Padfootlet: Here's Rei! Poor Rei…

Disclaimer: once again…see chapter 1

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Tyson found Rei walking out of the hotel gymnasium, a towel slung around his neck, as his tiredly made his way back to his room that he shared with Kai.

Without warning, Tyson sprinted to Rei and bowled over him, causing Rei to fall back and land on his back, with Tyson sitting his stomach, shoving the disturbing magazine article in his face.

"Tyson…" Rei gasped, the pitch of his voice about 5 octaves higher due to the lack of air to his lungs.

"I know! Don't you think me getting a sex change is a good idea too?" Tyson said excitedly, bouncing on Rei's stomach excitedly, not noticing the pain he was causing the poor neko-jin.

" Tyson—oof! Can you—gasp—get off!" Tyson did one last bounce before looking down at his friend worriedly, noticing the usual honey colored eyes were swirls.

"Oh…sorry dude," he apologized, getting up and offering Rei a hand. Rei politely declined, and stood up on his own, brushing the dust off his clothes and making sure none of his ribs were broken

'Tyson really needs to lay off those ho hos,' he thought to himself. "Anyway…what were you saying about a sex change?" He asked, giving his friend a strange look.

Tyson gave a big grin, and held out the article with both hands so Rei could take it, which he did. The moment the neko-jin took it he regretted his decision. Scanning the article, his eyes widened, as it described the procedure in great, detail to the point to where it was disturbing.

"Uh…Tyson…" Rei said, unable to finish the article. "You're not thinking about actually doing this are you?"

"Well I figured it would be the best way to get Kai to fall for me!" Tyson said excitedly. "Besides you of all people should understand right? I mean…I know you try and hide it but there is no way you can be a guy Rei…"

Rei nearly choked at this. Tyson thought he a was a chick? Sure, he did have a lithe figure, but that was the neko-jin in him, he had long hair, because he refused to cut it. But he was still a dude!

"I mean…the long hair…" Tyson listed off, ticking off each thing on his fingers. "The soft features of your face…your lithe figure…the grace in which you walk…"

"Maybe…" Rei rolled his eyes. "Because I am a neko-jin, Tyson."

Tyson ignored him, and stopped listing off the things that presumably made Rei a chick. "So…" the teen said, looking at his friend, the grin never leaving his face. "Tell me…where did you go? Actually don't answer that…they didn't really do a good job did they? I mean…I suppose you must have a vagina…but you have no breasts and you still sound like a guy…though they did do well with the plastic surgery part…and your hair has that sleek shiny thing going on too so I suppose that's good…but I wonder do you have to go through that whole 'time of the month' thing? I suppose you do," Tyson said thoughtfully. "I mean…you do get a bit moody…" Tyson continued to ramble on, clearly not noticing that Rei had walked off, shaking his head at his friend's stupidity.

'First the drag queen transvestite idea now this? Next week he'll want to try the whole dominatrix thing,' Rei thought to himself.

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Padfootlet:…ook..so..still not all that long but at least it was funny ne?