Sorry for the wait. I've had lots to do. I've been trying to finish this video game and it's almost done! Anyway, let's continue!

Chapter 5

I don't own DBZ

"So where are you two going?" asked Tannipu as she started taking things out of the refrigerator in preparation for dinner. "It won't take that long to finish dinner."

"Ah let em go Tan. They're grown boys. They can handle themselves with Miss Bulma for a little while."

Vegeta cocked an eyebrow and looked at his cousin. "Tan?"

Goku shrugged his shoulders. "That' what he calls her sometimes for short. Only when he's in a real playful mood."

"Oh." said Vegeta. 'Playful mood right? I know why he's letting us get out of this Hell hole.' Thought Vegeta.

"Get." said Bardock with a smile.

"Yessir." said Goku as he walked out of the kitchen. Vegeta turned around to see Bardock kiss his aunt on the neck. Vegeta rolled his eyes and said "Come on Kakarot. She's outside waiting."

"Actually, I'm inside," she said while taking a seat on the couch. "I'm ready. Let's get started."

Vegeta crossed his arms. "And where are we going exactly?"

"Does it matter? If you don't go then all of the boys will think yer yella and then you'll be the laughing stock of school when you start tomorrow."

"How'd you know about that?"

"Ain't it obvious?" She smirked devilishly making sure she had all of Vegeta's attention. "I know everything around here. You may be a big shot in the city, but here I am the queen."

"Oh yeah. You're the queen all right. The queen of b-"

Goku reached up and covered Vegeta's mouth. "Daddy don't like cuss'n. If you do, he gonna punish ya and you'll ruin his good mood and you can practically get anything out of him when he's in a mood like this."

Vegeta thought his cousin was a real fool for not being able to understand his uncle's mood. "Are your parents planning on having another child?" 'If they don't want another one, then Bardock sure isn't thinking straight.'

"It sure would be nice, but ma said we don't got that kind of money for a baby...least that's what pa said."

"They try'n ta get they own farm" said Bulma. "They use'n every nickel and dime they got. Not everyone is rich like you." She grabbed Vegeta's arm. "Now let's go." The three of them walked out of the living room and out of the house. "Now yer gonna love what I got ta show ya. I just hope you can handle it" she said while getting into her truck.

Vegeta pushed Goku in front of him. "What was that for Geta?"

Vegeta smacked Goku upside the head hard. "What did I tell you about that name? Now get in. I'm not sitting in the middle."

"I'm going. Gosh, ya don't have to be so cruel!" Goku said while rubbing his head with one hand and using the other to get inside. Vegeta climbed in after him and they were off. Twenty minutes later, no one was saying a word to each other. Bulma looked at Vegeta a couple of times and thought about how cute he was while Goku was humming some song that Vegeta didn't recognize the tune to, which was getting on his nerves, as well as the scenery. At first there were lots of barns and animals, but after the chickens attacked him, he decided that the only animals that he wanted to see would be dead and baked, grilled, or fried and it would be a good meal. Now there was noting too see but grass and dirt roads.

"Shut up you stupid little kid!" yelled Vegeta in frustration at Goku.

Goku stopped humming his song and slouched in his chair. "Sorry Ge...Vegeta."

Bulma sighed. "Sorry, I wasn't think'n. Let me turn the radio on." Bulma pressed the volume button and Vegeta growled as he heard "Good little girls make some mighty wild women" and turned it off. "That's my favorite song!" yelled Bulma.

"It's a bunch of country bull!" He smirked. "You're not a good girl but yer pretty wild yourself."

"Yer?" Bulma cocked an eyebrow.

Vegeta grunted and looked out the window to see nothing. "I hate this stupid place."

"Why? Cuze we rub'n off on ya?" she said with a smile.

"Just shut up, woman."

Bulma started giggling. "Whatever you say sugah."

"Cousin Vegeta?" said Goku meekly. "How do you feel right now?"

"Right now?" he said bored. "I feel like I'm Bruce Wayne stuck in an episode of Smallville."

"There's a show?" Goku said with his eyes wide open. "Wow."

"And who am I?" asked Bulma.

"What do you mean?"

"You're Bruce Wayne, Goku's obviously Clark Kent, but who am I?"

Vegeta eyed her up and down and looked out the window, trying to hind his smirk. "I don't know but you're not Lana." He looked down at his cousin. "And you better not be Lois Lane."

"Is that where we're going?" Goku pointed to some horses and a man in the distance.

"Yep. That's where we're headed." When Bulma got close enough, she stopped the car and put the keys in the glove compartment. "Come on Mistah City. This'll be fun" she said with a wink as she got out the car and Goku got out and closed the door behind her.

Vegeta realized that the man was none other than Yamcha and gave him a scowl. "Should have known." He got out the car and closed the door hard. He didn't know if he should be mad for Yamcha being there or in disbelief at how stupid Bulma was for leaving the keys in the glove compartment, but then again, who would steal them? He then decided to be pissed off and be a jerk. "Well," he said as he approached Yamcha "I didn't think one of the pigs could get loose and this far along." He gave a smirk. "I guess the mud was too good for you."

"Very funny" said Yamcha, no longer hunching like he was back at Bulma's farm. He stood tall, trying to seem superior than Vegeta. "Ever ride one of these?" Yamcha walked over to a horse and started petting it. "I even saddled them for you."

Vegeta looked at brown horse that seemed harmless enough and started walking over to it, but Bulma ran to it and started petting it. "This is Goku's horse and that one is mine" she said pointing to a white horse with light brown spots on it. "That's buttercup."

"Don't worry. I wouldn't be caught dead riding buttercup." Vegeta looked over at the only horse available and decided to get on top. He had ridden on some before on some of his friend's ranch, but this was different. "I can handle this."

"Good" Yamcha started smirking now. "1 2 3 ride!" The black horse stood on his back two legs and Vegeta held on as best he could and then it started riding fast and wild.

"Cousin Vegeta?" said Goku concerned. Goku patted his horse on the butt and it started ridding off, but was not as fast as Vegeta's horse. "Hold on Vegeta."

"What do you think I'm trying to do you blasted idiot!" Vegeta looked behind him. "Oh great. The little kid is trying to save me. How embarrassing!"

Bulma became scared and looked at Yamcha. "Yamcha, this is really bad. I didn't think the horse would be that wild. You didn't tell me it was crazy!"

"That horse was trained by me and it only likes me." Yamcha started smiling. "He'll get what he deserves."

"I wanted to teach him a lesson! Not get him killed!" Bulma started ridding her horse, trying to get close to Vegeta, but her horse was the slowest. Yamcha ended up passing Bulma, just trying to ride, not concerned about Vegeta.

"Geta! Geta!"

Vegeta turned around to see his cousin and growled at him. "Kakarot! I told you not to call me...whow!" The horse stood on its two back legs and Vegeta wasn't able to hold on and he fell off.

Bulma gasped and rushed to him and slowed her horse down until she saw his body and completely stopped the horse. Goku didn't bother to stop his but rather just jumped off and hurt himself in the process but ignored it and ran to his cousin. "Vegeta?" he lifted up his head and brushed the dirt off his face. "Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta!"

Vegeta weakly opened his eyes and looked up and Bulma, who had tears in her eyes. "Hey, I know who you are now" he smirked. "You're cat woman. You and your darn leather." He closed his eyes and Goku started shaking his head.

"Please wake up cousin Vegeta! Don't die!"

"Come on" yelled Bulma. "You're Batman, nor Christopher Reeve!"

Vegeta opened his eyes and looked up at Yamcha. "Hey, what is Clay Face doing here?" He scowled. "Man you're uglier than usual." Vegeta let out a short chuckle and passed out.

To be continued...

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