A.N...uh yeah...
Disclaimer: I own not harry potter or batman or batman's theme song...although the cape cult belongs to me..
Rant #5: The Cape Cult...
Neville ran through the Common Room screaming, "Dunananananana Batman! Dunananananana BATMAN!"
(A.N.: Bet you thought it was gonna be something about Henry)
"What is that awful ...yet strangely catchy...song?" Ron asked cluelessly.
Harry and Hermione stared at him like he was a moron.
"What?" Ron asked irritably.
"It's Batman's theme song," Harry answered his earlier question.
"Duh," Hermione added.
"And I'm supposed to know this how?" Ron asked with a sigh.
"Oh come on..if Neville knows...you should," Hermione commented.
"Who is Batman?" Ron frustratedly asked.
"What? You don't know?" Fred questioned appearing beside him.
"No!" Ron was getting angry now.
"Idiot," Ginny commented, "He's an American superhero who operates in the dark of the night getting rid of the bad guys. He has a mask with pointy ears, tights, and this awesome cape!"
Then Ginny pulled out a long black cape with the Batman symbol on it, put it on, and ran around the room saying, "Woosh! I will defeat you!"
Neville ran by, still singing the theme song loudly.
"Umm...okay?" was the only response Ron could come up with.
"Wanna join our club?" George asked.
"What's it called? The Cape Cult?" Ron asked sarcastically.
"No...it's the Batman Club, but do you mind if we take your idea?" Hermione replied.
"Sure, you can have it..." Ron rolled his eyes and went back upstairs.
Everyone in the group, except Neville who was still running around singing, laughed evily, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"He'll never suspect.." Fred began, only to be cut off by Neville.
"Dunanananananana BATMAN!"
A.N. CLIFFHANGER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :coughs: HAHAHAHAHA ...this chapter is dedicated to Brittany! Review please!
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