Remember: I don't own Digimon. I just own the original characters. Oh, I'm so poor, that I don't even own the "Don't call me that!" line! That's owned by Digital Skitty and Shin-Tari. Much love to them. Oh yeah, I'm going to be using their Japanese names from now on. (Although there's really no difference with Taichi and Hikari's. Oo;) Nyargh. I'm sorry for the longness! My muses decided to turn off the Taito for now...But now! I am back! Tee hee. I hope you'll still read and review this.
Note: Yes, they are older then the TV series. :3
Fan Letters
Yamachi Fluff!
By: LilyChan
Chapter 7
Snoring Angels Gone Wild!
Genres: Comedy/Romance
Rating: PG-13 -- Language, MILD Nudity, Possible OOCness. -nukes the pervy people-
Summary: Taichi is but a fanboy of a certain musician and can't seem to get his attention by only being his friend. But one day, while surfing the web, he spots an opportunity to contact him. Will he take that chance?
The brunet woke up quite rapidly. "It had better be good..." he muttered as he forced his body to get up. The problem wasn't the fact he didn't have any energy. It was simply because he was perfectly warm and comfortable. However, it took some time before he realized his current position. Yamato and Taichi were both on their sides, facing each other, with arms keeping them close to each other. If it wasn't for the fact that his sister was the one waking him up, he'd be staring at the blond next to him. God, Yamato looked so beautiful. Apparently someone had either left the curtains opened or Hikari had opened them, probably hoping that the sun's rays would wake up her stubborn brother.
Yamato's golden blond hair shone, making it seem that he had a glow or a halo about him. Heh, Taichi smirked at the thought. He had always thought Yamato was an angel. Not only he had to put up with the shit Yamato went through, but with the Digital World as well. And that plunder with Sora. Taichi shuddered involuntarily. "Ugh, why did I have to bring that up again?" he thought as he closed his eyes – blocking out whatever memory crept into his brain. But the image of Yamato with a halo and gorgeous wings were still burning in his mind. Not that he minded or anything – it was quite a beautiful sight.
"Taichi! Get up! Don't you want your breakfast?" shouted Hikari. Taichi cursed her under his breath. Nothing should wake up Yamato, and Taichi wanted to be with him – to stay in that position. But he couldn't. He should be concentrating on that essay. Reluctantly, he lifted the blond's arm and placed on his hip or around that area. He started to roll off, but he landed with a loud "THUD!" when he did. Thankfully it didn't disturb the other boy from his slumber. However, Taichi had landed on his butt and it kinda hurt. He got up, winced a bit, and rubbed the sore area.
He walked towards the dining area with the smell of waffles. Koushirou was already halfway done with it – even though he looked kind of green. Tai looked at the waffles that were already on the table and winced yet again. The table was pretty big to be in an apartment, but they made it fit somehow with room to spare. There was a lovely tablecloth that looked quite old. There was a centerpiece on the middle of it and it accented the old tablecloth. Hikari was eating her plate of waffles, but they didn't seem to make her sick, or worse then she already is.
"Mom, when is your health phase over? You do know I miss your chocolate chip waffles." Taichi pouted. His mother was wearing her pink long sleeved shirt with khaki pants ("She must be on her day off.") and her pink slippers. Her hair was in a loose ponytail with a pink hair tie. She had turned around to face her son and smiled. "Oh Tai. I'm never going to stop with it until you move out of the house!" she chirped. She then turned around and started to cry.
"My babies are growing up so fast!" as she wiped her tears on her sleeve. Of course Taichi sighed. "Not that fast, geez. You make it sound like I'm getting married or somethin'!" He smiled slightly at that thought but that's going to be a while. Koshirou was watching the two because, let's face it. His mother's food sucked. It tasted awful and sometimes Koushirou wondered what the heck she was feeding Taichi and Hikari!
But Koushirou wasn't a fool, unlike the brunet telling his mother to get over it. He quietly looked around the apartment as Hikari...well, played with her food. She waited until her mother was tired of the kitchen and decided to go shopping with her friends – like she usually does whenever she had a day off.
The red-head turned his gaze to the blond that had shifted positions. If Taichi could sleep through anything then Yamato is upping him by a few points, especially when Taichi and his mother were yelling quite loudly. Then he heard a strange noise coming from Yamato.
W-was that a snort?
Oh it wasn't a snort. It was just him snoring.
Apparently Koshirou wasn't the only one who had heard it for the two finally stopped arguing. Even Hikari had noticed since she turned towards the obscure noise. Then Koushirou felt something. A plot. Sure enough, he had turned around and Taichi had ran off to Hikari's room to get her video camera.
As he was getting the camera, Koshirou was praying to the gods that Yamato would kill him in the process of killing Taichi. Taichi came back with the camera and Hikari was snickering into her hand, of course coughing and sneezing in between, because, the Yagami siblings know each other way too well to the point where it's creepy.
Tai grabbed Koushirou's collar and gave him the camera. Koushirou was already whimpering, fearing that his life would soon end because Taichi was stupid and quite forgetful about the blond's wrath. Taichi acted like he was that crazy Australian on the television and tip-toped towards the blond. He then motioned Koushirou to get closer to to him, even though Koushirou was preparing himself for the exercise. For once, he's glad that their gym teacher made them do 40 laps because he was going to need it.
Taichi kept motioning the camera closer and closer until the camera was literally up his nose. Needless to say, Koshirou was trying his best to keep his breakfast and snacks. But he didn't want to just drop the camera on the blond. He'd wake up! Of course Taichi was snickering his ass off at poor Koushirou's demise...
Then he heard a halting snore. Koshirou took this opportunity to move away. Far away. He gave the camera out of fright and ran behind Mrs. Yagami, was also laughing her ass off. Again, Koushirou felt like he was the only sane one in the room at the moment...But Mrs. Yagami moved and he was in blank point.
He was visibly shivering as Yamato was stretching and yawning, quite loudly. Taichi motioned Koushirou over to where he was, because now was a good time for him to notice his absence. He slowly went back to Taichi and took the camera. Again, the poor boy was shivering because he didn't want to die young. He wanted to grow up, discover a lot of breakthroughs that'll benefit mankind and Digimon alike, and start a family! He didn't want to die due to Taichi's stupidity!
They had backed up and Taichi looked like he was going to pounce. By now, Koshirou was practically crying for forgiveness at this point for anything in his life that he did that was sinful and evil. Then Tai jumped on the blond.
"HEY! YAGAMI! GET YOUR ASS OFF OF ME!"
Koshirou dropped the camera and bolted to Taichi's room and burrowed himself under the messed up covers (it was amazing that he got to the bed alive as it is, much less hiding under the covers). Mrs. Yagami and Hikari were laughing so hard that they were leaning on each other for support. Taichi got the blond in a headlock and was currently rubbing his head.
The camera Koshirou had dropped luckily didn't break. In fact, it was still recording the two.
"Taichi...If you value your life, you would STOP MESSING UP MY HAIR!" cried out the blond. Taichi had noticed a small blush on his face, but disregarded as embarrassment. And he has it on camera. He has his precious blond not only sleeping, and snoring...but he has him in a headlock and he was blushing! Life just couldn't get better!
"Yeah yeah yeah. You keep telling ya self that, Yama-chan!"
However Yamato bit the brunet in order to save himself and to prove a point.
"OW! I didn't realize you had can use those teeth without breaking!" he quipped as he rubbed the bite.
"Shows what you know. Oh wait. That's an overstatement." Yamato smiled snarly.
"Hah as if!" Taichi said, not really noticing that he and the blond were finally alone. The two "cackling hens" had resumed with their lives as if nothing happened and treated the two arguments as if it's everyday. Which it practically was.
"What do you mean, Yagami?"
"I recorded it! Your beautiful snoring and the headlock!"
"I don't see the camera, idiot."
Taichi pointed to it and then he picked it up.
"Say cheese, Yama-chan!" with the most cheeky grin he could muster.
"YA-GA-MI. YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DON'T TURN IT OFF!" as Yamato tried to get the camera lens away from him and trying to get to Taichi.
"Ooh Yama-chan! Take off your shirt for the ladies!"
"SHUT UP! YOU ARE SUCH A PIG!"
"Oink oink, baby!"
"Ugh. I hate you and your stupid camera, Yagami."
"That's not what you said last night!"
"GRR!"
This time the blond pounced on the boy and the camera and started to choke him. Of course, Taichi was struggling to get the infuriated blond off of him. It was a good hour before that task was completed...
Both boys were panting from the exercise and the wake-up call when Yamato noticed the lack of a red head. "Where's Koushirou?"
"Huh? Oh he's probably in my bed or something."
Yamato arched an eyebrow.
"Why is he in your bed?"
"Probably because of my mom's cooking. You know how awful it is..."
Yamato nodded slowly. Trying not think of his...dream and images that's now reaching his head...But seeing how he needed to get out of the apartment before he did something drastic and before Nikki starts freaking out again, he started to gather his things.
"Well, I gotta go. You know how Nikki is and her freak outs." he said, trying to have a good attitude.
"Aw! Nikki really gotta let you have like a week off or somethin'." Taichi pouted as he tossed a piece of trash Yamato's way.
"Well, you have Koushirou to keep you company." Yamato said, trying to keep the bitterness out of his voice and hoping the brunet would get it.
Apparently not.
"Well yeah. And then I get to see you at school...I guess I'll see you later then! I'm sure Koushirou needs my assistance." as he got up and walked towards his room.
"Yeah. I'm..sure you do." Yamato said to no one in particular. Maybe Taichi didn't like him like what his dream showed. They did say that believe half of what you hear, and never what you see.
This is one of those times.
Ending Notes: Bwahaha. I know. ; In any case...this fanfic is going on for three more chapters and then I'll write a simple one-shot. It should be done by the time chapter ten is finished. And when it is, I'll post a link at the end of chapter ten. It's going to be smutty so that's why I want to do it that way. XD
In any case. I hope you like this installment. And those people who are all "OMG MISTAKE!" don't worry. XD I plan to get this all edited and re-posted after it's finished. I have to hunt for a good beta for the Taito/Yamachi spectrum. If you want to be a beta, please say it in your review. I'm going to a very special person for the one-shot though. ;) Anyway, please review! I'll try to get the next few chapters out done.