OOPadfootlet: ANNNNDDD HERE'S KAI!
Disclaimer: chapter one…once again
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Kai lay on his bed with his cd player blaring, and his eyes closed, enjoying the solitude and the fact he was alone with his music. Of course, since the music was so loud and his eyes were closed, he did not noticed Tyson creep into his room. That is until…
"KKAAAAIII!" Tyson yelled at the top of his lungs, jumping on Kai as he did Rei about an hour ago.
The sudden, and unwelcome weight on his stomach jolted Kai back to the very real, and very ugly reality of the world. When he saw Tyson's face grinning happily down at him, Kai angrily shoved him off roughly, resulting in the boy landing on the ground with an ungraceful 'thud'. Ripping off his headphones, Kai glared down at the boy who had hastily gotten up from the ground, grinning like the idiot he was.
"What the hell do you want Tyson? Go annoy someone else with your stupidity," he growled, getting up from the bed, only to be tackled to the ground by Tyson.
"Do you think I would look sexy as a girl Kai?" Tyson asked, after Kai shoved him off again, and got up, freezing I the middle of brushing his shirt off, before doing exactly what Hilary had done: fell back laughing.
As sexy and hot Tyson thought Kai was, seeing him laugh like that was just creepy. "Tyson…all the dieting in the world, plus plastic surgery wouldn't make you any more attractive than an ape!" Kai said, finally controlling his laughter, and sitting up, regaining his normal composer.
"But Kaaaiii! You think Rei is attractive!" Tyson whined, clinging to Kai's arm as the bluenette stood up to leave the room.
Again, Kai froze. "Who said--?"
"It's obvious! It's because he's a girl right?" Tyson continued to whine, hanging on to Kai, ignoring the disgusted look on his captain's face. "If I get a sex change we can live happily ever after and you won't have to worry about being gay!"
Kai's eyes widened, as he tried to pry Tyson from his arm, but all the strength in the world would not get the leach off his arm. "Get off Tyson! Unless you want—"
"Why don't you love me Kai?" Tyson whined. "It's because I am a guy right?"
"That and you're an annoying little maggot who doesn't deserve to exist," Kai growled, wishing more than ever Tyson would let go of his arm; it was losing feeling and Kai could have sworn he saw a faint tinge of blue.
"But I would make a pretty girl wouldn't I?" Tyson persisted, landing back on the floor when Kai finally dislodged himself from the dragon.
"You would make a good slab of meat for the rabid dogs at the pound," Kai muttered under his breath, heading towards the door. "Leave me alone Tyson."
Apparently, the deranged teen either was completely stupid, or he was ignoring his captain, as he jumped on Kai's back. Yep. Defiantly the former, Kai thought.
"KAAAIII! TELL ME! I WOULD LOOK HOT AND SEXY IN A D CUP! I COULD GIVE YOU LAP DANCES AND BARE YOUR WONDERFUL EQUALLY SEXY HOT CHILDREN!"
"You are one sick—"
From the room next door, Kai heard Kenny yelling: "JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T MASTUBATE DOESN'T MAKE ME A FREAK! JUST WANT A SEX CHANGE OK DIZZY?"
Then Dizzy's response: "IT'S SICK AND WRONG CHIEF! ALMOST AS WRONG AS BECOMING A DOMINATRIX!"
From the room across the hall, Max's room, he heard a series of loud, disturbing orgasms from what sounded like a transvestite, a lesbian, a gay man, and Max.
Seconds later, Rei came running into the room, slamming the door shut, as if he had been running from something. "Max is trying to get me whipped by that transvestite in his room!" He looked positively horrified as he stared at Kai, who was currently banging his head against the wall repeatedly.
"Kai! Tell me if I should get a sex change!"
"TYSON GO TO HELL! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!" Kai yelled, ceasing his banging to glare at the teen.
"Tyson…" Rei spoke up. "I think Max said something about that lesbian out there getting a sex change a few weeks ago…go talk to—" A blue and red blur shot passed him and slammed the door open, then shut.
"How can I ever thank you?" Kai muttered, flopping on his bed.
"Get a cat scan for Tyson, Max, and Kenny," Rei replied, flopping down on his bed.
Kai grinned. "You know…he's asked all of us about that stupid sex change hasn't he?"
Rei looked over to Kai's bed and raised an eyebrow. "Yeah?"
"Guess who else he knows that is staying at this hotel…and is bound to ask."
Rei thought for a moment before giving a feral grin. "Tala, Bryan, Spencer, and Ian."
Kai nodded, and put his headphones back on, while he and Rei thought simultaneously, 'Poor bastards.'
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Padfootlet: originally…this was only going to be a 5-chapter thing…but seeing as it was so popular with all of you guys…I decided to inflict Tyson upon the Blitzkrieg Boys that is of course if I get enough reviews TELLING me I should…(hint hint)