I guess there weren't any reviews…meaning I won't be posting any reviewer responses...I'm sorry for not updating this earlier and I know that the movie is coming out in a while and I promised you guys that I would finish this musical/parody fic…you got me wrong…sniff sorry! This year has been so hectic for me so um what can I say? Please bear with me people. Anyway I've been working on a new fic called "The Drive" (a tradegy fic featuring Logan and Pep) heres the summary:
It's one of those nights where Pep a nineyear old can't sleep so Logan takes her out. But due to drinking they end up in a car crash...a crash that would change Logan's life as a guardian...enjoy the tragedy people!
So maybe you guys can check it out because this chap is really short…I don't fink I'v even put a backstage part…I'm pretty much in a hurry here…sorry! Anyway enjoy it!
(The whole stage was in complete darkness until it slowly brightened up and revealed the snow stage with lots of trees everywhere. Jamie enters as if he was running for his life and gasping.)
Jamie/Edmund: (facing audience…)
WHAT AM I FEELING? WHY AM I SORE?
THIS IS A TRAP I KNOW WHAT IT IS;
I'M HUNGRY FOR MORE OF THAT TURKISH DELIGHT (licks his mouth)
I'M NOT A PROBLEM WHY SHOULD THEY BE BETTER THAN ME
JUST BECAUSE THEIR OLDER WELL I COULD BE BOLDER
I'LL SHOW THEM THEY'LL SEE!
WHEN I GET TO BE KING I CAN DO ANYTHING
IT'S NOT EVERYDAY THAT A BOY GETS HIS WAY!
(clenches his fist)
I'LL GET BACK AT PETER, THE QUEEN'S NOT SO BAD
WHAT THEY SAY ISN'T TRUE, IT'S THEY WHO'D BEEN HAD
HOW COULD THEY THINK OF THE THINGS THEY SAY?
WELL SHE LOOKS LIKE THE QUEEN, OF COURSE SHE'S THE QUEEN!
ANYONE COULD SEE THAT IT'S AS PLAIN AS G-A-A-A-A-A-Y!
(laughter can be heard from the audience)
(in a mocking tone)
THAT AWFUL ASLAN, HE'S NOT THAT GREAT
DOES HE HAVE THE POWER CAN HE CREATE?
OF THIS LOVELY WINTER CAN HE MAY GROW OF THIS
BRIGHT (kneels down)…LIGHT (picks up a handful of snow)…WHITE (drops it)…(pause)
(quickly gets up!)
WELL I HATE THIS SNOW! BUT SOON I'LL BE RICH
AND IT WILL ALL BE FOR ME…WELL ME AND THE WITCH (pause)…I MEAN QUEEN!
(rolls eyes)
THIS IS ALL PETER'S FAULT AND SUSAN'S NOT TO MENTION LUCY'S
THEIR TO BLAME ALONG WITH WHAT'S HIS NAME (scratches head…) THAT LION THING…
COULD I BE RIGHT THEY FOUND IN SIGHT
OR IS THERE SOMETHING I'M TRYING TO H-I-I-I-I-I-D-E! (with arms stretched out)
BUT STILL I WONDER WHY I FEEL THIS WAY
I KNOW THAT THIS FEELING WILL SOON GO AWAY
(standing very erect and looking confident)
AND I'LL BE ALRIGHT, IF I COULD JUST BITE…
ON SOME SLURPISH, MURKISH, TURKISH DELI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-G-H-T-!
(laughs in an evil childish way then runs off backstage)
That's it my fellow readers…btw can someone tell me the exact date when the movie is coming out? Hey did any of you watch King Kong? Awesome isn't it and I fink Peter Jackson did a great job (he's the director of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, just to let you know) with this almost 3 hour feature remake and choosing Jack Black (he played the teacher from School of Rock if any of you had watched that…awesome movie) was perfect and so are the rest of the cast I'm not familiar wif…anyway I recommend everyone to watch it! (ey it's not like I'm the director of King Kong…In my shallow dreams…) Note: Make sure you tell your parents or older relatives to drink at least 3 cups of coffee, bring earplugs and a nightgown…what the heck am I saying here? Yeah I suck…next chap will be updated soon. Don't four reviews guys! God bless!