikyo: I heard that!
Jessie + Kat + Olive + Sarah: your point?
Kikyo: fine be that way! I QUIT! See if you can find anyone to replace me!
All the people in the audience start to say "oh! Oh! PICK ME! PICK ME!"
Kikyo: uhhhhhhh……….did I say I was kidding…………..eheheeeeee………
Jessie: we're getting carried away here pplZ. Back to The Contestants! Now this is round 2, since technically round 1 was the intro……
Kat: Round 2 is called how thick headed are you?
Olive: it consists of us getting giant boulders and smashing them on your head.
Sarah: if you survive you win! If you don't…………….we have 911 on speed dial.
Kagome: wait did you say you're gonna smash large boulders on our heads!
Jessie: did we say that? Oh dear………..
Kat: wat we meant was oh ummmm………we'd like to see how you thick-er-headed you are……..
Olive: ya you know like how rude, annoying, ignorant you are and all that stuff…….
Sarah: really? I thought we were gonna drop stuff on their head!
Jess + Kat + Olive: SARAH!
Jessie: ignore her……….she is ummmm from somewhere else……….her version of drop stuff on your head is………testing you………….and ya………..ANYWAYZ!
Kat: may we have the girls to start of the contest.
Girls: WHAT!
Olive: well we had a shortage in the "supplies" so we had to get the "real" stuff for the guys.
Guys: NO worries we're manly enough to handle it……………except for BOBO there.
BOBO imean Naraku: HEY!
Everyone: SHUTDUP BOBO!
The girls hesitantly walk onto the stage. As they take their positions, Rin and Kikyo were left out.
Jessie: ok those guys from child protection policies says we cant let Rin into this part. As for KINKY HO …………….she's gonna get a BREAK ; )
Kat: hope you break a leg or two KINKY HO!
Kikyo may be ugly, she may be hidioue, she may be a ho, she may be hated by everyone on this planet, but she sure aint stupid……………oh wait she is! So as stupid as Kikyo was she walked onto the big X and
Suddenly two mean in white walk onto the stage –click-
"Timmy was a average boy….." –click-
"Who live in a pineapple under the sea………." –click-
"T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S TEEN TITANS LET'S GO!" –click-
Olive: Finally back to the show………….ok those men in white said that we can't do anything to Kikyo infront of an audience………….
Sarah: ………………so as you watch our commercials Kikyo is gonna be dead ………………...
Click
"click, click clothes that stick………….."
"ranch, ranch (I personally love this commercial) RANCH…………ranch"
"her manners are imperfect ……………………"
LATE BREAKING NEWS! SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED LATE BREAKING INFORMATION! YOUR LIVES WILL BE CHANGED FOREVER!
Scientists have discovered a new breed of apes who take the forms of humans. Though they look human, they are as ugly, hideous, revolting, stupid and smelly as apes. We call this discovery the BOBO project.
Naraku: I AM NOT AN APE!
O.o
Uhhhhhhhhh………….scratch that……………ok new discovery………….the NARAKU project…………..only one of its kind. This specimen lookd human, but is as stupid and smelly as an ape!
Click
Jessie: so sorry fir the delay but we're back!
Kat: yes now back to the contestants (Kat as secretly as she could shoves KINKY HO back to the place she came from……………the garbage where she belongs.)
Kagome, Sango, Kagura are standing there visibly nervous as are about to fall on their heads. What could those be? Why they're ………………..water balloons! Kagome, Sango and Kagura emerged soaking wet.
Inuyasha: Feh! That's all? I can handle measly water balloons! BRING IT ON!
Olive: Oh really? By the power invested by me…………which isn't really a lot but oh well…………..by the power invested in me I will all your wrong doings fall down upon you! Crushing your limps and cracking your bones with………ROCK SLIDES! TAKE COVER!
Inuyasha wet his pants. Miroku cried. Sesshomaru screamed. Naraku ------- oh he's still in the lab -----------------
Guys: hey CUT CUT CUT! we didn't do that!
Sarah: in our own little world you did that! MUHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
O.o
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The guys step forward shaken………
Guys: we're shaken cause you soaked us with cold water!
Jessie: Wahh! Wahhh! baby want their bottle? Whine! Whine! That's all you do!
Guys: KEH!
The guys are standing waiting, waiting, WAITING!
Kat: CUE SCENE PEOPLE!
The boulders start to fall Inuyasha just stands there. Miroku was knocked out after the first one. Sesshomaru had fainted after the first 100. Naraku was…………….still at the lab.
Olive: welp I guess Inu wins!
Sarah: BUT WAIT HE'S STILL AT IT! 1001, 1002, 1003 (5 HOURS LATER) 100000001, 10000002…………………
Inuyasha: ok I'm hungry!
O.o
1 minute and 20 instant ramen.
Jessie: THAT CONCLUDESN CHAPTER 2! SO FAR THE SCORE IS INU 100, EVERYBODY ELSE 0!
Kat: HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Olive: DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!
Sarah: ALSO IF YOU WANT A PART IN ONE CHAPTER, YOU MUST EITHER REVIEWED FROM WHEN THIS STORY CAME OUT! OR AT LEAST 2 CHAPTER REVIEWS!
So how'd you like chapter 2? I updated as soon as I could. You know the drill so REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! NO FLAMES! Also I might take 2-4 weeks to update cause ima very busy, so get use to it! Arigoto!