Alright, thanks for reading! I got 13 reviews for the latest chapter, which is great! Also chapter 4 and 5 got 13 reviews, so let's make it at least 14 this time. Gotta love breaking records.

Anyway, all chapters are getting much longer now. Why? I don't know, but it can't be bad, now can it? This is the longest chapter yet! Wohoo!

Personal Facts about the bandmembers is done, from now on each chapter will begin with a random insane skit. :D

Time for reviewers response!

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-Random Skit 2: Lady Fortune-

Zelos: Hi there, mr Fortune Teller!

Lady Fortune: It's Lady Fortune. That is my artist name.

Zelos: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, miss lady Lady Fortune... So... What's going to happen to me? This is so exciting!

Lady Fortune: My vision is clouded... Make it clear by giving me 1000 Gald.

Zelos: Uh, alright. Here.

Lady Fortune: Ah, yes... I see dancing people... They are cheering. They are happy. Many girls!

Zelos: Yes? And, are they all in love with me? Go on.

Lady Fortune: They dance and jump, they are very glad. They are waving to you.

Zelos: Cool! Am I waving back?

Lady Fortune: Erm, no. The coffin is closed.

-END-

All was quiet. Or it would have been, if it wasn't for the loud snorings of Regal that shook the very building.

Raine carefully opened the door. Everyone was sleeping.

"Everybody wake up!" She yelled. "I've arranged for us to go on a tour!"

No one reacted. They all kept on sleeping.

"Hallo!" Raine tried. "Listen! We're set to go on a tour! 18 concerts!"

Still no reaction.

"Hmm, I wonder if this inn has a sprinkler system." She looked up on the ceiling. "It has. How convenient."

She laughed maniacally. All she needed to do was to press the big red button labeled "Sprinkler System For Emergency Use"

She pressed it. Nothing happened. No shiny, evil drops of ice-cold water fell down on the sleeping members of the band.

She pressed it again. And again. And again. And again.

"Well, rain!" She yelled and smashed it twice. It refused to activate. "Where are you, my precious rain?"

"RAIN, RAIN, RAIN, RAIN!" She said, punching it once for everytime she said it.

"RAIN!"

Zelos awoke slowly. The world was a blur.

"RAIN! RAIN!"

He looked to his left, still unsure if he was awake or not. Raine was doing some weird dance and kept yelling her own name over and over again.

"Genis." He whispered and poked Genis side. Genis was lying on the floor sucking his thumb. A pool of drool had formed on the floor. "Genis!"

Genis opened his eyes. He threw a surprised look on Zelos.

"I hate cookies." He said and closed his eyes again.

"RAIN!"

"Genis!" said Zelos again, still poking the little half-elfs side.

"Aw, what is it?" Genis said and rubbed his eyes. "I'm tired."

"I don't care. Your sister is acting strange."

"She always is. Goodnight."

"RAIN! RAIN! RAIN!"

Zelos poked Genis again.

"So it's normal for her to dance around like a maniac while screaming her own name?"

"What?"

"See for yourself."

Genis sat up.

"RAIN! RAIN! COME ON, RAIN!"

"Now that you mention it..." Genis began, staring sceptically at his sister. "She's never done this before..."

"Insanity can strike from a clear sky, my friend" Zelos said in a deep voice, shaking his head softly from side to side. "I'm sor-"

"DAMN YOU, EVIL SPRINKLER BUTTON!" Raine yelled furiously and drew her staff, and started to beat it headlessly against the red button.

"Professor Raine, what are you doing?" Colette, who'd just awoken, asked innocently.

Raine quickly hid her staff behind her back and giggled nervously.

"Oh, I'm just...erm,well... Checking that this inn is properly built and all. We'd don't want the roof falling down on us, now would we? Hehe!"

Zelos leaned forward and whispered in Genis ear:

"Your sister is the worst liar I know. Look at her, she's all red."

"I know." Genis said and sighed. "I know. You should've seen her when I asked her to explain what sex really was."

"What did she say?"

"She started rambling about that it is when two people who are in love unite in an act of love, and... Well, blah blah blah. She wasn't even trying to come up with a good excuse."

"Good, so you know what sex is now?" Zelos said, flipping his head back which caused his hair to land perfectly behind his ears.

"Of course. It is when two trees accidently grow INTO each other. Pretty scary stuff, I wouldn't want to see it for the world." Genis laughed.

Zelos fell off his bed. Raine was a bad liar, but Genis...

Oh dear.

It was time for Doctor Love to have a little chat with him about something called flowers and bees...

"I've booked us for a world tour." Raine said, waving a piece of paper above her head when they were all eating breakfast. "We'll get the chance to go across the whole world, spreading our music."

"That's…that's great professor!" Colette said and giggled, making corn flakes fly out of her mouth. "We're famous!"

"Not yet." said Raine. "We're only the support band for a much bigger band."

"We still get to tour across the world, don't we?" Lloyd asked.

"Well, yeah." Raine said with her forehead frowned.

"So, what difference does it make? It'll be a great opportunity to spread our music until we're famous enough to go on our own tour."

"Yeah, this is amazing. Great job, Raine. " Sheena smiled from chin to chin.

"Imagine all the cities we'll get to visit!"

"When we're big enough, we might even get the chance to tour both Tethe'Alla and Sylvarant!" Genis had a dreaming expression on his face and a big piece of cheese hanging out from his mouth. "I'll be a superstar!"

"This so rocks!" Zelos exclaimed and did a little victory jig on the floor.

"This means girls, girls and even more crazy girls" he added quietly.

"What?"

"Uh, nothing. I said nothing!"

"We still need more songs" Raine said and looked at Lloyd. "You'll have to write more songs, mr Irvin. We can't do the same 5 songs over and over again."

"I'll write some more" Lloyd promised. "When is this tour going to start?"

"In four weeks, first city will be Mizuho." Raine explained.

"Mizuho!" Sheena exclaimed. "That's great! It's been so long since I was there!"

"First things first." Raine held her hand up to silence them. "We need to record an album before going on tour."

"What? Where?" Zelos crossed his arms. "We don't have enough songs for it."

"I know." said Raine. "I've managed to get ourself a record deal. We'll get the opportunity to record 15 songs and release our first album in a few weeks. The tour will be a great way of promoting it."

"But Raine…" Lloyd objected. "I can't write 10 songs on three weeks…"

"I didn't say you were going to either. We have four weeks before the tour starts. The album is scheduled to be recorded and done before we go on tour."

"That's impossible!" Lloyd yelled. "Write 10 new songs, and record 15 in just four weeks? We won't get any sleep."

"I'm sorry, Regal." Zelos said in a consoling voice, placing his hand on Regals shoulder.

"We can't forsake our sleep for it." Presea said. "It won't turn out any good if we do."

"Indeed." Regal said, talking for the first time in the conversation.

"We won't either." Raine said calmly. "The only solution is this: We all have to write songs. We are 8 people. Everyone must write a song each. Lloyd, you'll write two. It's the only way we'll make it in time. Recording and mixing will take at least three weeks."

"Which means that we only have…" Lloyd began but stopped himself. Math. "Genis?"

"Uh, one week to write our songs?" Genis said.

"Correct. We will record the album in a studio in Flanoir."

"FLANOIR!" Everyone exclaimed simultaneously and rubbed their arms. "IT'S COLD!"

"Yes. I still don't know how we'll get there. Rheairds are out of the question, we need something big for all of us and all our equipment."

"We have a lot to do…" Genis sighed.

"Let me sum it up for you!" Raine said happily. "We have to get 10 new songs ready and arrange for transportation for 8 people and a few hundred kilos of equipment to Flanoir. In one week. We can do that, can't we?"

Everyone sighed. The vacation was over.

"More cornflakes, anyone?"

"Here's the deal" Raine announced, while they were all standing outside the inn. "We need to find a way of transportation. So I suggest we'll go around town and ask people, and eventually we'll find something we can use. Hopefully! Let's split up in minor groups, everyone!"

"Do we get shiny vests as well?" Zelos asked no one in particular.

"I'll go with Lloyd!" Colette exclaimed.

"I will too!" Sheena replied quickly.

"Well, guess I'll go with Sheena and Colette then" Lloyd said, and the three headed off.

"Genis, you're with me!" Zelos growled and struck a pose. "All we need to do is find some guy and beat the crap out of him, and he'll give us his vechile!"

"If he has one." Genis added.

"Um, that of course. Presea, my cute little hunny, would you like to join us?"

"Oh, sure, Zelos." Presea answered shortly.

"Great!" Zelos shouted and grabbed his two companions. "We'll be the greatest team ever! No monster can beat us! We have your axe Presea, Genis magic and my beauty. And my sword!"

"Zelos, we're going to find a vechile." Genis muttered. "Not go on a quest to destroy world evil."

"Don't destroy the mood, midget!" Zelos yelled and smacked Genis head with the back of his hand. "Let's go, companions!"

Zelos, Presea and Genis walked away, leaving Regal and Raine alone.

"Any suggestions of where to look, Regal?" Raine asked.

"Let's go to the noble neighbourhoods. Must be someone there we can ask." Regal said, thougthfully.

"Good idea. Weather's great today, not a cloud on the sky!"

"Well, if you look closely above the church tower, you'll notice a small cloud ju-"

"-Regal!" Raine said loudly. "I didn't mean literally, I was just trying to comment the weather."

"Oh." Regal blushed. "Well, let's get going then, shall we?"

"This is hopeless" Sheena sighed. "We've asked 100 peo-"

"96" corrected Lloyd, while chewing thoughtfully on a bubblegum. "96 people, not 100."

"Alright, 96 people and..."

"Oh wait, it was 94. Sorry, my mistake."

"94 peopl-"

"Darn, I can't even read my own handwriting. 74... or is it 14? Let's take 25, it's perfectly in the mid-"

"NEVERMIND!" Sheena yelled angrily and stomped her foot in the ground. "We've asked a lot of people, but still no one who has a vechile that we can buy."

"Maybe we can build one?" Colette suggested.

"Sure!" Sheena said and sighed. "Let's ask them for some wood and a box of nails instead! Great idea! Yeah!"

"Okay! Let's go then!"

"I was ironic."

"Oh. Well, we won't find anything if we sit around here." Colette said and got up from the bench she was sitting on.

Suddenly, a large vechile drove in and stopped twenty meters away from them. A man dressed in green clothes jumped out and left.

The vechile was tall, it had four wheels and was painted green. It looked like a bus, but much bigger.

"Now this is convenient." Sheena said and smiled.

Lloyd walked over to it, watching it in awe.

Huge blue letters on the side said "The Wondermobile".

"Wow..." Lloyd said. "This is perfect."

"It's perfect." Sheena repeated. "And ugly as hell."

"It's a vechile alright..."Colette said. "And it seems big enough for all of us and our equipment. "

"We should go get the owner and buy it from him" Lloyd said. "Come on, let's go."

"I doubt we'd afford it." Sheena said and smiled secretly. "Let's steal it!"

"WHAT?" Lloyd snorted. "Stealing is wrong! But so much cheaper! Let's go!"

Colette grabbed the door handle. It was unlocked. The three headed in.

"Wow..." Lloyd said, looking around. "This is perfect. It is like a small house on wheels! Chairs, tables and comfy sofas!"

"And a big space in the far back for storage... Perfect place for all our equipment." Sheena examined the chairs. "Wow, these are nice..."

"Curtains to block the windows if you like..." Colette pulled the curtains. "This is... Uh oh..."

Sheena and Lloyd stared at her.

"What?" They asked simultaneously.

"A man dressed in chef clothes are heading this way."

"What! Sheena, we gotta leave! Let's drive away!"

"But what about the rest? We can't leave Raine and the others."

"Let's hide!" Colette suggested. "We have no time to escape."

"But where?" Sheena said, and looked around panically. "Quick, the closet!"

The three squeezed themselves into the tiny closet and closed the door, and moments after that the door to the vechile was opened, and the chef stepped in. He was short, and incredibly fat. He had an ugly little moustache as well, and he kept singing on some weird melody. He wore a read cap.

"Whew, time to relax before picking the boss up." He sat down on one of the soft chairs and opened a soda.

"This is no good." Lloyd whispered. "We can't get out while he's sitting there."

"We're going to melt.. It's so hot in here!" Colette said loudly.

Lloyd and Sheena raised their fingers in front of their mouths, but too late.

The chef got on his feet. He walked over to the closet, and examined it closely.

He tried to open the door, but Lloyd was holding the handle with all his strength.

"Weird, the door is jammed. Anyone in there?" the chef asked suspiciously.

"Uh, no?" Sheena answered.

"Okay, just checking. " The chef returned to the chair.

"Phew, that was close..." Lloyd said. "Well, I guess we're stuck here until he leaves... Or falls asleep."

"Something tells me that this is going to take a while..." Sheena whispered to herself and sighed. Well, at least she was close to Lloyd.

Everything was perfect at, when she thought about it.

Except for one tiny detail. A blonde-haired angel named Colette.

Once upon a time, there was a mighty knight named Lord Zelos. He and his companions Genis the Wizard and Presea the Paladin had set out to vanquish evil from the evil city of Darth Meltokio.

Darth Meltokio lay in the center of the world, and it was the home of all evil.

The three heroes met fierce resistance at the heavily barricated gates, but fought their way through and headed for the heart of the city. The plaza.

Once there, they encountered the most fiersome beast one could ever imagine. A dragon, tall as a house, spitting fire that was so hot it could burn your clothes without even hitting you, furiously stomping the ground with its large feet.

Lord Zelos, Genis the Wizard and Presea the Paladin readied their weapons.

This evil beast had to be defeated. And they were the ones to do it.

"Victory Light Spear!" Lord Zelos yelled and performed a swift sword attack.

The dragon could not...

"FIRE BALL!"

Zelos heard it too late. It hit him right in the back, catching his clothes on fire and sending him flying forward. Panically, he tried to roll from side to side to choke the flames, but with no success.

"Stop with your idiotic role-play!" Genis said angrily. "If you run around a little, the flames should go out."

Zelos got up, looked at Genis and screamed.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR! I'M BURNING!" He yelled, dancing around like a human torch.

"Maybe you overpowered your Fire Ball a little, Genis" said Presea.

"Ah well, better luck next time."

Zelos ran around in circles on the town square, but didn't look where he was going. He ran straight into a man dressed in green clothes carrying a giant fork.

The impact was so hard it sent the green-clothed man flying into the flower garden a few meters away.

Zelos, a.k.a the Human Torch, transferred some of the flames he was carrying over to the green-clothed one, who caused the flowers to catch fire.

"GENIS! HELP ME!" Zelos groaned. "IT'S HOT!"

"Okay." Genis said and made a swift handgesture. "Spread!"

An enormous pool of water shot out from the ground beneath Zelos, and sent him flying a few meters straight up in the air.

He landed on solid ground, almost knocked unconscious in the process.

"Ouch..." He whined and crawled to his feet. "That hurt, you midget!"

"Well, you're not on fire anymore..." Genis said. "Which is good. Besides, you asked me to help."

"There are other ways!" Zelos growled, rubbing his aching back. "Maybe sending me 10 meters straight up in a spinning thornado of water wasn't the ultimate way of putting out a small fire!"

"YOU!" Someone yelled from behind, interupting their argument. It was the green-clothed guy, carrying his giant fork. "You destroyed my outfit! YOU SHALL DIE! A-..."

The man suddenly noticed Presea.

"Well hello there, gorgeuos" He said in a deep voice and bent over and kissed Preseas tiny hand. "I'm the Wonder Chef, a pleasure to meet you."

"Hey!" Zelos yelled. "That's not how to treat a lady!"

"Like you NEVER do it..." Genis mumbled.

The Wonder Chef got up and directed his giant fork towards Zelos.

"You destroyed my precious outfit, the very one that gave me the title Best Dressed Chef of the Year two years in a row. You will pay for that!"

"Whatcha gonna do?" Zelos asked. "Smack me with that giant spoon of yours?"

"It's a fork, you idiot! Look, it has three... Ah, nevermind. We shall have a duel."

"You will never defeat me!" Zelos yelled and unsheathed his sword. "The fight will be over in a second!"

Raine and Regal just arrived at the site, and stared with surprised faces on the event that was unfolding.

"What is he doing?" Regal asked. "That's the Wonder Chef! He's the best chef in the world!"

"Although the Burned Clothes-fashion hasn't been hip for 200 years, he do seem to know a lot about cooking... But why is he fighting with Zelos?"

"I don't know. We came here at the same time, remember."

"Oh right."

"We shall have a contest!" The Wonder Chef yelled, his eyes catching a dangerous glow.

"A contest in what? Fork-fight?" Zelos was crying of laughter. "A catwalk? The only way you'd end up on it would be to find a dead cat and step on it! Zelos Wilder- The Wonder Chef : 1-0!"

"Very funny, girly guy." The Wonder Chef growled, brushing ashes off his clothes.

"What's this all about?" Raine asked and walked over to them.

The Wonder Chef turned around, and scanned Raine down and up. He liked what he saw..

"Well hello there pretty. I'm sorry, but I've already promised this purple haired beauty to be my wife. Better luck next time!"

"What are you doing?" Raine asked sharply. "You won't take Presea away, I'll make sure of that."

"This girl/man set my precious clothes on fire" The Wonder Chef pointed at Zelos with a hurtful look on his face. "For that, he shall-"

A loud roar was heard. A big vechile with four wheels rolled out on the plaza. A man dressed in a chef's outfit stuck his head out through the open window.

"Hey boss, where shall I put the Wondermobile?"

"...the Wondermobile?" Genis said sceptically. Zelos nodded in agreement.

"Um..."

"WAIT!" Raine yelled. "I'll pay you anything for that vechile! We really need it!"

The Wonder Chef shook his head.

"I'm sorry, but it is my most beloved possession. It is not for sale."

"How about we'll have a cooking contest?" Raine said. "If you win, you can take Presea. If you lose, we'll get your Wondermobile."

"Hmm, fair enough."

"This is great!" Zelos exclaimed. "Regal will cook his butt."

Everyone was terrified by the thought, and the Wonder Chef cleared his throat.

"Erm, what did you say?"

"Regal will cook for us."

"No, no." the Wonder Chef said and pointed his sharp fork at Zelos, who giggled nervously. "YOU are the one who burned my precious clothing. I'll choose the person who'll cook for your group."

"WHAT!" Genis exclaimed. "No! You can't do that!"

"So if we win..."

"Then I will give you my vechile."

"I accept your challenge." Regal stepped forward. "We shall duel, you and me. Pick me."

"Hmm, no." said the Wonder Chef. "I think my opponent will be this silver-haired, gorgeuos half-elf."

"Y-you mean Raine?" Zelos buried his head in his hands, cursing. "Or do you think Genis is pretty? That could be..."

"SHE will be my opponent in this duel of cooking arts."

"It could still be Genis..." Zelos mumbled and whistled innocently.

"You there in the orange suit, white hair and beautiful eyes. You are my opponent."

"Genis, are you wearing orange clothes?" Zelos asked quietly.

"I've chosen her named Raine to be my opponent." The Wonder Chef growled. "Any objectoins?"

Everyone present at the site raised their hands, except from Raine.

"You don't approve? Well, I don't care." the Wonder Chef stomped the ground with the end of his fork. "Elpork!" He yelled to the chef standing by the Wondermobile. "Prepare for us."

"Um, sure thing, boss."

Three more cooks came out of the Wondermobile, which was surprisingly big. They all put up a big table for them to sit by, and arranged two kitchen desks for the contestants.

The Wonder Chef smiled and bowed, putting on a broad smile.

"Here's our arena, precious." He said and smiled, while nodding towards Presea. "Soon, you'll be mine, lovely."

Presea was sweating heavily. She looked nervously at Zelos, who was biting his nails apart. Genis was whacking his head against the wall.

"We're so dead." Zelos said, spitting out a nail. "You should run, Presea. Raine cannot win this. Her cooking could kill a dead man all over again."

"Affirmative. You should do a diversion maneuver while I sneak away." Presea whispered.

"Like what?"

"Eh, I don't know. Set something on fire, or something."

"Ask Genis, he's good at stuff like that."

"He has passed out."

"Oh. Well, it's been nice knowing you, Presea." Zelos looked at Raine who placed herself at her kitchen desk.

"You'll both have one hour to prepare your dishes, and we judges will decide who did best when that time has passed." Elpork announced, his belly bounced in a weird way when he spoke. "You may begin."

"What are you doing, Zelos?" Presea asked, watching Raine nervously as she tried to find a way to start the oven.

"I'm just thinking of how we'll crack this to Lloyd, Colette and Sheena."

He said, and smiled weakly. "Oh no, Presea's not here. She's now a kitchen slave in the doomed halls of the Wonder Chef. But don't worry, she's probably fine. Hey, I have a great idea! Let's invite them over for dinner!"

"It is not over yet." said Presea thoughtfully. "Raine could win."

"Hah, yeah, sure." Zelos said and laughed. "If something extremely heavy would miraculously land on the Wonder Chefs head while they cook."

"That's a good idea."

"So, are you suggesting I'd sneak up on a roof and drop a 10-ton weight on that guys head?" Zelos said, his eyes fixed on the two contestants.

"Well, yeah." Presea exclaimed. "It's my only chance, you know."

"That settles it. I will save you, little hunny. Don't you worry. It's a great plan, though the only minor problem is how I'm supposed to carry a 10-ton weight up on a roof and then drop it."

"I'm sure you'll think of something."

Zelos nodded and took small small steps backwards and eventually turned and ran. He ran straight into something about two meters tall. Two enormous cooks were standing in his way.

They were both carrying a vast set of kitchen knives.

"You can't leave now." The Wonder Chef said, while chopping a cucumber. "You must stay and watch the show."

"W-watch the show?" Zelos mumbled nervously. "Watch Raine burn her food into tiny black pieces of ash and put in the microwave oven? Sure, why not?"

The guards escorted him back to the town square, where more people were gathering, anxious to see what was happening.

"I really like your knives..." Zelos said with a sweet voice. "They look so sharp, and-"

"SHUT UP!"

"Sure, sure..." He giggled. "You are so lost, Presea." He whispered through gritted teeth when he came back to her side.

"I know. Just put on your best smile and convince Raine that she has a chance of winning."

"Zelos?" Raine said while trying to crack a tin of conserved pineapples open with a fork. "Do you think mashed tomatoes and chocolate crisp cookies will be a good combination?"

"Someone kill me now." Zelos said and turned away his head, sighing as he did it. "She can never win. It's impossible."

Regal did his best to help Raine out.

"Yeah, yeah, pour some sugar on it!"

"Like this?"

"No, no, that's flour! Sugar, over there!"

"Ah, this one?"

"Drop the apples, I said sugar! White powder, to your left!"

"Oh, now I get it..."

"No, no, no! That's the salt!"

"Is this the sugar?"

"Yes, yes! That is the sugar!"

"What was I going to do with it again?"

"Pour it in the bowl, yes... NO! NOT ALL OF IT!"

Raine smiled innocently. Ah well, just a minor incident, why were all her friends looking at her like she was some sort of mental case?

She wasn't as bad at cooking as everyone thought. No, no, she would prove them wrong.

All she needed to do was to win, and they would get the Wonder Chef's vechile so that they could travel to their gigs. Couldn't be that hard, now could it?

He was merely the best chef in the world, but he couldn't be THAT good. She also practiced cooking alot. The last time she made food, everyone seemed to like it alot. Though their faces got a weird greenish color, but that was probably due to some strange vegetable or something.

She tasted the messy fluid she had created.

"This is good!" she yelled to Regal. "It tastes like...sugar! All I need is some salt..."

Regal covered his face with his shackled hands. Then he slowly removed them again.

The sun was still shining.

The same annoying bird was still chirping in the distance.

Raine still couldn't tell the difference between sugar and salt.

This was a nightmare. The most evil nightmare he had ever experienced.

And he wasn't even sleeping.

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Chapter 10: Why are Kratos trying to destroy for the band? And why is Yuan forcing Regal to give him inside news? And will Raine have the slightest chance against the mighty Wonder Chef?

Tune in next time to find out! Take care!