Omigosh! I'm SOOOO sorry for taking so long to update! Iunno wat got over me………okie blame Christmas break, plus I kinda had writers cramp cause in dis Chapter der isn't really a lot to say……………n ya. Also I hav good news :D another reason I took so long to update is cause ma BFF Lizzie told me bout dis Anime called Fushigi Yuugi n I bought it for Christmas………………..it was SOOOO good, but sum things turned out so sad : ( yaa I got hooked BAD, afta dat I start goin crazy bout it. SOOO I was wondering if u noe n e other sites wit Fushigi Yuugi Romance Fics on Yui/Suboshi plz tell me:D BTW the reason Yui/Suboshi is cause I think dat its really sad Suboshi loved Yui wit ALL his heart n Yui never realized dat she might've felt da same way until he died, cause b4 dat she kept rejecting him, but he never gave up . If I had a guy dat crazy bout me, I'd b in love, foolish Yui (tsk tsk tsk) On dat note Ima working on a Yui/Suboshi one-shot fic………….I was hoping dat all of you loyal to The Contestant mite try n read it wen I post it :D it's ma first attempt at a romance fic, but I've read a lot o dem so I think its pretty good so far XD I showed ma friends a part of it n dey thought it was good……………..if u look up ma user near da bottom I posted a part of it plz tell me wat u think :D even if u dunt noe Fushigi Yuugi plz try reviewing it, u could say it was good or nice plot, if u hav no clue wat Fushigi Yuugi is……………..jus imagine its ur fave couple on Inuyasha:D jus review it wen I post it ok?
Tai-dye: thanx Tai-dye XD u were da most loyal to ma story so I'd hi 5 u but I tried hi 5ing ma computer screen b4, n ma phone buuuuuuuu it was painful LMAO
Griffin D. Sage: sure thing Griff n I noe Olive was laughing lyk crazy wen I first showed her da chapter
Eight-and-a-halph-tails: uhhhhhh…………LOL? Jk I noe wat it means haha
Kinkyho-slayr: watcha mean by dat? Oh I remember don't take it serious Sarah it was a little Humour thing!
Okie ima upset cause only three (not counting da Hosts) ppl stayed loyal…………….tsk tsk tsk
Disclaimer: I dunt own Inuyasha……………..I'd b rich if I did…………..but sadly I don't
On wit da story
The Contestants
Ka-ching!
"Gary! Gary Come back!" click
"I wish to go home!" "A three headed fir-breathing hydrant coming up!" click
"I'm going ghost!" click
: Hey! What happened to The Contestants? ARGH! I CAN'T FIND IT!
"Welcome to round 3 of The Contestants!"
: Ahhhhh…………Found it………………..(volume up)
Jessie: Hey everyone! Thank-you everyone for reviewing The Contestants! Also thanks for putting The Contestants on your fave list! I'm really excited that people like this "show!"
Kat: Anywayz in the last round we kind of went over budget………..the producers are docking our salary from $100 an hour to $80 an hour………..THAT'S $20 DOLLARS OUT OF MA SHOPPING SPREE!
Olive:………………kat………………breathe…………………
Sarah: actually! They're going to make some adjustments. For example you know that insurance policy for the contestants? It's gone! So if anything to happen to them. We wouldn't owe them anything!
O.o
"Is it too late to quit the show?"
"No"
"Really?"
"No"
" . "
Jessie: so seeing that we're in need of molah! We're gonna have a SALE OFF!
Contestants: sale…………………..off?
Kat: We're gonna give you some items, and you're suppose to sell them. With that money you're to buy more items and trick-er-persuade suckers-er-customers into buying them.
Olivia: While we're setting up let's go to commercials!
: COMMERCIALS!
: honey wake up you were screaming in your sleep.
: oh Martha I had the worst nightmare! The Contestants had commercials!
: it's ok go back to sleep…………………….wait my name isn't Martha, it Margaret! Bob where have you been?
: zzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Griff: We have made an important discovery! Naraku's stupider than he looks. Also the saying, "What's inside that counts," Naraku's ugly enough I don't need to know what's inside of him. Sometimes what's inside is worst……………………much worst.
Tai-dye: on that note Griff. Kikyo is 100 artificial! Oh wait we already new that! Cause she's clay and stuff. But wait! She was a fake before she died! I'd show you a picture but it'd melt your eyes, and computer screen……………….
George Ette: do you want long and pretty lashes like mine? Well they won't be as pretty and fake like mine. Buy XXL Volumizer!
Salesperson: MY DOG ATE SUMONE! O.o
(5 hour documentary on what to eat)
(another 5 hour documentary on why there was the first documentary)
Sarah: Back!
Robin: Don't watch this show it will liquidfy your brain!
Sarah: do be silly, we'll make their heads explode!
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Eight-and-a-halph-tails: OMIGOSH MA TAIL! IT'S GONE!
"The whole thing?"
"No, half"
"So you're eight tails now?"
"No 8 ½"
"But you have 8 ½ tails"
"Exactly!"
"-.- my brain hurts"
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Jessie: the contestants have all set up there boths…..so we'll have hours of bore while we wait for the money I mean contest.
Kat: ok that's it! I will sue the producers this episode got cut off with all these commercials.
Olive: oh well! Let's see what all the contestants raised!
Inuyasha $100
Comment feh! I told them buy it or I'll break your neck! O.o
Kagome $ 150
Comment I use to be in a girl scout……………until I burned down the camp…………..not ma fault plastic is flammable…………
Miroku $ 20
Comment all the guys beat me up for groping their girls, only old women bought these items.
Sango $ 10
Comment I never was the salesman, why do you think I'm a demon slayer?
Sesshomaru $ 50
Comment I told them they could call me fluffy………………………..
Rin $ 100, 000
Comment people just kept buying and buying!
Naraku $ 0
Comment everybody got scared of me.
Kagura $ 5
Comment you beep (cookies are ready)
Kikyo $0
Comment: everybody loved me so they took all my stuff in memory of me………………but I think they forgot to pay……………..oopsie!
Sarah: besides the fact that Kikyo is a moron…………………..well that's all I wanted to say.
Jessie: Rin wins the round with $100, 000! (faints)
Rin: ya me!
Kat: the score is Inuyasha 100, Rin 100, everybody else 0. Stay tune for the next episode!
So how'd you like it? I know, I know too short. But I had MAJOR writer's cramp, plus I forgot to mention before my internet was down for like 2 weeks. Anywayz you know the drill REVIEW! NO FLAMES! I better get at least 5 reviews or I won't update!
Also I'd like to once again say sorry for taking so long to update……but I'm currently going through my Fushigi Yuugi phrase right now, n ya! So the next chapter I post I'll also be posting a one-shot in Fushigi Yuugi so plz plz plz read it even if you don't know Fushigi Yuugi or don't like the pairing I pix cause personally I think its good. So review it and plz no flames it's ma first attempt at a one-shot :'( Thank you! BTW I haven't post it yet so don't go looking for it just yet ; )