Digi Harpy: Since I want to finish Vampire Takuya two, and my cousin wants to read all of this, I'm going to have to update very fast. So here's the next chapter, enjoy.

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Exchange Student Chapter 5:

We're Going Shopping!

School, one of the world's most know instrument of torture. Five days a week, four weeks a month, for nine months a year students are forced into this house of labor. It was a universal fact that no child enjoyed this place, well almost no child. But the fact is, this place was a murder house! It way killing the joy of children and preteens everywhere! Especially one Kimberly Kambara, who now has, after a few schedule changes, her cousin Takuya going in the same classes as her. It was hard enough Koji was in her classes, but her cuosin! The one person who could possibly make this worse! She wanted to kill him now more than ever since he started telling the jocks, and cool people about her embarassing childhood, like stepping in dog poo or wearing a skirt to school and having the wind blow it straight up. Sure she had some good dirt on him, like how he became clostiphobic after he fell into a casket and it closed on him...with the dead guy still in it too. Or his first day of schoool and he wet his pants just by looking at the building. Ah good time, good times, she thought. But for some odd reason, she just couldn't tell anyone, cept her friends.

Sevaral minutes after restraning from attempting murder, the teacher came in. "Class, I have some good new..."

"Schools cancled for the rest of the year?" a random student asked.

"I wish," remarked the teacher, "The school has decided on a dance. It'll be held in three fridays from now. It'll be the last school event for the exchange students since they will be leaving the monday after." the students erupted into a fit of chatter. They were either talking about how awsome this'll be, what they were going to wear or who they were going to take. Kim didn't really care for dances that much. Steph, Alex, Joahn, and her just go for the fun of it. Some times Steph, Joahn, or Alex would bring their boyfriend with them. It really didn't matter, if Koji or Takuya were going, Kim was going to stay clear away from them by simply not going.

At lunch, Kim and the other girls were talking about the dance. Steph was talking about her newyest boyfriend, "the one" as she called him. Alex told her to stop with the boyfriend nonsense. They others just dismisted it, knowing the girl was upset that her "Henry-poo" wasn't here for the dance.

"Ok," Joahn started, "we've got to go shopping today."

"Why?" Alex asked.

"So we can go and get some new clouthes for the dance, duh." Steph remarked. Alex grouned. She wasn't one to get new clouthes for most occasions, she normally just slap on one of her frequently used clouthes and she was done.

"Oh I can't wait to buy some dresses," Joahn said, "I'm sure Kim and Koji would look nice in a dress and tux." Joahn's remark made the Kim in question spit out her milk on Alex's pizza.

"What?"

"Hey my pizza! Nooooo!" Alex cried dramaticly.

"Well I just thought you'd like wearing a dress."

"Only when it's prom. Does this look like a prom dance?" Kim asked, she wasn't one to wear any type of dress unless forced to. She said they made her look too girly. She was a tomboy and proud of it too.

"No but I'm just saying," Joahn said. The girl noticed Alexis crying over the lose of her pizza and slapped her own forehead in shame. "Alexis Halliwell it's just a pizza! Deal with it!"

"But it was my pizza." the blonde said in a low babish tone.

"Aaaany ways, why don't we just go to the mall and see what we can buy? I mean you don't nessearily need to get a dress. Just see what you'd like. Deal?" Steph asked. The other three agreed and the changed the topic. "So do you think that guy over there has a six pack?"

"Steph!"

"What?"

/Kim's House/

Kim was trying to get ready to go to the mall. She did the usual stuff, put on some new cloths, grab her wallet, fix her favorite bandanna, and check her hair. Just as she was about to go, Takuya stood in the way. "Where are you going?" he asked.

"I don't have to tell you," Kim told him as she put on her shoes.

"True, but that doesn't stop me now does it?" Takuya said as he stood in her way.

"Fine, I'm going to the mall with the girls ok?"

"For?"

"Who are you my father?"

"No, but I am older."

"By two months! Besides, it's not like it matters, we're the same age right now. Not to mention I can judo toss your ass across the room Charlie's Angels style anytime I want. Now If you don't mind, I'm going to the mall to have a nice time with my friends," Kim told him as she shoved him out of the way and sprinted off to the mall.

"Well, we'll see about that," Takuya muttered with a devilish grin.

/Mall of Discover/

"Takuya, I don't think this is a good idea."

"Oh come on Koji, it'll be fun."

"How is watching a couple of girls go shopping fun?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...um...you'll see." After getting the cold shoulder from Kim, Takuya decided to get Koji to come with him to the mall and spy on the girls. His basic idea for them, to just make it up as he goes like he did in the digital world. At the moment, Takuya and Koji were in the food court several tables away from where the girls were sitting. In order for his "job" to work, he didn't need any of them to see him. However, there was one thing Takuya didn't expect. Alexis seeing his goggles and telling Kim they were being spied on.

"I can't believe that jerk," Kim whispered, "When I get my hands on him, I'm stuffing him in the nearest closet!"

"What will that do?" Steph asked.

"He's closterphobic."

"He's afraid of closed spaces?"

"Yeah, ever since we were playing near an open casket and he fell in and it closed shut...when I sat on it."

"Please, that's not that bad." Joahn remarked.

"Did I mention we were eight years old and there was a dead body in it too?"

"Yikes," Kim three friends uttered at the same time. Kim then got a wicked idea.

"If they're going spy on us, lets give them something to spy on." Kim suggested. Her friends laughed and agreed. The girls got up from their seats and headed to a store. After Alex ran back to get her chili cheese dog and scraff it down like a shark. And after she ran back to get her shushie.

"Hmmm, shushi!" she said with glee. The blonde then ran back to her friends...after getting a bag of chips.

"Damn where does that girl put it all?" Koji asked.

"Beats on, they're on the move, time to start mission impossible," Takuya signaled.

"You need to stop watching those James Bond movies," Koji remarked.

The first stop the girls took the boys was Manhaten. Each girl looked around to see if there was anything worth buying, completely ignoring the two boys who had followed them. Takuya was acting like he was in one of those action spy movies and would roll from one row of cloths to another. Koji just stayed hidden, shaking his head in shame. He just watched as the girls went into the dressing rooms to try on some cloths and Takuya rolled to another stack of cloths, only to pump into a lady and go crashing into a pile of army pants. "Uh-oh." Koji knew what would happen next and calmly, and quickly, walked out of the store. Takuya rubbed his sore head as he got up.

"Damn that smarts." then he felt a tap on his shoulder. The boy turned around to find the lady he had pumped into. "Um...hi."

BAM!

Next of was one of Alex's personal favorites. The toy store. "Why would they go in there?" Koji asked his friend.

"Who cares. It's about time one of those chicks had a good idea." Takuya said as he walked in. Koji followed.

"Ok, so we're here why?" Steph asked, not really a toy store person.

"I have to buy a gift for my nephew," Alex told them, looking at a row of Power Ranger toys, "He's brithday's next week and I want to get him something nice."

"Why don't you get him a PlayBoy magazine? I know lots of boys his age like stuff like that."

"He's turning six years old!"

"I know, but they still like stuff like that."

As the girls looked for something a six year old might like, Takuya was found messing around with a plastic Light Saber and a Darft Vaber mask that said, "Try me"

"Hey Koji, guess who I am," the boy asked as he took two Light Sabers and starts hitting and poking the Darft Vader mask.

"Um...an idiot with two plastic toys?"

"Ah come on, where's your sense of humor?" the goggle head asked, poking his friend with one of the sabers.

"OW! You poked me in the eye!"

"Hey Kim did you hear something?" came Alex's voice from around the corner.

"Shit, here they come!" Takuya grabbed his friend by the collor and they took cover. Kim and Alex came walking by the corner and Kim caught site of Koji bandana sticky out of a pile of toys. The girl ignored it and walked on with her friend, saying nothing. When the coast was clearKoji and Takuya came walking from another aile and Koji took his bandana. "Think they saw us?"

"I have no clue," Koji said, fixing his bandana. The two boys got out of the toy store, just in time to see the girls walking off.

"Alright, onward march!" Takuya, exclaimed, walking like a colonel. Koji shoke his head in shame.

"Why? Why god why must I be paired up with this goofball!"

The next stop the girls went to was a place of comfort and a lots of cotton made objects.

"Victoria's Secret!" Koji exclaimed. "Hell no! I'm not going to be caught dead in there Takuya! Takuya? Hey, where'd you..." Koji saw Takuya walking around the store like it was a wall-mart. A sweatdrop formed on his head as Koji watched his friend browse around like a prevert. Koji simply stayed out of the store, held up his hand and brought down his fingers as the seconds went by. "Five, fou, three, two, one." On cue, there were several loud screams erupting from the store. Koji stepped out of view and watched as Takuya was chased out of the store by angry teenage girls. Koji tried to supress his laughter, but had a very hard time trying to. However, he did manage to hear a group laughing like mad.

"I...I...I can't breathe! Hahahahaha! Oh my god did you see that!" Alexis managed to asked through her laughter.

"See Kim! I told you he wouldn't be able to resist!" Steph laughed.

"I can't believe he walked into the dressing room!" Joahn. "I feel so bad for those girls!"

"I feel worse for Takuya!" Kim laughed. Tears were falling down her eyes from laughing so much, it looked like she was crying from pain. "I don't he'd be able to walk straight for a week!"

"I never thought a cheerleader would know how to pull a Full Melsen!" Alex said, watching Takuya get pummeled by the girls who had chased him out of the store.

"I can't believe those girls chased him out of the store without paying for their clouths." a voice said from the floor. The four girls turned and looked behind a potted plant to find Koji laughing so hard he had tears. The black haired boy then noticed the girls giving him hard glares. "What? You know it was funny."

"Yeah it was." Alex said laughing so loud that people, including her friend, gave her odd looks. "What?"

"So how long did you know we were following you?" Koji asked.

"The minute Takuya pasted Alex when he entered the food court." Kim replied.

"Yeah, it's a good thing Alexis here likes to get to the food court first." Joakn said, patting her friend on the back.

"What so I'm hungry all the time. Big deal!"

"Come on, we better help Takuya before he gets turned into pudding." Steph said, watching the japanese boy get beat up by cheerleaders. She had a hard time trying not to laugh when Takuya pleaded for help in english with a horrible accent. "Ehlp. Ehlp." she mocked from afair, laughing at the accent she made.

"I got it." Kim said going over to the cheerleaders and talking to the head of the team. Explaining Takuya was Japanese and he thought it was the bathroom. Kim then went on explaining how stupid her cousin was and the cheerleaders let the poor boy go. Kim then waslked over to the hers, dragging Takuya by the collor like a doll.

"I guess it's time for us to go." Kim said, taking the bag of clouths she bought in her free hand while she dragged the unconsciouse Takuya in the other. As Kim was going, Koji ran up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. "Yeah?"

"Hey Kim...you know the fair's here right?"

"Yeah. It comes once every two months and stays for like two weeks. Why?"

"Well I was wondering. Would you like to go with me tonight? I mean not as a date, just to hang out or something." he asked.

"Um...yeah. I mean it's not a date so it can't be that bad. See later then?"

"Alright. See yeah." Koji said as he walked off. Kim turned back around and when Koji was out of sight. She waved her arms in the air, after dropping Takuya to the floor, and jumped around going, "Woo Who!"

Koji, once Kim was out of sight, did the same thing, but added a moon walk and headed for the nearest exit.

Digi Harpy: There. After being brain dead. I've managed to finish Exchange Student chapter five. Now I wonder how Kim's and Koji's little non-date going to turn out. I've got the chapters on my internetless laptop, and after I finish retyping it, I'll post it up. Stay tone for the songfic date between your favortie coupling, Kokim!