On the animals bus Dry Bones was listening to the radio. He was waiting for his song "LAFFY TAFFY". He loved that song.What are doing ? Said Yoshi I'm waiting for LAFFY TAFFY to come on. Then Birdo came and said T.I. just called on my cell phone. You better put some new batteries in your phone said Dry Bone. I can't cant wait until we get to Atlanta said Dry Bones. Hey Dry Bones can I ask you a question said Yoshi? Sure said Dry Bones. How do you jackoff? Well it's kind of hard for me to jackoff.
Unlike you guys I use my penis bone. Yes tell Yoshi
More "HEY THERES A GIRL HERE" sorry Birdo Yoshi said. "HEY EVERYONE DRY BONES USES HIS PENUS BONE" screamed Yoshi. "HA HA HA HA HA HA laugh everyone.
On the adult bus, Bowser was playing Mario Basketball, another game he had stolen from Nintendo's HQ. Bowser picks a horrible team, the "Super" Team, which is ironic, since the robotics Super Team weren't all that. Bowser was upset because he wasn't winning a single game. Enraged, Bowser ripped apart his Nintendo Revolution, take the game disc and burn it with his fire breath and put uploaded Super Mario World on the Revolution's hard drive. Meanwhile, on the animal bus, Dixie Kong was playing with Goomba. Dixie Kong puckers her big lips and gave Goomba a kiss. "Wouldn't Diddy be upset? I mean you kissing me and he loves you?" Dixie just shrugged her shoulders and said, "I don't care. Diddy sucks. His uncle, D.K. has a IQ of Birdo." Dixie just kissed Goomba on the lips. In the back seat, Diddy was looking at Dixie with a cold, hard look. Diddy just pulled out his pocketknife. 'I am going to cut that little girl."
Baby Mario was still in the front seat playing with his blocks. Mario told him to go in the back. Baby Luigi was gambling, he won more money. Everybody had some money, so they stop at Walgreens. Baby Luigi had the most money, he had 300 dollars. Toadette had the least money 50 dollars. Baby Luigi bought some condoms because somebody stole his last one and he also bought some candy. It cost him 20.00, he put all money on the table. The man said 20.00, Baby Luigi just look at him. He gave him his change. Baby Mario bought a soap opera book for only 3.50. Baby Mario save his money. Toadette ask Baby Luigi what did he buy. He said something that both them can use. Baby Mario was reading his soap opera book. They were in Atlanta finally. Baby Mario jump out of the bus he started to run away. Toad chase him he gave Baby Mario a spanking. Baby Mario said fuck you. T.I came and said what's up. Birdo tried to hug T.I. , he said U DON'T KNOW ME. Birdo starting to cried. Yoshi said Fuck u T.I. Yoshi ran after Birdo. T.I. said WELCOME TO ATLANTA.!