Chapter 2
Maid of My Mafia
by: pillowsama
Beatin' the booty
"Stupid bastard." She found herself mumbling.
In the disgusting round shaped porcelains bowl lay waste. Poop really. A small, nasty, brown, mountain of it.
Yes, she was in Jaken's bathroom. The guy was small, but he could produce a whole bunch if he put his mind to him. She felt the urge to burst out of the room running, which she would have undoubtedly acted on if it were not for Sesshoumaru who locked her in the room. 'I am so going to put some of this poo in his pillow.' Bringing her yellow-gloved hands to her face, she plastered on a facade (not really she really meant it) of utter disgust mixed and marked with the the need to throw up.
She flushed the toilet a few times to get rid of the nasty crap before grabbing one of those things you see on TV people use to clean, 'How am I suppose to know the name?' Even above the rumbling of the water she could hear the fool laughing his head off. "What the hell are you laughing at?"
Kagome didn't say that...so that must mean...
Dear god... It couldn't be..."I'll laugh at whatever the hell I want! bwahahahahah! THERE! I laughed! Now what are you going to do about it?"
She flinched when the wall shook from the impact of Inuyasha's body being shoved up against it. Hm...'He must have been hit hard...cause these walls are stone...'
What was going on outside? "Hey Sesshoumaru!"
"What?" A cold responding voice called back. 'Okay...I have to think of something quick...something...that will get me out of here!' Forgetting where she was, "I have to pee!"
She could have slapped herself for being so stupid. Where the heck did she think she was? "You realize I'm not gonna even respond to that right?" The bastard was so cocky for his own freakin' health. Sure if she could reach toward the door and slam it so hard maybe the vibrations might thump his brain between each strand of his hair. 'Damn that's a nice image...'
The marble was cold to her butt when she sat down. It'll get warm eventually the longer she sat on it. Maybe this wasn't a good idea. Poop was involved. POOP. As silly as it sounds it was too hard to clean. Wait...Jaken was small and that's how big his poop was...Everyone in the house was bigger...There were about 6 bathrooms in the house...big dogs poop more than little dogs...so...DEAR GOD MORE CRAP!
Maybe marriage was better than this.
"Sesshoumaru I'm done. Okay? Let me out." She heard click of the lock, saw the knob turn, and looked ahead to see a smiling Inu.
"How's my famous horny female dog?" She sighed. Inuyasha and she had gone over this conversation to the point where she had to break his arm to get him to stop calling her names. "You are such an idiot." Kagome muttered, pushing the male aside.
"What? I didn't use bitch this time. I even went to dad's office to look it up in the dictionary. Finally figured out what a bitch was..." He saw the look Kagome was giving him. "It was either than or a 'lewd woman' and I didn't want to spend more time figuring out what 'lewd' meant!" That brought a chuckle to her face.
Kagome ran back to him and locked him in an embrace. "I missed you Inuyasha. How have you been? Where'd your brother go?"
"Went to go get me a ice pack. Rin was coming home so he didn't want her first site to be me on the floor moaning." They moved down the hall in a nice silence looking for the lost brother. "So your staying here for a year huh?" Okay...Maybe Inuyasha was a bit uncomfortable. "For about a year. Maybe less."
"Too bad..." Inuyasha said shaking his head. "Shippo will hate that." She stopped. "Shippo's here?"
She hadn't seen Shippo or Rin in a while. Did they change? "No they didn't change." Whoa...Inuyasha can read minds? "Your emotions are one your face."
Maybe not.
Inuyasha rubbed his jaw that broke his fall. 'Damn you Sesshoumaru!' He needed this face and it wasn't going to stay as sexy as it is if it gets attacked everyday. "If you keep challenging Sesshoumaru you'll keep getting your ass kicked you realize this common factor right?"
He shrugged. "It's cause I'm not a girl. If I were a chick he wouldn't be giving me bruises everyday. He's too much of gentlemen sometimes."
"What the hell does being a girl have to do with it?" Kagome turned around and crossed her arms across her chest. "You only get the crap kicked out of you because your body is way smaller than your mouth."
Inuyasha took steps forward pushing her back as he made his point. "No one in this house gets more bruises than I do. Is it the only fact that I'm a man, I get beat up by Sesshoumaru, while you give him a hard time. Don't even get slapped?"
"What the hell do you want me to do about it Inuyasha? Run up to him and scream about him to slap me?"
The conversation was getting more unsteady. "Yes. He's right behind you."
She turned around, and felt his eyes looking at her. Only for a brief second were they on her before rising and gazing at Inuyasha. "How am I suppose to hit Kagome, Inuyasha, when she has done nothing to me?" The younger brother huffed with impatience. Grabbing the girl's arm and pulled her towards himself and gave the butt a smack, that echoed down the hall.
"What the hell Inuyasha!" She was pissed. What off it? "There Sesshoumaru. Prove to me that you don't attack me just because I'm a guy and that women deserve to be hit too!" Sesshoumaru stood there still for a while and stifled a light laugh. "How brother did you prove anything by slapping the woman's bottom?"
Kagome wondered the same thing. She rubbed her bottom, sure that there would be a large bruise in the morning. 'He didn't have to hit so hard...'
"It doesn't matter what it proves. Just hit it. Cause you want to prove that you're better! She likes me better than you! That's why she let me hit it first! Are you going to take that Sesshoumaru? Are you going to be bested by me! Your brother?" He grabbed Kagome and pushed her backwards to him. "Don't live with the shame Sesshoumaru! Show me who's better!"
"Absolutely not." He headed back to his room. This conversation wasn't getting anywhere. "Damn you Sesshoumaru! You can't find an ass like hers anymore!"
He sat down at his desk checking on the stocks and statistics of the market.
Later he'd have to go get Rin and Shippo from the airport. After a year in the America he was curious to see how much the two had grown. 'They still don't know Kagome is staying here...'
Oh well. Greater surprise from them when they return. The door opened and a blushing Kagome walked in. "Hey Sesshoumaru." Not bothering to look up he continued on examining and waved for her to sit down. "My butt's sore." Kagome moved around his room, picking up an item every some often to look at it closer. "How old are you again?"
Might as well get use to it. As long as she was around he wasn't going to get anything done. "Older than you. Now is there a purpose of your visit?" He finally looked up when her presence to hard to even longer ignore. "No reason really. Didn't want to smack my butt just for the fun of it?" Maybe just for once she was trying to be friends with him.
"Don't flatter yourself, lady. I have better things to do with my time." He got up to reach for a book behind him. Second book to the left. 'Inuyasha's book to good looks'
Wrong book.
"Did you finish even the task I handed to you? You have to get ready for school tomorrow. Be ready to leave with Rin and Shippo."
She seemed blown away for a while until it registered that she'd get to see the two. She moved toward the door and leaned against, "What grade are you in?" Did the girl never ask questions that involved anything but herself? "I'm one grade higher than you thank you."
Her eyes narrowed that bastard was way too much trouble. 'I chose this over marriage...great...' "I only wanted to know but it seems a though your always ONE step ahead of myself and good day sir."
Sesshoumaru moved before here and opened the door. "Yes well so are Rin and Shippo, They're waiting for you at the airport. Have the chauffeur drive you."
Kagome wanted to complain longer but she felt him shove her out. He grabbed her to turn her around and...
THWACK!
She was slapped out from the room following a slam. She'd feel that in the morning. 'The bastard just sexually harassed me...' Her fist pounded on the wood. "Fuck you Sesshoumaru. My ass is not a target!"
"I'm sure it's not Kagome. Now go play somewhere else."
He waited until the light thumps of her sneakers disappeared down the hall and well below the floor until he sat down and smiled to himself. He beat Inuyasha. He slapped it, and it wasn't at all displeasing, she had a nice behind.
'I personally think she's right...Kagome's ass is not a target...it's just a nice subject to look at...Maybe I should take a picture...'
"And sell it on Ebay."
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