Chapter 5
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On the adult bus Toadsworth was reading his playboy magazine. When Mario came he said Are you O.K.? Yes Mario said Toadsworth. Did you know that Toadette stop smoking said Mario? What are you talking about? Said Toadsworth. She took my pack of Mike Jones' new cigarettes brand. I didn't know she smokes said Toadsworth. Well she's doing a real good job you stop smoking. Let me go talk to her.
"TOADETTE TOADETTE" said Toadsworth yes said Toadette we need to talk o.k. What is it? Said Toadette I herd you been smoking said Toadsworth. "YES PLEASE DON'T SPANK ME I'LL NEVER SMOKE AGAIN" O.k ill give you one more chance.
On the human bus, Peach was giving a lap dance to Mario. Mario was relaxing, after giving the duties to have Luigi drove the bus for him, since Mario was driving almost non-stop for the past 16 plus hours. Nobody really care if Peach gave Mario a lap dance and acting sultry out in the open because they were either asleep, half-sleep, listening to music, watching the football game on the huge big-screen TV or playing video games. Daisy was secretly filming Peach giving the plump man a lap dance so that she could upload the scene on the Internet. 'This may not top the time I had hire Hammer Brother and Dry Bones take pictures of Peach in the shower and in the bed half naked, but it's worth it.' Daisy thought to herself, as she filmed Peach. "Dammit!" Bowser yelled out as he lost a $150.00 bet that the St. Louis Rams would win to the Eagles. Silly Bowser, he should had knew that the Rams suck (The score was Rams: 7 Eagles: 35). "Give me my money, now!" Wario stuck out his hand, demanding his money. "Hmph, here's your stupid money. Leave me alone!" Bowser counted the money and places it in Wario's hand. "Ha! Ha! I love my money!" Wario said. Wario's young brother, Waluigi ran up to him with his unusual lengthy legs. "Wario! WARIO! Somebody stole my rubber! I can't find my Trojans!" Wario just laugh at his little brother. "Who cares? Why did you need some Trojans anyway? You can't get any, why you need some, for self-pleasure, you sick freak. Nobody wants you, you just plain hideous as Donkey Kong, and that's hideous! I'm shock that he even got a girlfriend. You couldn't get a girl even if you had hired a hooker! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
Wario just pointed and laugh at his tall brother. Upset, Waluigi grabbed his heavy-set brother's index finger and twisted it. "I'm freakin serious here! Where are they! I'll rip your finger off and break your neck! Tell me where all they?" Waluigi then bent his brother's finger almost to the back of his hand. "OW! I don't know! Somebody stole my gold-watch while we were knocked out. I have nothing to do with your missing crap!" Wario told his brother. "Damn, I could had gotten some from Dark Daisy in the bathroom if nobody had stole my condoms." Waluigi walked off, sat in a set and cried. Wario just slapped his face and shake his head. 'Loser, what a loser. Why you want to do it to a slut?' Wario thought to himself.
Toad was mad because he find out that Toadette was smoking again. Toad ask Baby Luigi to drive the bus and he did. Baby Mario was mad because Toad didn't ask him to drive. Toad went to the back and saw her smoking. Toad slapped Toadette for smoking. All smoke came out of Toadette's mouth. Toadette said please give me one more chance. So he did, Toadette gave him her cigarettes. He saw Mike Jones face on the pack. Baby Luigi was doing great job. He was going faster than Toad. On the front seat Baby Mario was crying because he didn't drive. Baby Luigi was making fun of Baby Mario, so Baby Mario got up and slapped Baby Luigi for making fun of him and he slapped Toad for not asking him. So Toad and Baby Mario jumped Baby Luigi. Mario threw Peach off his lap and steer the bus. Peach jumped Toad, Baby Luigi and Baby Mario for ruining her fun. Peach slapped Baby Mario very hard because he look up her skirt. All the boys look up her skirts.