Ey guys is been a year since I like uploaded this…a very long time and one reviewer wanted me to continue it. Thanx to Mario and Anime. This chap takes place where Edmund meets the White Witch aka Jadis and deceived him into eating Turkish delight. I heard it's really good but I never tried one in my whole life. To make the play easier, I'll be using capital texts for the singing parts and ordinary text for just the script lines. Enjoy…
Jamie- Edmund (as we all know he's the stubborn and hard headed of the four siblings)
Ororo- The White Witch also known as Jadis (the ruler of Narnia in it's cold and forever snowing days. I really evil Witch who wants Narnia to herself)
Roberto- Dwarf (the Witches' sled boy…whatever)
(The background slowly lights up and the snow stage appears again with Jamie as Edmund wandering around after discovering what Lucy found herself into the wardrobe and decided to do the same without his siblings knowing. BTW, the snow stage and some different scenes later on, were actually held in the Danger Room)
(On the other side of the stage, Storm as the White Witch appears wearing a glittering white robe and pointy white boots, riding on a sled being pulled by Roberto who was dressed in a dwarf like-elvish costume. He happened to have too much make-up and looked pretty over dressed not to mention embarrassing)
(Jamie knew it was his cue when they arrived and met at the middle of the snow stage)
Jamie/Edmund: Who you? (rolls eyes)
Roberto/Dwarf: That's your Majesty you're talking to!
Ororo/Jadis: And what pray, are you? (folds arms)
Jamie/Edmund: I'm…I'm…my name is Edmund.
Ororo/Jadis: Is that how you address a queen!
Jamie/Edmund: I beg you're pardon, your Majesty, I swear I didn't know.
Ororo/Jadis: Not know the Queen of Narnia? Ha!
Jamie/Edmund: Please your Majesty, I have no idea what you mean and…
Ororo/Jadis: But what are you? (eyes him carefully)
Jamie/Edmund: I'm a boy, your Majesty.
Ororo/Jadis: That means to say you're a son of Adam!
Jamie/Edmund: What's the matter? (raises eyebrow) Why are you staring at me?
Ororo/Jadis: (In a sweet manner) Edmund, my poor lost little lad. Are you cold?
Jamie/Edmund: (rolls eyes) Uh huh.
(Songs starts)
Ororo/Jadis:
COME ON LITTLE MAN, COME HERE AND GET WARM
I CAN FEEL YOU QUIVER, I CAN SEE YOU SHAKE
COME ON LITTLE MAN, COME IN AND DECIDED
HOW MUCH TIME WILL YOU TAKE?
Ororo/Jadis: C'mon Edmund, don't be afraid.
Jamie/Edmund: I'm not afraid! (folds arms)
Jadis/Ororo:
COME ON LITTLE MAN, COME IN FROM THE COLD
DON'T THINK I'M A STANGER, YOURE NOT IN ANY DANGER
NO NEED TO BE FORMAL, NO NEED TO PRETEND
WHEN YOURE WITH A FRIEND
(Jamie nods his head and still refuses her offer)
NOW DON'T YOU BE SHY, JUST DO AS YOU PLEASE
YOU CAN BE WARM WITH ME OR STAY OUT THERE AND FREEZE
Jadis/Ororo: What are you afraid of?
Jamie/Edmund: Uh…uh…well?
Jadis/Edmund:
COME ON LITTLE MAN, C'MON MAKE YOUR CHOICE
NOW HOW ABOUT A DRINK OR SOMETHING TO EAT?
SOMETHING THAT'S SNIGGLE OR SOMETHING ILLEGAL
OR SOMETHING SLIMY AND SWEET!
Jamie/Edmund: Er…I can't possibly...
Ororo/Jadis:
NOW ALLOW ME, I KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE
A DISH SOMETHING SPECIAL, A DISH THAT CAN'T LOSE
I KNOW WHAT IT IS, I BET I GUESSED RIGHT
(somehow a plate of food appeared on her hands)
I KNOW YOUR FAVORITE, ITS TURKISH DELIIIIGHT!
Ororo/Jadis: Here it is! (brings it closer to Jamie's reach)
Jamie/Edmund: Whoa! (tries to grab some but Ororo takes it away)
Ororo/Jadis:
TURKISH, TURKISH, TURKISH DELIGHT
TURKISH, TURKISH, TURKISH DELIGHT
IT'S MORE THAN I DISH, IT'S MORE THAN I WISH
A SURPRISE FOR YOUR EYES, ITS TURKISH DELIGHT!
TURKISH, TURKISH, TURKISH DELIGHT
TURKISH, TURKISH DELIIIIGHT…
(Jamie starts drooling which he really isn't suppose to…yet)
IT'S SO TEMPTING AND FLAVORED, SO SIMPLE TO SAVOR
THAT TURKISH, TURKISH DELIGHT!
IT'S SMALL YET IT'S ROUGH, YOU JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH
AND ONCE YOU TASTE IT, GO ON HAVE YOUR FILL!
(Throws one in the air and amazingly Jamie quickly catches it in his mouth. I guess it took a lot practice)
A PITY TO WASTE IT WHEN MANY WOULD KILL FOR ALL THAT DELIGHT
THAT TURKISH, TURKISH, SLURPISH DELIGHT!
HAVE A DECKA A FIGHT
IT'S SO TEMPTING AND FLAVORED, SO SIMPLE TO SAVOR
THAT TURKISH, TURKISH DELIGHT!
(Jamie hops in the sled and Ororo hands him the whole plate)
Ororo/Jadis: (pats Jamie on the head and watches him gobble it up. Lucky him)
NOW HERE ARE SOME FELLOWS, WHO ARE FEELING JEALOUS
(both turn to Roberto who's pulling the sled around the snow stage)
SO HOLD THAT'S ENOGUH, MORE THAN JUST ONE
IMAGINE JUST ONE, WHEN YOUR FUNS JUST BEGUN
(another plate of it appears and Ororo hands it Jamie with an evil laugh)
WHO CARES WHATS WRONG, WHO CARES WHATS RIGHT
WHO CARES IF YOURE SPOILING YOUR APPETIIIITE!
WHEN YOURE EATING MORE OF THIS DELICIOUS, NUTRITIOUS,
TURKISH DELIGHT! AHAHAHAHAHA!
(Jamie suddenly stops eating and freezes for a moment)
THAT SQUISHY SLURPISH DELIGHT! HAHAHAHA!
WHO COULD RESIST TO SELL HIS BABY SIS
FOR A YUMMY, YUMMY BITE!
(tosses one in Jamie's mouth)
RAINFULLY LURKISH DELIGHT! SO DELICIOUS AND SMIRKISH
OH SIMPLY LURKISH
THAT TURKISH, TURKISH, TURKISH DELIGHT
IT'S SO TEMPTING AND FLAVORED, SO SIMPLE TO SAVOR
THAT TURKIIIIISH…
(Hearing his cue, Roberto suddenly gives the sled a full spin)
DELIIIIIGHT!
(Scene ends with the Brazilian mutant lifting the sled of his shoulders with Jamie and Ororo standing on top carrying more plates of Turkish delight)
(The light dims the place and the cast make their exit at stage right)
"That was so humiliating!" Roberto wiped the make-up off his sweaty face.
"You were stronger than I thought. We didn't even rehearse the last part." Ororo clapped.
"My role still sucked and my lines were so lame!" "That's your Majesty you're talking to!" he said in a high voice and walked away.
"I guess having an evil role isn't that bad." Storm gave an evil cackle and left.
"I love my life…I mean role!" Jamie was still devouring on the leftover delight.
"No fair. How come he getz zu eat all zat?" the brown painted Kurt bamfed backstage and took the plate Jamie held.
"We were here first Tumnus!" a bunch of Jamie's chorused and grabbed the plate back.
"Now you're veally acting like Edmund!" he was able to grab hold of a few.
"You guys are pathetic." Pep rolled her eyes and pulled Kurt by the tail.
"Vat, is it our turn alveady?" he chocked.
"Hey guys break a leg out there!" Jamie yelled still savoring the last of the delight.
"Just to let you, we didn't have enough time to order those from Europe so uh Kitty volunteered to make them instead." Pep smirked and ran off to the stage before she could see could get the chance to see all the Jamie's throw up.
So whatcha fink? I enjoyed writing this. I was able to complete the song and edit a few parts. The book really help me with the lines too. Next chap will be up soon. I hope you enjoyed. Please don't forget to send in your reviews, comments, suggestions, complaints, er whatever. BTW, the movie is coming out on December! How awesome is that. I hope to finish this musical fic by then. God bless yoll