Hello! I bet you were expecting us to get straight to the story, eh? Well, HA! Nope. We must explain a couple things first.
In all reality, this story would be considered Grade A Soap Opera Material by whoever creates 'Soaps, but not because it's about soaps and opera. It involves odd concepts such as 'Physical Beings' and 'Drug Abuse'. And thinking while in a deep trance. But that's not the point. The point that lies beneath our crazy story here is that: We're bored.
If any of you think that any of this is real, and then complain to J.K. Rowling, who will probably complain to us, then we will blame you. Yes, you, the commonfolk of Fanfiction. For believing a fanfiction.
Also, along those lines but away from the essential point, those of you who FLAME us will be brought to a certain doom...because there is really no actual point to flaming a parody. At least, We don't see it, so if you could please point it out before you flame, we would be much abliged.
By the way, if you weren't sure...this is a joint account. Meaning two people are typing this story and any story on this account. If we get any others up...ahem anyways, yeah. So if you didn't know, that's just to clarify the 'We's.
So...now I think we've chewed your eyes out enough...I think we should get on to the story. But I warn you...it is slightly...different. Yes...that's the word exactly. Different.