Remember: Oh please people. XD If I owned Digimon, don't you think most of the stuff that would happen in my little sick mind WOULD happen on the show? XD;;; OF COURSE NOT! -shot- And just so you know, you don't have to read this XD;; And I'm sure you can guess which screenname belongs to whom! XD;

Fan Letters
Yamachi Fluff!
By: Lily-chan

Genres: Comedy/Romance

Rating: PG-13 -- Language, MILD Nudity. -nukes teh pervy people-

Summary: Taichi is but a fanboy of a certain musican and can't seem to get his attention by only being his friend. But one day, while surfing the web, he spots an opportunity to contact him. Will he take that chance?

It had been weeks since he and Yamato had even TALKED on the phone. Yamato's massive popularity about finally coming clean regarding his
sexuality had pretty much driven away his friends and family with the extra fandom. Taichi, who had also realized his sexuality earlier, wanted to go out, but they couldn't. Yamato was always on his cell phone, being tracked down by fanboys and girls, or just plain busy with rehearsals and concerts.

"Meh...I'll never go out with Yama..." pouted Taichi as he talked about Yamato as usual to Izzy on the internet. He got bored and started to look up stuff the fangirls/boys had made up in their little fansites with impressive graphics and fanfictions/art. "I wonder what's the fanfic of the day." He muttered to himself as he typed in the so-called "official" Yamato Ishida Fansite that was definitely renowned among the fandom. The website, itself, was much more glamorous than it should be. The graphic layout took almost 15 minutes to download, including the extra things such as the tiny images produced on the tagboard; it also had to download the annoying English to Japanese translation software. "Gah. Why must these damn fangirls have these extravagant websites!?" he fumed to himself as he read the updates in the fancy forum the webmistress had set up. But this particular update caught his eye:

"20.07.2004 Wow! It's been a year since the 'Squee Yama-Kun!' shrine has been up! (Thus a new layout! ) ; Anyway, new affiliates, and some hostees! Yep. That's about it. You can visit them here! And I've gotten some new information about our beloved! It seems that he's interested in someone...but of course we all know that it's not us girls. So, fanboys! Who knows? It might be you! All I can say is....visit his Interests and read it from there! ALSO! You can MAIL HIM A LETTER! =O! That's right! Click here for more info!"

"Hmm...maybe this could be the only way to get his attention!" Taichi thought to himself as he moved the mouse and clicked on the link. And on there was big flashy sign saying "OMG SEND FANMAIL TO YAMATO!" with lists of things that were not allowed to be sent. Such as pubic hair, hair, undergarments, and especially nude photos. Taichi found this amusing somehow as he had sent some once to a JRocker. Then he also saw another flashy sign:

"WIN A DATE WITH YAMATO!
After the interview with his manager (It can be found here), I've kindly asked her if it's alright with her, if Yama-kun could have a contest (Boys Only!) that if someone writes an essay saying how and why they want to go out with him on his birthday! All I could say is to you hoping fanboys out there is good luck and have fun when you're out! And don't forget to e-mail me with the details!"

Taichi's jaw dropped as he read it. He just had to tell Izzy about this!

SoccerBUM123: omg izzy! guess wat i found!
ProdigiousIzz: sigh For the last time, Tai. TYPE RIGHT, YOU IDIOT!
SoccerBUM123: Oh, I forgot. I'm talking to the geek .
ProdigiousIzz: ee! I resent that remark. Anyway, what did you find?
SoccerBUM123: I found a way to talk hang out with Yama!! :DDD
ProdigiousIzz: Oh? Elaborate.
SoccerBUM123: According to the "official" website, they're having a contest!
ProdigiousIzz: And...?
SoccerBUM123: It involves a date
ProdigiousIzz: o.O; Wha?
SoccerBUM123: Yes! You heard me right X3
ProdigiousIzz: What's the catch? It's not much of a contest if it's just to DATE him...
SoccerBUM123: Well..I have to write an essay ;.;
ProdigiousIzz: And you want my help? rolls eyes
SoccerBUM123: You will!? :DDD THANKS IZZY!!
ProdigiousIzz: x.x; Not a problem...

And with that Taichi started to write his essay...

Author's Notes:

Whee! I finished something for once e.e;; Anyways. I hope you like it XD; Don't worry. Most likely I'll post a next chapter when I feel like it .; Although that's not really uplifting eh? .; I can't help it. I'm trying to beat down this writer's block. And, thanks to Henka for the betaing. I love you 3 XD