Chapter 3

Toad was hour till Atlanta. But he is scare that his friends and him will get caught. D.K always carried weapons for protection. But their guns are stolen. So they are wanted too. Toad said he ain't never scare. " I'm a Soul Survivor," said Toad. Toadette was in the back seat smoking a cigarette after she promise Toad not to smoke again. Baby Luigi went to the back and saw Toadette smoking. He said, " I'm going to tell on you". Toadette beg him not to. Baby Luigi said give me a kiss and 100 dollars. So she did Baby Luigi was a player and a hustler. Baby Luigi said can he smoke too, Toadette said "NO!" Is bad for you. He said why are you smoking then. She said, "I'm grown". Baby Luigi went to the front and he was counting his money, but he didn't know how to count. So he ask Mario how much was this. Mario asked, " Where did you get this money from"? He said he find it. Mario said O.K.; he told him it was 60 dollars. Baby Luigi was mad. Toadette was laughing; Baby Luigi went to the back and ask for his 40 dollars. So Toadette gave him 40 dollars. He ask Mario and he said 40 dollars. Baby Luigi had 100 dollars.

Wario and Waluigi were trying to show off to Peach and Daisy, flexing their "muscles" and trying to get a date. Sadly for the two wicked brothers, the two princesses slapped them, knocking them out. Two Hammer Brothers looked at the KO'd duos, reached in their pockets and snatched their wallets, taking all of their credit cards and money. One of the Hammer Brother found a solid gold watch on Wario and took it. "This will make a good birthday present for myself." The Hammer Brother told his brother. The other Hammer Brother found a rubber in Waluigi's pocket. "He can't get none. What do he use this for? Just to show off thinking that he can get some?"

On the animal bus Donkey Kong had to go to the bathroom so bad that he almost use monkey poop on himself it was because he put to much hot sauce on his burrito. Diddy Kong said Donkey Kong hold it until Petey Parona gets out the bathroom. "I CAN'T HOLD IT! STOP THE BUS"said Donkey Kong King Boo stopped the bus then Donkey Kong got off and took a number 2 behind the bus. Oh man were going to be late because of Donkey Kong said Boo