This is by Megumi.

Disclaimer: I do not own Saiyuki or Rudolph the red nose reindeer song.

Author's Note: This song goes with the Rudolph the red nose reindeer song tune.

-Sanzo the Blond Monk-

Sanzo the blond monk, monk

Had a very shiny gun

And if you ever saw it, saw it

You had better run.

All of the other monks, monks

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Sanzo, Sanzo

Join in any priestly things, like praying

Then one rainy Christmas eve Goku came to came to say

Sanzo with your hair so bright (1)

Won't you guide our jeep tonight?

Now all the other monks, monks

Fear him as he travels around, around

Sanzo the blond monk, monk

You better not kill the idiots

(1)- In the manga Goku says Sanzo's hair is like the sun.