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Chapter 2

Vegeta sighed in relief as Kakarot lead him into Raditz's old room. There was an uncomfortable looking bed with plaid red green and black sheets on it. To the left of the bed was a wooden dresser and at the foot of it was a wooden chest. The walls were painted white and there were sports posters all over the walls. "Well it's better than sleeping in a room with you."

"And why's that? I wanted to bunk with ya!"

Vegeta rolled his eyes. "You're such a stupid little kid. You're way too immature to hang around a mature, smart, and..." Vegeta stopped in the middle of his sentence when his cousin started laughing. "And what's so funny freak?"

"Pa and ma said you'd be like cuze you a rich boy from the city."

He grunted. "Never mind you Kakarot! I just can't wait till Thanksgiving so I can get out of this Hell hole!"

Goku's mother came from behind them and smiled. "You two getting along?"

Goku shook his head. "He's act'n just like ya said ma."

She played with her son's hair. "It's time to eat."

Goku's eyes lit up. "Great! Come on cousin Geta, you'll love my mama's cook'n! She's the best cook this side of Oklahoma!" Goku ran out of the room and down the stairs.

Vegeta rethought how he got himself into this situation and realized that this punishment was unreasonable. "Aunt Tannipu, I know you love uncle Bardock, but I don't understand how you could leave your previous life and come here."

She shrugged her shoulders. "One day you'll understand that kind of love that two people have for each other that could change their lives for the better." She smiled. "Now come and eat."


Vegeta knew he ate a lot, but he had never seen anyone eat as much as his cousin and his family. Vegeta at first couldn't believe how much food his aunt had made, but once they started eating, he could understand. Two plates worth of food and his uncle looked concern.

"You barely touched yer food boy. Somethin the matter?"

Vegeta shook his head. "Uh...no. Nothing's wrong, I just ate today, so I'm not...starving or anything."

Tannipu hit Bardock in the arm. "Don't call him boy, he's a young man. Besides, he doesn't work out on the farm like you and Goku do, so it'll take a while for him to adjust to a lot of things, and I bet he'll probably out eat you."

Vegeta turned away and said under his breath "I bet not."


Vegeta lied in bed trying to go to sleep, but he never went to bed a 9:00pm. He'd usually go to bed around 11pm. He just starred the plain and boring ceiling, and thought about his new plain and boring life. There were nosounds of cars going up and down the roads, there were no sounds ofmusic,or television. There was only the sounds ofcrickets from outside, that was going to drive Vegeta nuts for the rest of his time there. 'I am now officially in the Twilight Zone.'

"Wake up Geta!" Goku ran and jumped on the bed, waking Vegeta up.

"Get the Hell off of me you stupid kid!" Vegeta kicked him off the bed forcefully and placed his head under his pillow. 'That dumb kid!'

Goku took his pillow away. "You ain't supposed ta swear! Ya only say Hell when ya talk about the place. If ya swear, pa will take a switch to yer hide!"

Vegeta looked at the alarm clock on the floor and realized what time it was. "It's 5am! Leave me alone!"

"Don't ya get up this early?"

"Not in the freak'n summer! I'm not going to do work this time of the day."

"Well we're run'n late. Breakfast is being cooked and we gotta get dressed. Now come on cousin Geta!"

Vegeta grunted at the name and picked up his pillow. "I told you not to call me that!" He hit Goku so hard that he flew to the ground and the pillow busted and it's feathers spilled across the room.

"Eh!" Yelled Bardock. "You two quit playing around or I'm gonna have ta punish ya!"

Kakarot gulped and nodded his head, although he had a crick in his neck. "Yessir."

"Now hurry up."

Vegeta was surprised by the fact that his uncle was already dressed and ready for work. "What does he have to do this early in the morning?"

"Lot's of stuff, like us. We should hurry. I don't want ta make pa mad." Goku rushed out of the room to get dressed in fear of making his father angry at him.


Vegeta was stuffed from breakfast and wanted to lie down for a while, but he was already in his uncle's truck on the way to work for the Briefs. As he approached the property, Vegeta shook his head as he begun to think about the girl that Goku wanted to show him.

'Blonde hair, light blue eyes, fat, insanely huge breast, bucked teeth, and probably wearing something she has no business wearing at all. Yeah, that's the ugly girl that I have to see for my period in Hell.'

"Hey!" A beautiful girl with blue hair and blue eyes came to the car as it parked. She was wearing blue jean daisy dukes and a white jean top that showed some cleavage and sleeveless.

Vegeta got out of the car and cocked an eyebrow. "And who would you be?"

She smiled and eyed him up and down. "I heard a city boy was come'n. You must be him."

Vegeta was some what annoyed by another country accent, but she sounded very sexy. 'She's not the average farm girl.' "Do you have a name, or do you just go around acting like you're the boss."

"I am the boss city boy and I would happen to be Bulma Briefs." She crossed her arms. "Come here and I'll show you how to work this farm."

He cocked an eyebrow. 'Well, Satan certainly is attractive.' He followed Bulma and Goku followed them. "So, what's on the 'to do' list?"

"Well, since you're not actually hired, you'll just be splitting Goku's chores."

"Which are?"

"Milking the cows, feeding the chickens, taking care of the horses, the coop needs fixing-"

"Wait a second! The chicken coop being fixed sounds like a man's work, but what about milking the cows and feeding the chickens? What exactly do you do?"

She cocked an eyebrow. "I do whatever I feel like, and if you don't do what I say, you and yer cousin ain't get'n paid, so I'd just shut up and do the job if I were you."

"Hey Bulma!"

She heard a voice of a young man and smiled sexily at Vegeta. "Now sugar, I'll just catch ya later." She blew him a kiss and walked away, swaying her hips back and forth.

"So she's the farmer's daughter?" asked Vegeta interested.

"Yep. Dhat's my friend Bulma Briefs. She's bossy and has quite and attitude, but she can be real nice...every eclipse or something else that happens very rare."

"So what does she do all day?"

"Nuthin but hang with her friends. She's with her boyfriend Yamcha a lot."

Vegeta scowled. "Boyfriend huh?"

"Yep. They just hang out and do whatever. I get to go with her sometimes to be with her and her friends, but that's only if her chores are done."

"And if they're not?"

"Then I'm still work'n."

Vegeta looked at him with unbelief, while Goku was smiling like a natural fool. "So she's bossing you around and treating you like her slave?"

"Aw shucks no cousin Geta! I don't do everything she say!"

Bulma yelled from a distance, signaling her hands for Goku to come to her. "Come here Goku!"

Goku kicked his foot in the dirt and wouldn't look at Vegeta. "I'll be back. I just wanna see what she want."

Vegeta rolled his eyes as he ran off. 'I'm not going to let her use him like that.' He smirked. 'If he's going to work for anyone, it'll be me.'

"You better get ta work." said Bardock from behind Vegeta.

"Uh…I'll be right on it." Vegeta wasn't intimidated, but still felt a little odd around his uncle. He felt like he should feel superior, but in this domain, Bardock was the emperor. Vegeta had no idea what he was doing, but Bardock had grown up on a farm his whole entire life. If anyone knew anything, it was him.

"Help me with this chicken coop." Bardock had some tools in his hand and an excited look on his face. "Fix'n things can be quite enjoyable."

"Whatever you say." 'He's insane.' Vegeta kept a smile on his face, not wanting to look suspicious and his uncle ask him what he was really thinking. Avoiding an argument with him would be the best thing to do.

Vegeta looked towards where Goku, Bulma, and a young man were and grunted. 'Bulma, you're gonna get your mitts off my cousin. I'll see to that. If anyone gets to boss him around, it's me."

To be continued...

A/N: Sounds like there's gonna be some conflict ahead. Oh, and how will Vegeta's first day on the farm turn out? You'll just have to wait and see! Review!