Chapter 15

Me no own

"So" Krillin asked Goku as they were about to walk into the school. Goku was a little worried about going inside, since what happened the other day, but he got up enough courage to go inside, and surprisingly, nothing was wrong. "What happened? Was yer pa mad at ya?"

"He sure was. I ain't nevah seen him so mad before. He was really mad at my cousin though. He thinks my cousin is a bad influence on me. Cousin Geta gotta stay home fer three days, and I promise it ain't gonna be pretty. He's gotta finish the fence. Not only that, but I got the switch yesterday. I don't think he was too mad bout the fight, but bout what Bulma did and how we didn't say nuthin."

"So, it's all over? You can't plan any revenge, can you?"

"My pa and ma don't want me to. Ma says I ain't supposed ta let the sun go down on my wrath, and my pa says he settled it just fine and we should 'a just went ta Mr. Briefs in the first place, but me and cousin Geta don't wanna let it end. We still gonna get 'em."

"Heads up" Krillin said "here comes yer buddy Broly" he said quietly and sarcastically. Krillin didn't want to get beaten up. As Broly walked down the halls, he ignored Krillin and Goku. He didn't even look at them nor did he do anything to acknowledge their presence at all. "Hey" Krillin asked when Broly had walked down the hallway "you gave Broly a black eye?"

It was hard not to miss Broly's swollen black eye, but Goku couldn't remember punching him in that spot at all. He couldn't remember hitting him hard enough to bruise him like that, especially around his eye. In all honesty, he couldn't remember a bruise forming at all anytime that he saw him. "Uh Krillin…I don't think I did." Goku was concerned now. Something was wrong. 'I wonder how my cousin is do'n.'

"So, how are you doing?" Bardock came to the back of the house where Vegeta was chopping firewood. It was just one of the many chores that he was doing around the house now. "So, I suppose you'll think twice before ya do somethin like that again." Bardock folded his arms and smirked. He did enjoy punishing his nephew and wiping the smirk off of his stubborn face.

This time however, Bardock wasn't going to win. "You know what" Vegeta stopped chopping for a moment. "I don't deserve this, and you know it. You just enjoy causing me pain. Just admit that you do."

"You're really influence'n yer cousin to do wrong, Vegeta. You've got to be smarter than that. He looks up ta you. He didn't get in any kind a' trouble till ya came. Is that a coincidence, or am I imagining things?"

Vegeta approached his uncle, with an undeniable boldness. Bardock couldn't stand that about his nephew. He didn't show him the respect that he deserved, and Vegeta hated that Bardock expected Vegeta to have respected him. Why should Vegeta respect a country bumpkin? What did he have? He didn't have any riches and was to the visible eye, unsuccessful. He was middle class, or maybe not even that. He was probably lower class. "Do you really know what yer boy was doing?" He said in a mocking country ancient, which angered Bardock. Vegeta didn't care. "Your son didn't ever stand up for himself. Oh yeah, sure he's strong, but what's the point in being strong if you're not going to do anything about it. Do you know why it took him so long to do his chores? He was doing Bulma's as well. She was making him everyday, and he did them like an idiot. I put a stop to it, and that's why Bulma wanted revenge on us. Kakarot keeps getting into fights because he's finally sick of people pushing him around, and he should be sick of it. He shouldn't let himself be pushed around, but you were too busy trying to get your farm and impregnating your wife to notice!"

"Yer out a line!"

"And I don't plan on stepping back into it either! This has to be said. No wonder why he looks up to me and couldn't wait until I came. No one here cares about him, or else you would have noticed that evil witch controlling him."

"Yer right about me having no idea bout Bulma and what she did, but speaking of her, shouldn't ya have gone ta me or someone instead of all of the petty tricks ya been do'n to each other?"

"Oh please!" Vegeta barked. "And you would have done what?"

"Stopped it, like I did yesterday."

"I don't need you to fight my battles. I am well capable of taking care of myself and if you don't want to take my word for it, ask the football captain, Yamcha." Bardock grunted. "You know what? If you don't like me that much, then why don't you send me home? Oh yeah, if you sent me home, then I'd be out of my punishment and that would mean that I was too tough for my uncle to handle." Vegeta smirked.

Bardock was so mad, he was turning a different shade, but he slowly began to turn to normal and calmed down. "You know what, maybe I been too hard on Kakarot. He needs a break. You can do all his chores today." He smiled as Vegeta's mouth slightly dropped and with that Bardock walked back inside the house.

"Blast it!"

When Goku came home from school, he was so excited to see that the fence was completed. He ran inside the house to cheer about it. "Pa, pa, the fence is all the way up!"

Bardock was on the couch in the living room reading a newspaper, just relaxing, something Goku never saw his father doing. "Thank yer cousin fer it."

"Uh pa" Goku said questionably "uh, ain't we gonna go to the farm today?"

"We ain't. Yer dear cousin is. He's volunteered to do all of the work today."

Vegeta was in the kitchen scrubbing the walls, just grumbling. 'When I get out of here, the first thing I'm doing is getting a massage by a beautiful girl.' "I'm finished" he barked aloud to his uncle.

"Then go an get a move on, Geta" Bardock said mockingly. He knew his nephew hated it when his son called Vegeta Geta. "You had better go. You don't want to be late and miss out on all those chores." If looks could kill, Bardock would be tortured slowly and then die a horrible and miserable death. Vegeta said nothing and walked up to his uncle and took the car keys from him. "Make sure you work real hard, Vegeta."

'You just wait.' Vegeta left out of the house in so much rage, but he kept it quiet as possible. 'I had better keep a cool head until I can complete my revenge.'

"Pa, I feel bad fer him." Goku ran outside to Vegeta and Bardock sighed when he saw what his son was doing. "Geta" Goku said to him, right before he got inside his uncle's truck. "I don't want ya ta do this on yer own. If ya need my help then-"

"Don't bother. I need you to do me a favor." Goku nodded. "I need you to go into town and buy some alarm clocks. Buy at least three. Do you have any money?"

"Sure, a few bucks. I could afford three. What's it fer?"

He smirked a devilish smirk. "Revenge." Goku couldn't help but put the same devilish smirk on his face. "So, tomorrow when you come to the farm, I want you to work with me, and we'll get the revenge we want."

"Sure cousin. I'll do anything ta get revenge, just as long as pa don't know bout it."

"Don't worry Kakarot. Everything's going to be alright. Bulma Briefs will want nothing to do with us once we're done, but you can't say a word to your father, is that clear?"

"Crystal! I totally and completely understand, cousin Geta!"

"Good, now if you let me down, I'll kill you." Goku nodded his head again and Vegeta said nothing more to his pint sized cousin and drove away to the Briefs farm. Bulma was probably still angry over what happened, even though she had no right to be angry. She deserved the worst after what she did to him. Now every time someone heard the name Vegeta at school, everyone would recall the term 'loser' and Vegeta just wasn't happy about that. Bulma was going to pay, and she would never forget what was done to her. The plot of revenge made him laugh every time he thought about it, and it was a sadistic laugh. When he got her, it was going to be good.

At the farm, Vegeta didn't want to really waste any time messing around since he had Goku's chores as well as Bardock's to do. Bulma wasn't someone he wanted to see, but he was interested in hearing about Yamcha's condition. He didn't usually just start wailing on people. Everyone was always too afraid at his school to mess around with him. Everyone knew that he was small, but could take anyone, and he was a very rich and powerful person. Pounding Yamcha's face in seemed like good therapy for his anger towards Bulma.

"Bulma" he walked into the stables to take care of some of the horses, and Bulma was in there tending to the horses. She was actually doing her chores, but after she got in trouble yesterday, she probably wouldn't slack off anymore.

"I ain't in the mood ta talk to ya, so get lost Vegeta." She wouldn't even look at him.

"I wasn't even going to say a word to you. You don't have the right to be angry with me anyway. I didn't tell my uncle to do anything. He figured it all out on his own and took matters into his own hands. If anyone should be a little perturbed with me, it should be your boyfriend. I however want to thank him, because I will no longer be the laughing stock of the school. Every time someone thinks of me, they'll remember how the quarterback got the crap beaten out of him, by me." He chuckled to himself. "Now I've got a lot of work to do."

"You think yer so great?" she asked.

He nodded. "Yeah, I do. What about it?"

"Yer such a jerk! Now you get paid all the money I was getting before. What the heck do you need money fer anyway? Aren't ya rich anyway?"

"What I do is none of your concern. Stay out of my personal life, woman." He was getting annoyed with her now. She had some nerve. "You know, you're the most spoiled person that I know, and that's really something!"

"Besides yerself! Yer probably used ta get'n exactly what you want!"

"And you're not? That's why you're so pissed. Even though your little plot of revenge worked so well on me and Kakarot, you still were upset when it all ended, even though I was humiliated, and you came out on top, overall."

Bulma got right up in his face. "So yer right. I got you, and I got you good, but you still made Yamcha look like a weak loser! Not only that, but the money I saved fer college is what I get every week fer allowance, and now I can't get that, and it's all yer fault!"

"So! Do you expect me to have some kind of sympathy for you? Next time you cross me, I swear I'll cause you great pain, woman." He was tempted to threaten her, but he wanted her to think that it was all over. He was going to wait, and it would be so sweet, like nectar. "Don't cross me!"

"Or what?" Bulma was growling she was so angry. "Sometimes I just…I just wanna smack ya!" She tried to do it, but Vegeta caught her hand. "Let me go!" She started to hit his chest with the other hand, but he just let her do it. He thought it to be amusing. "Yer such a…" Bulma looked into his eyes, and stopped hitting him for a moment. She always thought he was attractive, but she loved the look in his eyes. He was so bold, wild, and he was a leader, the type of person to step out of a crowd and lead it. Yamcha wasn't quite like that. He might have been a hot head and the leader of the football team, but Vegeta was one to question authority, and that was what drew her to him. 'It's not over, is it?' "Vegeta, I know yer not down fer the count, but please don't tell my daddy bout me and Yamcha."

Vegeta tried to resist the smirk that was springing up on his face, but he honestly couldn't help it. "Now Bulma, I wouldn't dream of doing such a silly thing. I can't possibly do anything to top what you did to me. Telling your father would just show that I was desperate." His smirk turned into a full smile. Bulma hit him in his chest again and he started laughing. "Seriously woman, I'm not going to tell your father anything. You can believe me when I say that."

Bulma didn't trust him, but what else could she do? 'He's not gonna do nuthin. His uncle would kill 'em. No way would he try anything.' "Alright, I gotta get ta work."

"And so do I." Vegeta decided that it was best to leave Bulma alone for the next few days. He had a lot to do in order for his revenge to be complete. It would be hysterical. She would most likely never speak to him again after it would happen, and he would miss all of the flirting, but he needed to complete his revenge and nothing was going to keep him from his goal. 'This is going to be most rewarding.' He struggled not to laugh.

Vegeta surprisingly got done with all of the chores, but he had to work nonstop until almost midnight. He was actually supposed to have even more chores than what he did, but Mrs. Briefs felt so sorry for him so she didn't give him the full list. Nonetheless, Vegeta got home around midnight. It didn't really matter to him how late he got home, since he didn't have to go to school the next day. He took a shower, ate a plate of reheated food, and then went to bed. When he woke up in the morning, it was noon.

"Get a nice rest?" his aunt asked him when he came down stairs.

"I'm surprised General Hillbilly didn't wake me up to walk the imaginary dogs or something stupid like that."

"Funny you would say something like that." She signaled him to come into the dinning room. She had a nice lunch prepared for the two of them. "I made some foot long sandwiches for you and me, and I poured some cider." She sat down in her chair and started eating. Vegeta did the same. When she was done chewing and swallowing, she said "One of the neighbors had some puppies and since we're going to need some dogs, Bardock decided to get them."

Vegeta didn't have any problems with dogs. "Kakarot can take care of them."

"Of course he can. He's been begging his father for dogs for years now. He always wants to play with something or someone, and it's not like he can just randomly go over some friend's house like most kids do. I feel sorry for him sometimes, you know?" She took another bite. "You know, Bardock and Mr. Briefs always go hunting. Why don't you go with them? Kakarot will go along if you do too. He's a pretty wild boy. I think he'd appreciate hunting."

"He seems like he's too soft to kill another living creature."

"Not if it's for eating." His aunt began laughing.

'Hunting?' Vegeta began to get a marvelous idea. "Sure, I'll go, and we'll have a regular men's day, just us guys."

"Good" she smiled. "Are you going to finish that?"

"Yeah" he took another bite of his sub. "You know, you guys are going to need more room than just that truck you guys have. You'll need something that can hold the whole family once the baby is born."

"You're right, and Bardock and I have talked about it. We're going to get a nice family sized van." She shrugged her shoulders. "It'll set us back a little from our goal, unfortunately. It's alright though. Sometimes you need to make sacrifices for your family."

"A van?" Vegeta tried to pretend like he was excited about it, but he couldn't kid himself. 'A van? I guess that's all they can afford anyway.' "I should start working on some school stuff." Vegeta finished his food and excused himself from the table up to his room. 'Let operation revenge begin.'

As soon as Goku got home, his mother told him that Vegeta wanted him. "Really?" Goku wasn't sure what for, but he ran to meet his cousin. "What's this about?" he asked opening the door.

"You know we're not going to the farm today."

"I know, and what a relief!" Goku joined Vegeta on his bed. There were pieces of balled up papers everywhere. Vegeta was planning something, and Goku wanted to know exactly what it was.

"You don't like working on the farm, do you Kakarot?"

"Sure I do cousin, Geta. I enjoy be'n with my pa and all." Goku shrugged his shoulders. "But other than that, I don't really know nuth'n else essept this."

"Including English" Vegeta muttered. "Anyway, we're going to get those two back, and we're going to start up our plan today. Did you get the clocks, Kakarot?"

"Sure did" Goku nodded. "I ain't too much of a screw up. I got that together. I remembered."

"Good kid, now I know you've got a lot of diabolical schemes in that head of yours, not that I would trust you or anything, but I'm going to need your help. I've got a lot of questions."

"I dunno" Goku admitted. "I ain't too diabolical."

"Cousin, cousin, cousin" Vegeta grabbed a hold of Goku's shoulder "just trust me. You may not be an evil genius such as myself, but with my help, you can be my evil minion, if only you are willing to except my offer. Join me, and we shall make them pay."

"You sure do sound diabolical" Goku nodded his head yes. "I'll do it!"

Tannipu opened the door to see what appeared to be bonding between Goku and Vegeta. She didn't hear their conversation. She quickly closed the door before she heard anything of revenge. 'Oh how adorable. Those two are really getting along. I'm so glad Goku's got someone older than him to look up to besides his father.'

"Anyway" Vegeta began to say. "Tell me of your football team."

"The high school one?" Goku scratched his head trying to think. "Well, they been winning fer a long time. They the best they been in a long time. They were in a losing streak, and then my brother led them ta victory. Then he left, and Yamcha became captain. Yamcha's been doing really good."

"Oh really" Vegeta began laughing insanely. "Oh we'll have to do something about that. Who should they be playing for the homecoming game?"

"I guess the Jefferson Huskies, but they're really tough. I think we can take 'em though."

"Oh really" Vegeta began to laugh again and began writing a to do list in his note book. Goku began to read over his shoulder.

"You can't be serious cousin!"

"Shhhh! This is great stuff!" He rested his hand. "Now, that place that all the kids make out. Do you think you could find it?"

Goku nodded. "I got an idea!"

"I believe mine is better."

"Then let's hear it!" Goku practically yelled.

"Oh this is going to be great Kakarot. Bulma Briefs will be sorry that she ever messed with Vegeta!"

"I'm with ya! Just tell me yer big idea!"

To be continued…

A/N: Next time, they strike with their revenge, and I promise they will! You had better review!