A.N. I decided that while I wait for a few ideas to pop into my head for my Spirited Away fic and DBZ fic that I would do some weird stuff...in other words...be afraid...be very afraid...
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or sporks...BUT I DO OWN FOONS!
Rant #1: The Mighty Spork
Setting: Ron is in the boys' dormitories with Seamus and Neville. Harry is in the Common Room with Hermione doing homework...and so our rant begins...
"So guys...," Ron started, obviously bored.
"What?" Seamus and Neville asked.
"What do you want to do? This is boring...," Ron replied.
"I dunno ...hey what's that beside Harry's bed?" Seamus asked with a glint of michevy(sp?) in his eyes.
Ron got up and walked over to where something was sticking out of the bag beside Harry's bed. He pulled it out of the bag and all the guys gasped in awe.
"What is THAT!" Neville asked loudly.
"It looks like ... a spoon!" Seamus exclaimed.
"No...it's obviously a fork you idiot!" Ron stated.
At this moment a revelation struck Neville, "Wait...it's both...so it must be a ...FOON!"
"Neville's right...," Seamus trailed off and glanced out the window.
"What are you lookin' at Seamus?" Ron asked.
"Oh I was just checking to see if the sky was falling," Seamus replied.
"Why?" Neville asked obliviously.
Ron sniggered, "Forget it Neville..."
Just then Harry walked into the dormitory and yelled, "What are you doing to Henry!"
"Who?" Seamus asked.
"Henry! My spork!" Harry replied angrily.
"Spork? What's a spork?" Ron asked confused.
Harry sighed and pointed to Ron's hand.
"Oh this? This isn't a spork...it's a foon!" Ron grinned.
"No it's not it's a spork, his name is Henry, and he's mine!" Harry grabbed at the spork.
But Neville got there first.
"Neville...give Henry to me..." Harry said calmly.
"Never! I'm in love with him!" Neville replied running to the door.
The other guys stood there dumbfounded for a moment before shrugging and continuing being bored.
: LATER :
"You took the loss of Henry pretty well Harry," Ron stated.
"Yeah...well there's always Bob..." Harry replied grinning.
"Who's Bob?" Hermione asked.
A.N. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Told ya it was random...but you won't find out who Bob is till chapter three...yes...sadly I have this planned out...-sigh-...laters..