Lord of The Remix
Chapter 1
"Romeo, Romeo where art thou Romeo?" hollered Juliet
This time she was painting her finger nails.
"I'm right here my dear." a voice spoke
Juliet quickly peeked below her balcony, and gave a quick reply.
"Wanna follow the rooster?"
Cow left hurriedly.
The trio were currently hiking through a forest outside of a village. Legolas and Gimli had so far been very good at behaving since Aragorn's last explosion. The two had become very fidgety with no substitute for their fighting. Finally Gimli just couldn't take it any longer.
"Ha!" said Gimli, killing a passing villager "I get another point."
"So do I!" said Legolas, after shooting Gimli
The Legolas grabbed the now still Gimli and began to drag him away. With the caring words of:
"Come on Gimli, stop lagging behind."
Once Gimli had been revived by the nearest village healer, the trio continued their journey. As they walked through a field of flowers, Legolas stomped ferociously on a nearby flower.
"My point."
"Is not" replied Gimli
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too"
Gimli then tackled Legolas and the two were fighting faster than you are reading this sentence. Aragorn watched the two tangle and sat down on a rock.
"Good Gr-"
Charlie Brown appeared looking threatening with a pitchfork in his hands.
"Fine" said Aragorn, throwing his hands up in the air "I won't say it!"
Charlie Brown retreated to where he was before.