"Potter!
Weasley! Would you stop your private conversations please?" It
was Professor McGonagall. Harry and Ron were sitting at the back of
the class, discussing the previous day's event about the attacking
giant that ruined the whole Quidditch pitch, and scared the daylights
out of everyone.
"Sorry," apologized Ron, then paying
close attention to Professor McGonagall, who was explaining about the
sixth years approaching them most difficult level of their wizarding
education, N.E.W.T.S.
"But," interrupted Parvati Patil,
"I thought we take N.E.W.T.S. in seventh year, not sixth
year."
Professor McGonagall shot her a sharp look, which
silenced her right away.
"As I was saying," Professor
McGonagall went on, "you are entering the highest qualification
level of your wizarding education at Hogwarts, N.E.W.T.S. Yes, I know
that you don't take them till seventh year, but the studying that
we'll begin in two months will give you a glimpse of what a tiny
portion of N.E.W.T.S might feel. So mind you study hard and
concentrate during classes."
Harry and Ron were both bored
with this speech.
"Hermione," whispered Harry, "how
many minutes are left till the bell?"
Hermione turned to him
quickly, her eyes still focusing on McGonagall.
"Twenty
minutes," she answered, and quickly turning around to listen to
the rest of Professor McGonagall's boring speech.
"Oh great,"
said Ron, ironically, and then glancing at the ceiling, his ears
vibrating at the loud voice of Professor McGonagall.
At
last, the sound of the bell crept into classes and hallways, sending
students away from their last lesson of the day. Harry, Hermione, and
Ron were all pleased for the lesson to end, perhaps Hermione was the
usual exception.
"It was meaningful, her speech I mean,"
declared Hermione, "N.E.W.T.S are really a tough task to
complete. Mind you, you'll have to work extra hard to pass those
nastily exhausting test."
"Hermione, will you give it a
break?" asked Ron, more likely, grunted angrily. "They
don't even being till next year, which is more than twelve months
away!"
"Ron!" shouted Hermione. "It's my job
to warn you about it! Do you want to keep on failing about two
subjects a year? I'm telling you because it's our future we're
talking about, not a child-play..."
"Hermione's right
Ron," began Harry sympathetically, "you really need to
consider studying. You can't afford to fail anymore, can you?"
"Oh
go on, side with her!" yelled Ron, his face reddening. "Why
doesn't anyone get it? Why the hell should we worry about those
bloody tests, when they don't begin until next year?"
Ron
walked away, probably for his detention with Snape.
"He
must be having a hard time," muttered Harry, giggling.
"He
sure does," added Hermione, giggling too.
"So, want to
go for a snack?" asked Harry, hearing the sound of hunger
emerging from his empty stomach.
"Now?" asked Hermione.
"Couldn't you wait till eight o'clock? We could have dinner
straight away."
"Well...no...I mean yes...oh...I don't
know...all I know is that I'm hungry, ok?" replied Harry,
uncertainly.
"Ok, don't bite my head off," said
Hermione, laughing. "Should we go to the kitchens?"
"Precisely,"
At those words, Harry and Hermione raced each other to the kitchens.
Harry was running so fast, and Hermione was running as fast as she
could. Harry imagined her as being an opponent on the opposing
Quidditch team; this was the thing that made him even jump eleven
steps on the stairs, then rolling on the ground, with the paint of
the fruit basket coming into his view.
"I win!" he
raised his fist high up in the air.
"Congratulations!"
said Hermione, catching her breath. "You know, I could've won
if I hadn't tripped over that rug." She pointed her index finger
to the rug on the fifth step from the floor; it was folded in a way
that made it seem so thick.
"Yeah, sure," Harry
giggled.
After that, Hermione tickled the pair on the painting.
It giggled for a moment, and then, a door handle appeared. Harry
pulled it down, and he found himself in the kitchens.
House-elves,
here and there, were so busy, cooking and preparing the dinner meal.
Little house-elves ran from one oven, to the other. On the other
side, two house-elves were helping each other to design a perfect
jelly, three feet tall. However, it was a mess, one of the
house-elves fell into it, very disgusted.
Then, suddenly, Harry
heard a very familiar voice he hadn't heard for over five months or
so, bouncing all over the place.
"Harry Potter sir! Harry
Potter sir! How nice it is for Dobby to see you!" it was Dobby,
a little over-excited house-elf that was freed by Harry from the
Malfoys', the family Dobby once belonged to.
"Dobby! How are
you?" asked Harry, his smile widening.
"Fine sir, Dobby
feels great. How are you, Miss?" Dobby turned his tennis
ball-like green eyes to Hermione, who was on her knees.
"I'm
fine Dobby," replied Hermione, "hey, listen, do you think
we could get a snack? If not, we'll come back later after dinner."
Harry looked her in the eyes, in disbelief.
"But of
course!" squeaked the happy Dobby. "What would Harry Potter
and his friend like?"
"Anything," answered Harry
quickly," just to fill up the space here." He was rubbing
his stomach.
"It is Dobby's pleasure!" Immediately,
Dobby ran over to bring some food.
"He's never upset, isn't
he?" asked Harry.
"Well, it's better for him not to,"
replied Hermione, standing up, gazing at the busy house-elves.
"I
wish poor Winky was like him though," proclaimed Harry, sadly.
"When is she ever going to change?"
"I don't know,"
answered Hermione, then interrupted by Dobby, who returned with two
plates in both of is trembling hands.
"Thanks Dobby, it's a
bit too much for a snack," commented Harry, taking the two
plates from the left hand, leaving Hermione to fetch the other two.
"Harry Potter and his friend is most welcome sir! Would sir
and miss like some Butterbeer?"
"Two Butterbeers
wouldn't do much harm," Harry nodded his head in agreement.
At
once, Dobby dashed away, to bring the Butterbeers. A few seconds
later, he returned, with one Butterbeer in each hand, the lids were
opened, and the foamy Butterbeer came out, staining the shiny floor.
"Oh Dobby, couldn't you at least walk? Why do you need to
run?" asked Harry, pointing his wand at the floor. "Scourgify!"
The floor was sparkling once again.
"Thank you sir! You could
have left it to Dobby! He is knowing how to clean the floor sir."
"Allow me," said Harry politely, as he pulled a chair to seat
Hermione on a table. She glanced at him fervently.
"Thanks
Harry," replied Hermione, smiling at him.
For half an
hour, Harry and Hermione enjoyed their little meal, that turned out
to be big.
"I'm full!" said Harry, stretching his hands
in the air.
"This is very tasty food they make,"
declared Hermione, taking a last sip of her foamy
Butterbeer.
Finally, the two were finished from eating.
"Goodbye!
Do visit us again sir and miss!" said Dobby, waving to the two,
as they waved back.
"Wow, now, I couldn't dare place another
bite in my mouth," muttered Harry, as he and Hermione climbed up
the stairs, heading to their common room.
Somebody has just found
them; he was looking awfully exhausted from running a long distance.
"There you are!" shouted a loud voice. It was
Ron.
"Hello Ron," said the two.
"I've been
looking for you all over the place. First, I checked the common room,
thinking that you headed me off. Then, I went to Snape's class, when
I thought you'd come look for me. After that, I went to the crammed
library; I thought..."
"Ron," said Hermione in
distraction, "we're here now. It's allright!"
"Right,"
mumbled Ron weakly, as the three of them found their way to the
common room.
"Harry! Hermione! Ron! Where've you
been?" came the shaking excited voice of Neville, as soon as the
door sprang open.
"Hi," answered Hermione right away.
"Harry and I were in the kitchens, having a snack, or more
likely, a full big meal. Ron was serving detention with Snape."
"I
see, " began Neville, sitting down on the armchair. "Listen,
guess what's on the notice board?"
"What?" asked
Harry, mystified.
"Hogsmeade trip, tomorrow!"
"Oh,
great!" shouted Ron. "We can go to Honeydukes and Zonko's
jokeshop then."
"Is that all you're worried about? Isn't
there something more significant?" asked Hermione, not even
noticing Ron's reaction. She sat down, by the fire, reading the Daily
Prophet, scanning an article about how the Ministry of Magic has been
happy ever since Dumbledore became Minister of Magic.
Meanwhile,
Harry and Ron enjoyed a little game of Gobstones, in which Harry won
luckily. The common room was beginning to become calmer than usual,
when students started going to bed. Harry, Hermione, and Ron had no
other choice but to sleep, because they needed their energy for
tomorrow.
"Goodnight," said Hermione to the two,
climbing up the stairs, and heading to the girls' dormitory.
"Night,"
replied Harry and Ron, their eyes half open, and filled with
sleep.
Finally, the sun of Saturday morning shone
behind the far horizon, sending its warm tickling rays to the
Gryffindor common room, lightning it up, and waking up the students.
"Come on Ron, get up!" Harry was desperate for Ron to
wake up; he turned out to be worse than Dudley while sleeping. The
blanket was on the floor, and his right leg was on the ground while
the left one was folded up. His mouth was slightly opened, revealing
only a little portion of the dark smelly inside.
"Ron!"
screamed Harry; Neville, Seamus, and Dean jumped out of their beds at
that scream.
"What?" At last, Ron awoke, still yawning
though. Unfortunately, he hit Harry, unintentionally of course, on
the nose with a strong closed fist.
"You idiot!" yelled
Harry in pain, then wiping off the blood from his bleeding nose.
Ron
got out of bed, and looked closely at Harry, his sight catching the
dry blood beneath his left nostril.
"Sorry, did I do
that?"
"No, Voldemort did it," replied Harry
sarcastically. Ron, as usual, flinched at the sound of the name,
which increased Harry's anger.
"Come on, Hogsmeade trip
today, we must get ready. The train leaves at eight thirty!"
claimed Harry.
Suddenly, Harry and Ron's conversation was
interrupted by a soft voice standing meters away.
"Good
morning! Get ready, meet you in the Great Hall for breakfast!"
it was Hermione, leaning against the door of the boys'
dormitory.
"What are you doing here? This is a boys'
dormitory!" said Ron, puzzled a bit, as he raised his
eyebrows.
"It doesn't matter why I am here. What matters is
that you'll be late if you don't hurry up. Besides, you've previously
known that wizards and withces of the old times thought that girls
were more trustworthy than boys, so, here I am," replied
Hermione, disappearing from the door of the dormitory.
Ron shook
his head, and then quickly got dressed up, joining Harry to the Great
Hall.
As always, the Great Hall was crammed with students on
the four house tables. The teachers were at the front, eating their
breakfast. Unluckily though, Professor Dumbledore wasn't there, due
to business with the Ministry of Magic.
"Eat quickly,"
instructed Hermione, as the trio sat down on a bench.
"What's
the matter with you?" started Ron, annoyed. "Is someone mad
with a stick right behind you, getting ready to hit?"
"Shut
up, Ron," muttered Hermione confidently, "and start eating.
You want to go to Hogsmeade today, don't you? Or would you rather
stay in the library researching Muckroots for Herbology?"
She
said that, knowing Ron's response.
"Yeah, but..."
"Will
you stop fighting?" asked Harry gently, as he spread some butter
on his French toast.
Twenty minutes later, the whole Great
Hall fell deep in conversation about Hogsmeade. The trio congregated
in the hall, in which Mr. Filch always stood, to check their
Hogsmeade forms. Nastily as always, he shot the students a dirty
disgusting disapproving look, as they went away.
Harry, Hermione,
and Ron finally got into the train, which was heading to Hogsmeade
right away. The driver waited till the last bit of students hopped
in, and then started moving the engine.
Harry was seated beside
Hermione, and in the opposite side, Ron, Neville, and Ginny.
"I'm
so keen to get to Hogsmeade," started Neville, "I need to
get a new plant from WaterLily, to add a bit of decoration to our
dormitory."
"Honestly Neville, are plants all you worry
about?" asked Ron, snorting.
"Ron, is food all you worry
about?" interrupted Hermione, shutting Ron up.
At
last, the snowy cold Hogsmeade came into sight. As the students
hopped off the train, Harry, Hermione, and Ron waved goodbye to
Neville and Ginny, which were joining their fellow Gryffindor sixth
and fifth years to Honeydukes.
The trio walked in the heavy snow,
glancing at the shops that were there since before they were born.
Harry set a look at the Hog's Head, catching a glimpse of Cho Chang,
the Ravenclaw seeker, with her gang of girls, drinking some coffee to
warm them up. He also saw Draco Malfoy, along with Crabbe and Goyle
at The Three Broomsticks. Ron saw a bunch of third and fourth years
falling on the ground, laughing as hard as they could, after a joke
they saw at Zonko's Joke Shop. Then, Hermione set her eyes on a small
golden colored shop she'd never seen before. Some red smoke was
coming out of the small chimney on the roof, and there were pictures
of two red headed boys she was sure she has seen before, dancing on
the corners of a banner hanged on top of the entrance door.
"Harry!
Ron!" she said, turning their attention to her. "Look!"
Harry
and Ron moved forward a bit, to set a closer look on the shop.
"The
Golden Wheezer Joke Shop," read Harry. The words were written in
bright green, to stand out, having a golden background.
"Let's
go see what they've got over there," commented Ron, and at once,
the trio walked over to the shop.
They rubbed their heavy boots
over the snowy carpet, and pushed the door open. The smell of joking
and humor came into their lungs. At once, dozens of joke materials
came into view. Pots, sweets, chocolates, hats, papers, candies, and
lots of other unknown stuff. The three heard somebody's footsteps
walking down the stairs in a hurry, to check who stepped into their
shop.
Clunk, clunk, clunk...
Harry, Hermione, and Ron's eyes
almost popped out when they who it was. They had their jaws wide
open.
"Blimey! George come here!" It was Fred Weasley,
who previously left Hogwarts joining his twin brother for some
jokeshop business they planned a long time ago, ever since Harry gave
them his Tournament winnings at the end of fourth year. They
succeeded in achieving their mighty goal.
"Fred! George!"
screamed Ron, as he saw the twin brothers that he hasn't seen for
over four months. They kept their own business secret; they never
mailed their family in the Burrow or Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place
during summer.
"Easy, brother, or you'll squeeze us to
death," claimed George painful; he winced as Ron hugged him and
Fred.
"Wow!" started Harry, amazed. "Nice shop
you've got here!"
"If it hadn't been for your tournament
winnings, which were one thousand brilliant blessed galleons, we
couldn't have done it!" said Fred, smiling.
"When did
you start building this place?" asked Hermione, so happy with
the gleaming jokeshop.
"Remember last year when we jumped
onto our brooms, and flew away from Hogwarts, escaping Umbridge?"
asked George.
"Yes," answered the three.
"Well,
Fred suggested returning to Grimmauld Place, to visit Mom,"
"However, my tricky twin brother preferred going to
Hogsmeade, to meet some workers that would construct our shop just as
we wanted it to be," continued on Fred.
"Indeed, we
arrived here, and straight away went looking for workers," added
George.
"We stayed in the Hog's Head all the time, of course
after summoning our belongings from Hogwarts, which turned out to be
torn. You see, we think that Umbridge wanted some revenge," said
Fred, laughing.
"But don't worry," George went on, "
we sent her a few dungbombs the following evening. Probably, that's
why she escaped from the hospital wing the following night as we were
told in a letter. I bet Peeves gave her hell from us, didn't he?"
"More than you ever imagined," answered Ron,
remembering the humorous Peeves.
"Oh, we missed you so much.
We lost the joking spirit of Fred and George Weasley at Hogwarts, so
it became a bit boring without you," claimed Hermione.
"Thank
you, we missed you ladies too!" said George.
Harry's eyes
caught something near him, which seemed weird.
"What's that?"
he asked, mystified, pointing at the unknown object.
It was a
lollypop, with a pinkish color, and some thread coming out of the
middle of the top.
"Oh, that!" said Fred, giving George
a wink. "It's Cockroach Legs. Try it, it's on the house this
time!"
"Ok," replied Harry, reluctantly. He wasn't
sure that he has made a right decision to eat that weird lollypop. He
grabbed it slowly, and placed it in his dry mouth. He started chewing
it, just like chewing-gum. For moments nothing happened. Then,
without warning, the threads that came out of the middle starting
moving in his mouth, tickling the inside. He started laughing like a
maniac when the threads kept tickling his gum, and tongue. Ron,
Hermione, Fred, and George were laughing at him too, watching him
pathetically trying to get the lollypop out of his mouth. However, he
didn't manage to pull it out, but instead, it pulled itself through
Harry's throat. Oops! He swallowed it!
"Now it'll tickle your
whole stomach!" George went on.
"Just joking, mate,"
apologized Fred. By that, Harry was relieved. For the remainder of
trip, they sat down with the two crazy jokers asking them about their
new inventions. They invented quite a few things. The Frogcontrol, a
candy shaped like a frog, when eaten, makes the person hop all over
the place like a frog. The Shrinking orange juice, a fluid that when
drunk, makes the person shrink to the size of an orange. A new
version of Fever Fudge, and the vanishing hat, and lots more of their
brilliant creation.
"Your business is no doubt reaching the
top. Have you had any visitors yet?" asked Ron.
Fred and
George laughed at that.
"More than we ever dreamed of,"
answered Fred. Then, he got out of his seat, opening the cash
register. Ron took a look inside, not believing how much gold was
stored in there. He let out a soft sigh, and then turned to look at
Harry and Hermione, raising his eyebrows.
"That's right,
little bro, twelve thousand knuts, five hundred sickles, and one
thousand four hundred an seventy two galleons, " commented Fred,
grinning.
"Whoa!" shouted Harry and Hermione
together.
Fred and George must have been geniuses to create these
wonderful amazing joking materials.
It was time for the trio to
leave, after they checked their watches.
"Bye!" said the
three, waving at the two twins.
"See you next Hogsmeade
trip!" shouted Fred and George.
At those words, the door was
opened, and the three left the Golden Wheezer Joke Shop.
"Very
thrilling, how they got to do all of this!" said Hermione.
"I'd
never thought they would actually succeed!" continued Ron.
"I
know," started Harry, "it was very exciting."
Several
minutes later, the three congregated around the train, getting ready
to return to Hogwarts.
They had such a nice time.
