Sir Write-ith-Too-Much: Hello hello hello! Sir here with another weird story!

Fayt: About us?

Sir Write-ith: Yep!

Cliff: NOOOOOO!

Albel: What did we ever to do to you!

Sir Write-ith: That girl thing still stands.

Albel: ...

All thinking: …he's insane…

Sir Write-ith: Okay! Same warnings! Yaoi, yuri, Sophia bashing, crazy Menodox, blah blah blah! And once more with the disclaimer here's Peppita!

Peppita: (grumble) Sir Write-ith-Too-Much does not own Star Ocean-

Albel: Why do we have to sit here and tolerate that maggot I say-

Peppita: (knocks Albel out with dream hammer) Anyone else want to interrupt?

All: (shakes heads no)

Peppita: Good! Let's see now…right! Sir Write-ith-Too-Much doesn't own Star Ocean or Barney or anything else because if he did Sophia and Barney would have died while Fayt and Albel bonded by facing Luther without her or that annoying "I love you" song. And boy am I hungry! Who wants lu-

Adray: Hey what I miss?

Peppita: (knocks Adray into the sky) Oh, wait, I'm not reading the disclaimer anymore. Oh well.

Fayt: Wow, look at him go.

Cliff: Yikes, he's all the way in Greeton.

Adray: HEEEEELLLP MEEEEE!

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nce again Sophia chases around the Diplo Albel in the hopes he will model the clothing she designed a week after Roger destroyedher bathroom, not that she found out. "For the love of kittens will you please just look at it?"

"For the last time woman I am not going to be your model for those ridiculous clothes!" Albel ran down the hall, away from the pink clad fashion designer chasing him.

"Aw they're not that bad!"

'That maggot is going to drive me insane,' thought Albel. 'Got to hide.' He looked ahead at the doors he hadn't run past yet. Mirage? No, she'd throw him back out. Cliff? There were so many reasons for that one. Steeg? No, he just plain scared Albel. And the last one was…Yes. Perfect.

"Fayt! Let me in!"

Sophia stopped when she saw Albel stumble in Fayt's room. A second later a beep confirmed that someone had locked it.

"WHY WON'T ANYONE WEAR MY CLOTHES! WAAHHHHAAH!"

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Fayt cringed at Sophia screaming. She could be very loud.

"Why do you tolerate that fool?" asked Albel.

"I often wonder about that myself."said Fayt who was seated at a small table."What is this, the ninth time you ran to my room to get away from her?"

"Twelvth."

"She's just trying to be friendly you know."

"Bah."Albel sat in the chair next Fayt."How long do think until she forgets about me?"

"Hmmm...two hours give or take."

"Give or take what?"

" 'FAYT,COME TO THE BRIDGE NOW AND GET SOPHIA AWAY FROM ME!' " screamed Maria over the loudspeaker.

" 'WAHAAHAAHAAH!WHY WON'T ANYONE WEAR MY CLOTHES!' "

" 'BECAUSE THEY'RE UGLY AS HELL!' "

Albel stiffled a laugh.

"Don't start. I already know what you're going to say," said Fayt as he deactivated the door's lock.It made a beeping sound and opened.

"Say? I wasn't going to say anything."

"Sure you wern't." The door slid shut.

" 'But-I-but I just want someone to wear my clothessss-WAHAAHAAH!' "

Albel wondered if Mariaknew the speakers were still on.

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"Fayt!" Sophia glomped the blue-haired boy. "Make those meanies be my models!"

"I can't do that-get off me!"Fayt pryed Sophia off.

"But-but-but no one will wear them!"

"Then go get a dummy to model them!"

"But Cliff won't either!"

"Hey! I heard that!" yelled Cliff from his hiding place under a keyboard.

"I ment like a wooden dummy or something. And Mirage..."Fayt turned to her."It was your turn to watch her."

"There was a Golden Girls marathon on. You couldn't possably have expected me to miss it?"

"Well acually-"

"FEAR NOT FAIR CITIZENS FOR I SHALL SAVE YOU FROM THIS EVIL MONSTER!"

'Dear lord no...' This could not happen to-

"Nel baby!"cried Roger"What are you doing in my suit?"

Nel stood in the doorway of the bridge wearing Roger's Superman suit which was 4 sizes too small for her.

"EVIL ONE CALLED SOPHIA THE EVIL PREPARE TO BE VANQUISHED BY SUPER-DUPER RED-NUN!"

Sophia blinked."...What?"

"I SAID PREPARE TO BE VANQUISHED EVIL ONE!"Super-Duper Red-Nun jumped into the air and landed 16 yards away on Cliff's keyboard. This would have been impressive if it hadn't crumbled from the impact.

"OUCHIES!"yelped Cliff. He was unconcious within seconds.

'I was right, it does do things to people's minds.' thought Fayt.

A groaning Nun emerged from the wreakage. "OOOOH, OW. HOW DISPICABLE!YOU SHALL PAY FOR RUINING MY SPEECH EVIL ONE!"

Sophia blinked again."But I didn't do anything."

"HA!YOUR MIND GAMES WON'T WORK ON ME, SUPER-DUPER RED-NUN!"Super-Duper Red-Nun started laughing quite loudly until...

BONK! A rock hit her in the back of the head.Needless to say she fell over.

"Quiet! The Golden Girls are on!"barked Maria, who had turned on a T.V. set.

"Ooh, great!"Mirage skipped over to join her.

"Well, that was strange,"said Fayt"But why would..."

"Nel! Come on speak to me!"Roger gently shook the Elicoorian."Wake up! Y-huh? What's this?"

A tag stuck out from the collar of her Superman costume.

"Hey Fayt, what's this say?"

Fayt kneeled down next to him."Made with care by...Sophia Esteed."

All eyes glared at the Earthling.

"You made this?"asked Fayt fiercly."You're the one that made Roger and Nel act crazy? What if Albel had worn this thing!"

"Uh, well, the thing is, I, Uhhh-"

"You made Maria hurt my Nel!"

"See, uhh-"

"You were behind all this insanity!"

"What's your problem!"

"G-guys I-"

"What is going on!"yelled Albel.

Everyone turned to him.

"When you'd get here?"asked Fayt.

"About three seconds ago. Do you fools realize that everyone on the ship can hear you?"

"What?"

"Those loudly-speaker things are still on. What is going on and who is 'Super-Duper Red-Nun'?"

Maria scurried over to a control panel and turned them off.(With one eye on the T.V. of course)

"I'll explain everything to you outside,"said Fayt. He and Albel left.

Once again everyone turned to Sophia.

"You hurt Nel!"

"What-no that was Maria!"

This would hurt...

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Adray: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Fayt: He's circled Elicoor six times already...O-O

Cliff: Peppita, you're a litte too strong.

Fayt: Maybe we should get him down now.

Albel: No way.

Sir Write-ith: Okay! That was Stupid! With a capital S!

Fayt: I think they can read.

Sir Write-ith: I suppose that's why they're readers. Any way this was one big way for me to avoid typing a real story yet. Please reveiw!

Cliff: Don't reveiw, run!RUN

Sir Write-ith: Peppita...

Peppita: Right. (knocks Cliff into Adray)

Cliff and Adray: GET US DOWN FROM HERE!

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