Wow, thanks a bunch for all the reviews. Let's do some reviewers response of everyone who reviewed so far...

MoonCannon: I'm trying my best to make them as long as possible, and keep an eye out for Zelos beating...Hehe.

Zelda's Fox 38: Well, what instruments everyone played was included in chapter 2. And Pink Lloyd would just have crushed Zelos heart, so they couldn't go with that...

Manu: Merci, hope you'll keep reading.

dragoonknight1: Hold on to that tickets, cause someday that thought will be reality... Don't tell anyone, though.

LJ3: Well, when you think about it, keyboard is practically the only instrument Regal can play. He would have a hard time taking chords on a guitar, and drums are out of the questions. And since Zelos is the singer, mr I-Sleep-A-Lot got to play the keyboard.

SiLeNtPzYcHo: He do sleep alot, but his role in this story is very important. Dun worry, he'll go see a...somewhat special doctor, but that comes in future chapters. But behold, he utters his first words in this chapter. Amazing, huh?

Teddy-the-Bear: I try to update as soon as I can, and hopefully I can add a song to as many chapters I can too.

KratosFan: Don't you worry, Kratos will show up in this story, sooner or later...

Okay, thanks for reading everyone, keep reviewing or I'll...uh, never mind.

DISCLAIMER- Namco owns this game and... Wait, I own this game too. Hmm, I'd have to go see a lawyer about this one.

-Celebrity Insanity- Issue 106-

Name: Regal Bryant

Age: 33

Weight: 187 Ibs

Occupation: Keyboardist and sleepwalker of The Chosen.

Instrument Of Choice: A pillow...Uh, a keyboard.

Pets: Nooooooooo...

Favourite possession: Ah, that would be my red pillow... Can't go anywhere without it...

Last thing you bought: Uh, I'm afraid there's not a store in the world who lets a man with handcuffs in...sniff

Favourite band member: That's gotta be Presea. She don't talk very much, makes it much easier to go to sleep.. Love ya, Presea.

Favourite movie: Uh... I dooon't know...

Favourite book: Ten Ways For Easy Sleep.

What do I do in 10 years: Then I've... :falls to sleep

HALLO, MR REGAL:pokes Regal:

Uh, well, thanks Regal.. And goodnight.

Regal carefully opened one of his eyes. He peeked around. The hotelroom that functioned as the bands gathering-place was empty. The windows were wide open, a gentle breeze blew through.

He sat up, and took out a notebook from under the couch. He removed his handcuffs with a single push on a small button at the side, and started to write in the notebook.

He smiled to himself, and let out a sinister laugh.

"My plan is vorking" He said with a worthless german accent. "Ze people do nut understand. Zelos strapped to the couch, hmm, hmm, Lloyd vriting a zuper zong without anivan believing him... This vill make a grate book!"

He wrote fast, and laughed heartily. Mwahaha hahahahaha ha ha ha cough mwahahahahaha... AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

He flew up on the couch, like a rocket shot out from its place. A seagull! A seagull had entered the room through a window.

After a traumatic incident in his childhood, he couldn't stand seagulls. He preferred a snake pit before a single seagull.

"HELP!" He yelled in panic. The seagull curiously looked at the muscular, blue-haired man who was currently having a breakdown. "Don't come any closer!"

The seagull, who had landed on the table, took a few steps forward, swiftly turning its head from side to side.

"I have one of Raine's books" Regal said, holding a gigantic book over his head. "It will hurt you alot, if you don't fly away. It weighs four tonnes, at the least"

The seagull cautiously moved forward. Regal clenched his teeth and threw the book towards the bird with his full power.

"DIE, YOU MALIGNANT BEING!" He yelled in triumph and did a victory dance on the couch.

The book missed it target with ten meters.

It flew out through the open window, and obviously hit someone far below the Altamira hotel, because a high-pitched scream could be heard.

"It's raining books! Dear lord, why have thou done this to us! Quick, get Raine inside before she gets an attack!"

Regal quickly looked for another weapon, and smiled yet another time in thriumph when he saw one of Sheenas magical cards on the table. He grabbed it quickly, and the seagull showed no sign of fear.

"This is going to hurt you alot" Regal said, nodding his head. "Swiiiiish, and you're dead, Polly!"

Regal raised his hand and threw the razor-sharp card towards the white bird that sat on the bed, then he closed his eyes and prayed.

"Oh please, dear god/godess/being, make the bird die violently!"

He opened one of his eyes. The bird was gone, and so was the card.

"I'VE SUCCEEDED!" He shouted and did a moonwalk in the couch. But then he felt something on his shoulder. He turned his head.

Two big, blue bird-eyes stared innocently at him. Of course he went crazy.

He screamed and started to run around in the room, waving his hands like a madman.

"Regal, me and my hunnies are back" A familiar voice outside the door said. It was Zelos.

Oh thank god, finally someone who could save him.

"ZELOS, HELP ME!" Regal screamed. "I HAVE A SEAG...TEN FOOT MONSTER AFTER ME!"

But then it struck him. He had removed his handcuffs. His cover was going to blow if he not took them on. He took his only chance.

He flung forward, slided a few meters on the floor all the way to his handcuffs, which he quickly put on (he was screaming during the whole sequence)

Zelos came in through the door, accompanied by Raine, Sheena, Genis and Presea. They all had their weapons readied, and Zelos did a lightning quick search of the room.

"Allright, where's the monster!" He said. "Me wants blood!"

"Stop it, Zelos" Raine said. "Hmm, there's no sign of a ten foot monster."

"H-He flew out through the window" Regal said, and tried to get up on his feet.

But he couldn't. While putting the handcuffs on, he had accidently put one around the leg of the couch. And the couch was nailed to the floor.

"How can a ten foot monster fly out through a five foot window?" Raine said, and frowned her forehead. "There's no sign of marks, or battle in the room... Hmm..."

Regal anxiously looked at Raine while she slowly searched the room for clues.

"Aha!" She said, and waved her finger so that everyone could see it. "It was a dwarf! Disguised in a ten foot suit!"

Regal sighed of relief. Thank god for stupid healers.

"Regal, what are you doing on the floor?" Genis asked.

Regal did the only thing he could do. He faked that he was asleep.

"There he goes again" Zelos said and sighed. "And I was really looking to some monster whacking..."

That vas cloze Regal thought. They almozt found out aboot my plan.

My plan, it'z vorth a million gald. All I need to doo, is give inzide nevs about the groop. Tazty scandalz and ztuff like zath.

Vov, I really need to practize my german acczent. It doesn't even vork vhen I'm thinking.

Colette gently pushed the door aside, and looked around. It was empty.

Strange, Lloyd said he was going to be there writing a new song.

"WATCH OUT!" Someone screamed, and Colette quickly pulled her head in. Lloyd ran past her with a guitar in his arms, frenetically playing it.

"What are you doing, Lloyd?" Colette asked, and stepped in carefully.

"I'M TRYING TO COME UP WITH A NEW SONG" Lloyd yelled from the other side of the room. He kept running in circles, playing random chords as he ran.

Colette didn't answer. Her eyes were fixed on a rather strange looking plant, that seemed to follow Lloyd around.

"Oh, hi professor Raine!" Colette said, and the plant instantly stop moving. "What are you doing?"

Raine crawled out from behind the plant. She brushed dust off her clothes and cleared her throat.

"Ahem.. I was just studying this fine example of the plant...eh Longus Moradus.. Um, yeah"

"That plant is made out of plastic, professor" Colette carefully pointed out. Was everyone in this fanfic going insane?

"Ahem, yes, I know. That was the reason for my curiosity. I'm studying plastic plants so that I can write a book about it... Later.."

"Uh huh"

"Eh, I must get going" Raine left the room in a hurry, but Colette could hear her cursing herself down the corridor.

"AAAAAAAAA" Lloyd sang, still running. "DDDDDDDDDD...EEEEEEEE"

"Um, Lloyd... Why won't you sit down with me for a while? And just talk?"

Lloyd stopped, his mouth hanging open.

"Maybe you'll come up with a melody for it if you take a break" Colette carefully implied.

Just put away that freaking guitar and sit down with me.

"I guess a break can't hurt" Lloyd put away his guitar and sat down beside Colette on the green couch. "I've written the text, but I can't come up with a melody."

"Lloyd..." Colette whispered and looked into his brown eyes. "The song you played yesterday..."

Sounds could be heard from the ceiling, like it was about to fall down.

"Must've been those creepy guys above us" Lloyd said and turned to Colette again. "What did you say?"

"The song yesterday... Was it...Um, was it about me?"

Lloyd stared at her for a moment, then he smiled. He got on his feet and placed himself in front of the window. He looked out on the beaches of Altamira and searched for the right words.

"No, Colette. It was about Zelos"

Colette flew on her feets, stomped angrily in the ground and bursted out on the room, paintings crashing down on the floor when she smashed the door behind her.

"What did that voice come from?" Lloyd mumbled and turned around. "Colette?"

Strange, I could swear it sounded like my voice. But I didn't say anything.

Above him, inside the ventilation drum, Sheena Fuyibayashi smiled to herself. The people of Mizuho had many secrets, and the voice changer was one of them.

This is perfect! Now Colette thinks that Lloyd is in love with Zelos, so she'll avoid him forever! Mwahaha, Lloyd Irving, you're mine!

Nothing can take me down now!

As a matter of fact, it could. The ventilation drum suddenly collapsed, and Sheena fell together with it.

She and the ventilation drum (which was of steel) came smack down on Lloyd, who instantly passed out.

Genis and Zelos came in through the door with anxious looks on their faces.

"We heard a crash" Zelos said, with his sword in his hand. "Is it the ten foot monster? Half-Elven friend, let's burn the whole room just in case!"

"Uh, the ventilation drum fell down" Sheena said as she got up on her feet. "Yes, it must've been the monster!"

"I shall taste his blood" Zelos said with a thriumphing smile on his face. "Come now, my little half-elven magician-friend, we're out for some monster whacking!"

Zelos and Genis disappeared, singing a horrible song about blood-thirst as they went down the corridors.

Lloyd suddenly moved, whining and rubbing the back of his head.

"Lloyd, are you okay?" Sheena asked and bent down to help him up.

"Uh...Where am I?" Lloyd asked as he carefully stood up. "The world is spinning..."

"Come Lloyd, sit down over here..."

Lloyd suddenly stopped and looked at Sheena, his face formed like a question mark.

"Who the hell are you?"

Wow, longest chapter so far. Lloyd has been struck by amnesia, and Regals secret plan has been revealed.

But, will the band get any songs ready until the concert, which is only a few days away? And will Colette ever speak to Lloyd again?

Mwahahaha, the romance is finally kicking in, at least on one front...

Anyway, stay tuned for more juicy episodes, and you'll find out. Don't forget to review, my dear reviewers!

Take care!