Blast From The Past
By The High Inquisitor of Hogwarts
Chapter 1: Holly Shit REViSED
Day: Fri, May 13
It was silent except for the quiet murmur of Lily whispering her Charms book's contents. And out of no where the portrait of the fat lady swings open and a whirlwind of sounds fill the Gryffindor Common Room
She heard drunken screams coming from downstairs and immediately knew James was involved
"WOOOOOO SPILL THE BEER JACKASS"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
And en masse a strong scent of intoxication slithered into her dorm as strongly as the Slytherin Serpent.
Lily was fuming as she stormed downstairs towards the stench.
She walked in as the 7th years lifted Potter up in the air by his knees and carried a drunken and soaked in beer captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team across the room.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? ITS 2:17 AM IN THE MORNIN'!"
"WE'RE PARTYIN' BITCH!" Boulanger yelled, immediately vomiting onto fireplace, extinguishing the ignited fire.
"Wow Lily! You almost stopped bein' a goody two shoes, come join the parrrrrtay" James fell drunk onto her shoulders.
"SHUT UP MORON"
"YAY! This time it isn't jackass" now completely boozed he hurtled on her and picked up another beer bottle from the floor
"God I love this muggle junk"
"You're so pathetic James"
"I'm in love, Lily"
"How can you say that? All you're in love with is a pretty face"
"Nah, I'm in love with a bootiful one"
Laughter
Lily stormed upstairs, knocking over crates of glass bottles, "and why the hell do you spill beer anyways? It's completely pointless, stupid, immature, and… and… downright stupid!"
"You already said stupid"
"Boohoo Lily made a grammatical mistake"
Lily opened the door into her dorm. She flopped onto the bed and started crying uncalled for tears.
"Lily, wus wrong?" Anna grumbled as she slid off of her bed to go and comfort her roomie.
"I…can't…I…just…I…hate him." Lily sobbed
"Why does he do this? Why can't he just be normal? Why does he have to play games like this? Why?"
"Aw man…what'd he do? I can go kick his ass, I swear, I will"
"no I mean its just that he's always pretending he has real feelings for me and before maybe he just liked how I look but now its almost as if he just wants to put on a show for his friends, if he was civilized and would grow up, he's 17 years old, its about time, I would consider him and we would probably have a chance but he just refuses to comprehend that to be in a relationship, you have to be a grownup not a silly child that has muggle Playboy hidden under every cabinet"
"Oh… Lily I'm really sorry, I am, but shouldn't you tell him?" Anna said while stuffing a pillow under Lily's head, "He should know, he probably thinks he doesn't even have a chance"
"NO! I could never tell him! He'd think his genius "seduction" worked, but it didn't! Its when he doesn't even catch me looking, when I see him doing homework or talking to teachers, or sitting outside, reading, yeah he does that, he acts mature, smart, even dedicated to something, but then Sirius or Jean comes along and he takes out his wand and hangs Snape on a tree! I'm not too fond of Snape but that's a little harsh! You know? I'm so sorry I'm ranting, I think ill just sleep and I'm so sorry I woke you up, I promise I won't anymore, and thank you"
"Oh no lily its totally fine, think of all the times I've woken you up"
"Hah…"
As soon as everyone in the Girls Common Room was asleep James' silent footsteps graced the steps as he went back to the common room.
"Holy Shit"
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Ah I know it's just the first chapter I promise it'll get more interesting
Coming Up:
Graduation 33 fun stuff man
The more reviews I get the faster I'll update
Btw, thanks for all the wonderful and kind reviews on my first try, I hope this one is better to the people who left "helping" comments
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