Fullmetal Alchemist Presents:

ROBIN HOOD!

By: Ayumi Takahashi

高橋あゆみ

Cast:

Prince John-Roy Mustang

Right Hand woman- Riza Hawkeye

Robin Hood- Edward Elric

Little John- Maes Hughes

Friar Tuck- Alphose Elric

Maid Marian- Shiori Yukimura

Lady in waiting- Gracia Hughes

Sheriff of Nottingham- Lust

King Richard- Alexis Louis Armstrong

(T T: glare

(): anime sweatdrop

XP: sticking your tongue out

:-P: doing the same thing

XD: Laughing my butt off

LOL: laugh out loud everyone knows that

> : squint

u.u(): sigh of relief)

Ayumi: I don't own the story Robin Hood, nor do I own Fullmetal Alchemist! That story belongs to Arawaka-san! The only thing I own is Shiori.

Edward: Yea, and I don't own England.

Alphose: Brother, can you not be so..You know, moody?

Edward: WHAT! Me, moody?

Ayumi: I'm saying, Ed-chan, you're Robin Hood and you're paired up with Shiori-san, my OWN character just for this parody.

Shiori: (blushes) Thank you, Ayumi-san. (bows)

Edward: (is confused) What's a PA-R-O-DY?

Ayumi: - -() Oh brother..

(Mustang comes in, storming)

Edward: Oh no, here comes the Prince John of my life!

Roy: Shut-up, Edward. T T

Edward: MAKE ME! (sticks his tongue out at him) XP

Roy: Oo, why I atta! (tries to take a punch at Edward, but Ayumi holds him back)

Ayumi: ROY! Whatta ya want?

Roy: YOU MADE ME PRINCE JOHN?

Ayumi: Hey, you fit the part. (shrugs)

Edward: Yea, Colonial. sticks his tongue out at him :-P

Roy: (growls under his breath and storms out to his trailer)

Ayumi: Let's just make a fricken movie already! Yeesh.. - -()

PLACES! (everyone scrambles to get ready) LIGHTS!

Edward: (light shines on him) AGH! TOO BRIGHT! >

Ayumi: Get use to it. T T() CAMERAS! (they all turn on) ANNNNNNNNNNNND ACTION!

Envy: Fullmetal Alchemist Robin Hood, take one! (click) (mutters) I hate my job.. (walks away)

STORY ONE
Edward and Maes has been riding in the forest for the past 10 minutes and they rest on a tree

Maes: Edward, I don't think we should be staying here.

Edward: (looks up to Hughes) And why not, Maes?

Maes: Because, (whispers) you-know-who will arrive here at any minute!

Edward: (lays his head back down) Ah, who gives a damn? All I know is that our beloved ruler is out fighting in the Crusades.

Maes: That's true, but still.. Hold on a minute!

Ayumi: CUT! (signals to cut) Gah, good grief, Maes! walks up to Maes What's wrong this time?

Maes: It's this script!

Ayumi: Maes, (puts her hands on his shoulders) we're trying to make this work, all right?

Maes: (smiles) Yea, I shouldn't worry about this script.

Ayumi: Good! LET'S GET A MOVE ON! READY! ACTION!

Envy: Fullmetal Alchemist Robin Hood, take two! (click)

Maes: True, but still..We're outlaws, Ed. Simple as that.

Edward: What does that have to do with us giving charity to the poor?

Maes: Nothing, Ed!

Edward: Then shut-up and listen to my plan.

Maes: Ok, Ed. Lend me an ear.

Edward: (whispers in his ear) We're going to attack in the morning.

Maes: (nods) Ok.

Meanwhile, in Mustang's carriage

Everybody in the set, except a certain someone who will remain anonymous, starts laughing at his costume

Roy: (growls under his breath and takes a deep breath) Hawkeye!

Riza: What is it, your highness?

Roy: We need a place to set my rule..

Riza: Why not Nottingham, my lord?

Roy: GOOD IDEA, RIZA!

Riza: laughs a little A course it is, your majesty. bows

Roy: Good, now, to tax..Ugh, CUT!

Ayumi: (sighs) NOW WHAT?

Roy: I hate saying these lines.. (glares at her)

Ayumi: Roy, you're an ACTOR, not a state alchemist!

Roy: I am too:-P

Ayumi: Not at this moment. T T

Roy: growls under his breath Fine, you win..

Ayumi: GOOD! Now, go act and break a leg!

Roy: smiles warmly I will.

Ayumi: ACTION!

Envy: Fullmetal Alchemist Robin Hood, take three! click

(Envy sure does hate his job! LOL!)

Roy: We are going to tax the poor and take my brother's place.

Riza: Look, my lord! points to Edward and Maes, dressed as a simple husband and wife

Edward: whispers Maes, I look ridiculous!

(I'm laughing because Edward's wearing a dress! XD)

Maes: whispers I know you do, Edward, now play along!

Edward: glares at him Fine.. in a girlish voice Tehe! Hello, I'm Jina and this is my husband Jake.

Maes: Pleasure to meet ya.

Roy: Pleasure to meet you..shakes Maes' hand

Maes: Thank ye! takes one of Mustang's rings

Roy: Well, don't just stand there, please do come in.

Edward: Thank you so much! Tehe:-D they enter the carriage

Maes: whispers Edward, do you think it's working?

Edward: whispers A course it's working!

Maes: So, he doesn't notice?

Edward: No, a course not! Unless, he can see right through my dress.. o.o

Maes: No, I wouldn't think that he's THAT perverted.

Edward: covers his chest Well, you never know!

Maes: Relax, Ed.. Just leave the spoiled prince to me:-D

Edward: What about her? points to Riza

Maes: Let's worry about THAT later..

Edward: Right, WAIT A MINUTE! whispers in his ear I'm Robin Hood, shouldn't I distract Prince Roy while you get the money?

Maes: Good idea!

Maes runs outside while Edward is alone with Roy, while Riza follows

Roy: Well, my dear, it's just you and me..

Edward: in a girlish voice Prince Roy, did I forget to mention that I'm married?

Roy: Yes, but, your ads say that you can read tarots.

Edward: Oh, yes, a course! () thinks Crap! I forgot to bring my tarot cards! digs in his dress Here they are! Phew.. u.u()

Roy: So, what is my fortune, dear woman?

Edward: You will have a successful rule and you will be written for generations in history!

Roy: YES! XD stands up

Edward: But, for now, there is someone that will be in your way.

Roy: There will be? Who? It better not be that annoying Robin Hood!

Edward: Actually, in his original voice and rips the dress off I will be!

Roy: Agh! DAMN YOU! GUARDS! SEIZE THAT PIPSQUEAK! points to Edward

Edward: WHATTA YA SAY, YOU SPOILED BRAT?

Roy: smirks evily You heard me..

Edward: DON'T YOU CALL ME A PIPSQUEAK! beats him to a living pulp I'll be off! Ja ne! slautes him and leaves

Two Mintues later

Roy: wakes up and ALL of his stuff are gone DAMN YOU! YOU ROBBED ME!

Riza: enters and gasps I leave for two minutes and you get robbed by that lowlife?

Roy: Damn..He was such a good-looking woman, too.

Riza: We've learned our lesson, haven't we, Prince Roy?

Roy: Yea, that I was such a fool for being tricked by that disguise. holds his head

((That will be the end of story one!

Ayumi: So, whattcha think?

Edward: I did great! I got to beat the living crap of Mustang:-D

Mustang: Yea, I was a good Prince John..

Riza: Sir, you were a great Prince John!

Roy: T T() Thank you, Lt..

Shiori: WHEN DO I ENTER:(

Ayumi: In the next chapter, I promise! ()

Shiori: THANK YOU!

Ayumi: No problem. - -() Ja ne! For the next chapter! Read and Review! Arigato (Thank you)! ))