tuaPadfootlet: Well…I guess I will do the Blitzkrieg Boys…I don't know if you should have pity on them or Tyson…lol…I know it's been a while…

Disclaimer: once again…SEE CHAPTER ONE IF YOUR THAT INTERESTED!

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Tala sighed, as he closed the door to his hotel room. The fact that Tate's room was right above him was very annoying. Honestly, doesn't he ever get tired of his little playmates? Every day, and every night it was the same thing. Tala never got a good night's sleep either because he was busy keeping Bryan from going upstairs and killing the blond, or he was busy thinking of ways he could murder him.

A loud banging came from his hotel room door, before it was burst open and a streak of blue and red ran past him. Tala barely managed to dodge Tyson as he streaked by and ran head first into the glass doors that lead to the balcony.

"Ever heard of waiting before you enter someone's room, Tyson?" He practically growled, fixing the younger teen with a death glare.

Ignoring the redhead, Tyson picked himself off the floor. "Tala, you and Kai are best friend, rrrriiiiggghhhttt?"

Tala didn't like the look on Tyson's face. "Why?" He asked slowly.

"I want to know how to woo him!"

Tala's eyebrows knitted together. "What?"

"WOO him!"

Tala looked even more confused. "What!"

Tyson sighed. "I want to get a sex change! I want to know what Kai goes for!"

Tala stood in the middle of his hotel room, before turning and walking into the small kitchen. "Get out of my room, Tyson."

"BUT TALA!"

"I don't know what woo is. And I sure as hell don't want to know why you want to get a sex change. Out."

Tyson puffed out his cheeks. "Fine." He stalked over to where Wolborg sat on the table next to the couch. "If you don't help me then Wolborg gets it!" He grabbed the blade and went outside.

"You sound like you have a hostage at gun point," Tala commented, not even turning around.

Tyson held Wolborg over the railing They were more than 10 stories up, there was no way even Tala's blade would survive a fall like that. "Tell me!"

Tala sighed and turned around, his eyes widening when he saw what exactly Tyson was doing. His blue eyes narrowed dangerously. "You do and you're dead."

"My hand is slipping!"

Tala rushed over and before Tyson could blink, grabbed Wolborg and grabbed Tyson b y the collar, hanging him over the railing.

"AAHH! ARE YOU CRAZY THAT'S A 10 STORY DROP!"

Tala gave a feral grin. "I know."

"I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIIIEEEE!"

"I'm not going to kill you until I find out what woo is."

"I WANT KAI TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!"

Tala was silent for a few seconds before collapsing in laughter. Of course, he was too busy laughing to remember that he was holding Tyson over a railing, and now the blader was clinging on for dear life (literally) to the railing of the balcony.

"TALA! IT'S NOT FUNNY! KENNY WANTS ONE TOO! AND REI ALREADY GOT ONE! I WANT ONE TOO! I BET YOU GOT ONE TOO!"

Tala wasn't listening he just continued to laugh. "Tyson…all the plastic surgery in the world wouldn't get Kai interested in you!"

"Why does every keep saying that?"

Tala continued to laugh.

"You know, laughing just doesn't work for you," Tyson muttered. "AND HELP ME BACK UP! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH KAI BEFORE I DIE!"

A hand reached down and helped him from the railing so his feet were now firmly on the concrete balcony. Tala was still busy laughing, so who helped him? It could only mean one thing…

"KAI! I KNEW YOU LOVED--!"

What he saw however, was not Kai. It was one of Max's transvestite lovers.

"Hello sweetheart," she said in a manly voice.

Tyson's eyes widened. "Um…sorry for bothering you Tala I'll go ask Spencer." He bolted out of the hotel room and slammed the door shut.

Tala stopped laughing and stood up. Dusting himself off, he looked at the woman. "How much do I owe you, Bella?"

The woman grinned seductively (to her at least it was). "How about a night in bed, pretty boy?"

Tala pulled out his wallet. "How about twenty bucks and the key to Tyson's room?" he said, holding out the money, and the key that Tyson dropped.

The transvestite took the money and key. "Nice doin business with you, Tala."

Tala smirked, and showed Bella out the door, before going in the kitchen to make a hot pot of strong coffee.

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