Sir Write-ith: Welcome to my story! It will make you go "Huh? What just happened?"

Albel: Is that supposed to be a good thing?

Sir Write-ith: Yes!

Fayt: …--;

Albel: You're insane.

Sir Write-ith: Quiet or I'll turn you into a girl!

Albel: …Yes Sir.

Sir Write-ith: Where was I? Oh, warnings! Sophia bashing, a little bit of Roger bashing-but don't get me wrong-he's one of my favorite characters, Yuri (kind of) & yaoi-some people seem to be upset by it, bad singing, defacing not-public property, Sophia bashing. All that and more when I think of it. Okay…now the disclaimer! Because I have to! Take it away Peppita!

Peppita: Sir Write-ith-Too-Much does not own Star Ocean or anything related to it-

Sir Write-ith: Except a copy of the game! But not the game itself…

Albel: Bah! Fools!

Fayt: This is going to be painful won't it?

Sir Write-ith: Yep! o

Peppita: (twitch) Or anything related to it-

Albel: Painful for who? It better be that blonde gorilla.

Cliff: Who, me?

Sir Write-ith: Well yes for you Cliff, and Albel, Nel, Clair, Sophia-she shall suffer most of all, Mirage, Fayt-

Albel: (grabs author) What was that last one?

Sir Write-ith: Uhh…lessee…Fayt and-

Peppita: (loudly) Related to it because-

Albel: Don't you dare do anything to Fayt unless you have a death wish.

Sir Write-ith: Okay, I can rewrite that part…and that one…then there's that…that one too…then of course-

Albel: (twitches) You're working on my last nerve, maggot.

Fayt: Calm down now Albel…

Peppita: (yelling) BECAUSE SQUARE ENIX OWNS-

Albel: But Sir's trying to hurt you.

Cliff: I've got a hunch about this.

Peppita: (knocks everyone out with Dream Hammer) Yes, now what was I saying? Right! Square Enix owns Star Ocean and they're not selling us any time soon! Sir Write-ith-Too-Much also does not own Superman or anything else either!

Fayt: Ouch…what happened?

Peppita: Quiet! ( hits Fayt on the head) Teehee!

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We find our star Fayt Leingod in his room reading a book on carrots.

" LEINGOD!"

'Uh-oh. Never good when he calls me Leingod,' thought Fayt.

" KEEP THAT MAGGOT AWAY FROM ME!"

He sighed." Which maggot Albel?"

"The Esteed woman!" The swordsman ran in and slammed the door. "She's trying to make me wear something she made again!"

" Fine. Hide in here for a while."

"Thanks." Albel plopped down next to Fayt and put his arm around the teen. "What's that?"

"A book about carrots"

" Why would you read a book on carrots?"

He shrugged. "That's what the author wrote me doing."

"Heh. Fool." He smiled as Fayt rested his head on the ex-captain's shoulder.

"ALBEL! At least look at it! Please!"

There was a loud bang on the door." Fayt have you seen Albel?"

"I haven't seen him Sophia! He said something about going to train outside this morning though!"

"Thanks Fayt!" The two listened to her run off.

" She's even more of a fool then I thought."

"Nah, She just trusts me too much." 'I feel kind of guilty for lying to her…'

Suddenly something crashed through the window.

"NEVER FEAR LITTLE BUNNY FU-FU-MAN IS HERE!" Roger had crashed through the window in a Superman costume 4 sizes too large. (What? You never jumped through a window in a Superman costume?)

Albel stared at the Menodox boy for a second then stared laughing.

"Roger what are you doing?" asked Fayt. "Why are you shouting? And why are you dressed like that?"

"BECAUSE FAIR CITIZEN, I AM OUT TO STOP THE FEIND ALBEL THE EVIL!"

Albel twitched. "It's Albel the Wicked, fool."

"FLYING TORPIDO!"Roger-err-Little Bunny Fu-Fu-Man shot towards Albel. Fortunately being a skilled warrior he dodged the cape-clad crazy. Unfortunately Little Bunny Fu-Fu-Man crashed through the wall leaving a hole the size of a small dishwasher in his wake. Disturbingly the bathroom was on the other side of the wall along with Nel who was wearing headphones and singing off-key into her toothbrush.

"It's raining men halellueh,it's raining men…"the runologist stopped when saw the three men staring at her. "What are you all doing in here?"

"I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM THE EVILS OF ALBEL THE EVIL!"

"For the last time runt it's Albel the Wicked!"

"My apologies Nel. Things got a little…strange. Although it's funny to hear you sing that. What would Clair say?" asked Fayt.

"DIE VILLIAN!"

"It's okay. But I must ask how you intend to tell Sophia there's a hole in her bathroom. And I think Clair would laugh."

"DROP DEAD WORM!"

'She's right. Sophia's not going to like this. Especially when she finds out Albel was involved.'

"What's all the ruckus about?" Cliff strode in to the mess. He looked at the gaping hole in the wall. "Whoa. What'd I miss?"

"That furry maggot attacked me screaming something about being evil," answered Albel.

"I am not a maggot! I am a Menodox!"

"I see no difference, maggot!"

"Leave him alone Nox, he's right about you being evil!"

"Shut it Aquarian!"

"Don't talk to her like that!"

"Both of you can it, this is me and girly-guy's fight!"

"What did you say maggot?"

"Girly-guy! You are a Girly-guy! Girlygirlygirly!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Shut up ape!" This bickering continued for a minute before…

"Enough!"

Everyone looked at Fayt. "You-"he pointed at Roger "Get rid of that costume. It's doing things to your mind. You-"he glared at Albel "I will talk to you after I fix this hole."

The stunned members of the group nodded or just stared. They had never seen Fayt so angry. He grabbed Albel's collar and nearly tossed him through the hole. After climbing through himself he fished a small device from his pocket. Fayt pressed a few buttons and the wall was fixed. He whirled around at Albel. "Why do you always do that?"

"Do what?" Albel avoided Fayt's glare.

"Treat everyone else so badly. I know you don't hate them!"

"…I don't know. Force of habit?" Fayt glared. "Me being stubborn?" Fayt nodded.

"Sorry. Okay?"

Fayt sighed and hugged him. "I'm not the one you yelled insults at."

"Right," grunted Albel. "I'll...apologize at dinner. "He lifted Fayt's face. "But it's a longtime until then."

Fayt blushed. "Albel!"

The swordsman grinned. "Or we could just sit for awhile."

"You're horrible."

"I know."Albel kissed the blue-haired boy.

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My first published story! Good/bad? Please review! I'm not sure if I'll make another chapter for this. Depends on if I get flamed badly. Anyway, thanks for your time!