Padfootlet: Here's chapter two! Now it's Maxie-chan's turn!

Disclaimer: see chapter 1

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"MAAAAAXXXX!" Tyson burst into the American's room, where he was lying on his bed watching cartoons and eating a bag of marshmallows.

The blond teen looked away from the television and smiled happily at his friend. "Hi Tyson! What's up?"

"I think that I am going to get a sex change so I can impress Kai and have him fall madly in love with me," Tyson replied, looking down to skim more of the article of the magazine he was holding. "I mean…since he's straight…and…nearly sent me the hospital when I tried to kiss him that one time…I thought that if I became a girl he wouldn't mind…"

Max blinked, before smiling. "Sounds nice Ty. Just don't get your family jewels stuck to the ice again," he said, before turning back to the TV and proceeded stuffing more marshmallows in his mouth.

Tyson shuddered at the thought. "But don't you think that would be a great idea? I mean…I always thought I would look better as a girl anyway…and this offer guarantee's that you'll be a D cup, and have a totally feminine figure…"

Max just continued to hum happily as he finished off his last marshmallow, and bugs escaped Elmer for the hundredth time.

Tyson blinked. "Uh…Maxie?"

"Yeah Ty?"

"Did you understand anything of what I just said?"

"Nope!" The boy chirped happily before bounding off the bed. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have plans to be strapped to a bed and raped by Esmerelda, then watch her and Starla make out for a while. Hopefully, Esmerelda's ex boyfriend won't show up, he still sore about finding out that she's lesbian and he'll probably want to rape me again." He paused before continuing. "Actually last time wasn't so bad…I mean…getting covered in edible body paint and strawberries isn't too bad…the rape part kind of hurt…but his member is pretty big so it was like trying to squeeze a watermelon through a straw…but now that I think about it, it felt pretty nice…"

Tyson blinked as Max pulled out some edible, strawberry flavored body pain, and a pair of pink fuzzy handcuffs, and calmly walked out of the room humming "I'm too Sexy."

"…I guess I'll go ask Rei."

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Padfootlet: Short…I know…but who ever said that they were gonna be long chapters? Huh huh? Who? NO ONE THAT'S WHO SO DON'T COMPLAIN! Anyway (back to happy self) Review plz!

Oh and I must give credit where credit is due…my friend Liz-chan helped me with this…