A.N.: Okay...I'm bored again...so here comes the next rant...and the chapters don't really tie together except maybe rant # 1 and rant #3...

Disclaimer: -looks at lawyers- fine...I don't own HP...yet...

Rant #2: Leather pants...

Setting: It's Christmas time at Hogwarts and they're opening presents in the Common Room for this time...

"Hey Hermione! This one's for you," Ron said as he tossed a brightly wrapped package at her.

Hermione grimaced as the package landed with a thud at her feet. She leaned down and picked it up, surprised to find it rather light.

"Who's it from?" Harry asked as he munched on one of the chocolate frogs Ron had given him.

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Hermione looked at the present for a card, but had no such luck, "It doesn't say."

"Well open it!" Ron encouraged while doing something else.

So Hermione did...and pulled out pink leather pants!

(A.N.: sorry...I've been hanging around Red as of late...O.O)

"Who would send you those?" Ron exclaimed.

Hermione just sat there bug-eyed for a few seconds before her cheeks flushed scarlet and she sprinted form the room.

"Who sent 'em?" Harry questioned.

"Me," Ron grinned.

"Nice..." Harry said before biting into another chocolate frog.

Little did they know, Hermione was still at the bottom of the steps to the girls dormitories and had heard every word.

:LATER:

"Hey guys," Hermione greeted as she plopped down in one of the chairs nearest the fire.

"Hey 'Mio..."Ron trailed off as he looked up.

Hermione had her hair pulled back, was wearing a tight black top and the pink leather pants.

"What?" she feigned innocence.

"Why are you wearing that outfit?" Ron asked.

"Oh, just thought I'd try a new look," Hermione shrugged, "What 'cha think?"

"It...it looks nice," Ron managed to squeak out.

(A.N.: Harry has slipped away somewhere...so he's gone...)

"..."

A.N.: This chapter really had no point because the story's rated K, so I can't write beyond this point...and I ran out of ideas, the above mentioned is just an excuse...I'll let you ponder what happened next...See you next time..in Rant #3: The identity of Bob.