Chapter 7:

Maid of my Mafia

by: pillowsama

The cross-dressing plan.

As he happened to recall it was always Sesshoumaru.

The brother who always was smarter, taller, and by far well-mannered. But by God of his ex-girlfriends could see him now!

Sesshoumaru was seen as the more comely gentleman that girls would happen to prefer, well...the ones that were fell for the 'romantic' type. The girls always figured that being silent meant you were thoughtful and deep. Did they ever consider the bastard didn't think they were good enough to lick his shoes, so why the hell would he bother talk to you?

But this time. For the sake of all man-kind, he would save Kagome.

'How would I save Kagome you ask?'

Well isn't it obvious, Miroku eavesdropped behind the bush while Kagome and Sesshoumaru had their little touchy moment, and he found out that tonight she'd spent her night with this Musou dude. Knowing Kagome, the dumb bastard was probably hoping his bed too. Pushing his thoughts and worries upward to spark his emotions to want to pull off his plan even more rather than suppress them.

"InuYasha! You know what we have to do right?" Miroku shouted outside two stories down.

"Yes you dumbass. Why the hell are you asking me, Sango is the first to go!"

The plan was, to one bring Kagome home without making to obvious what they were doing, and second try and bring her and Sesshoumaru together if just for this one night. Like it was worth the effort and time to actually set the two up.

He looked into the smoothed his hair a bit behind his ears and straightened the violet off the shoulder gown that adorned his muscular body. 'Damn...Even as a chick I look cool.' Whipping out his fan in the old manner of which a woman would to flirt with a gentleman, shyly flutter her eyes, and blush underneath all that rouge. He turned to the side to glance and examine his figure.

He had to stuff a couple of socks to make up for the boobs that he lacked.

InuYasha quickly walked down the stairs as lady like as he could in his three inch heels, he saw how his partner in his own damn ordeal was doing in his costume.

"You know Inuyasha, if you were a woman, I'd totally grope you." Miroku winked and tried to adjust his bosom. "If only I could do this to girls, and not get whacked, though."

His friend was also dressed like a woman this evening, though a blonde wig was required to complete the transformation into womanhood. Sango managed to get him a dress that looked a lot like Bell wore in 'Beauty in the beast' and to admit neither of them looked that bad.

"I hope your brother appreciates what we're doing for him, I mean this is for free. I usually charge extra for undercover activities."

"Your doing this for me you dumbass, Sesshoumaru doesn't know a damn thing about this." Inuyasha grumbled and stepped into the limo that drove up through the drive way.

Did he mention it was dark? Try walking with out a light in an outfit you've never tried on before. (Not talkin' to chicks, you know what ever the hell I'm talkin' about). Anyway it was a nice drive, silent, when InuYasha reached the destination he stepped out and looked at the building. "That bastard."

He thought Musou would take her to a bawdy restaurant or some originally, but Sango relayed onto him that it wasn't trashy at all, most of the cilents were sober and wore guise. Or what I usually say. 'it was a costume ball.' The three of them linked arms and walked and swayed their hips and laughed rather loudly as he'd seen plently of women do.

"We do this for Sesshoumaru, but mostly to protect Kagome!" Sango whispered from the corner of her lips.

She laughed merrily as Musou joked and talked.

Never had she realized that there could actually be a man with so much more to him than looks. Those who were where usually rather boring. He really did look rather nice tonight. He dressed in a splendid kimono and provided for me a hip-hop dancer's costume. Our colored theme?

Purple.

She was a bit puzzled at first at what to do, but he explained that he'd taken to a party a rather nice party too. We danced a couple times. The whole place was interesting, it was the a grand ball room the lights were flashing and the whole place was more or less like a regular nightclub. "You'll have to excuse me." He bowed and stepped away. "It seems I have been asked to dance."

Musou laughed and followed the girl in a violet colored dress. 'I've seen her somewhere before...'

Her hair was rather long and displayed in an intricate design, and a familiar color. Though Kagome couldn't possibly tell with the lights turning everything purple, or red. She sighed and leaned against the bar to looked through the crowd for a familiar face. The room was filled with hot and sweating bodies. Femanine figures were gyrating their hips at the speed of lightning. While their counterparts pushed their bodies closer.

"This is too much."

Kagome moved out of the room and near the entrance of the hotel she'd entered. The difference in atmosphere was suprising. You wouldn't even be able to tell you were even in the same building. Outside it was like the regular country club. While back there...

'I've never got hit on that much before...' she shuddered and slumped down into one of the over stuffed chairs.

She heard scratches. To the left of her, she looked around to see if it was all in her head or not. She looked farther down the hall, and noticed a figured pressed up against the window. Her face was distracted and wrenched in pain as her attacker continued to push her harder. They're eyes met and the stranger's eyes clouded with fear, the lips below them mouthed.

"Help."

She moved quicker than she ever thought she could around the building. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Kagome ran and slammed the assaulter aside. She ran and grabbed the victim and threw her on the street, before turning her attention back the bastard. Her mind screamed one thing, whatever she stopped from happening wasn't a robbery. Oh no. She knew from the torn clothing, and the make up smeared on her face.

This was rape.

But he was gone. As soon as she turned around the fucker was gone. She let out a scream of frustration, and ran back to help. The helpless person she saved crawled on the ground away from her, when her face turned to look back at Kagome she got up and ran, farther away. "I only wanted to help!" Kagome screamed venting out her anger. Not only had she not caught the raper she frightened the victim.

This was not a good day.

Pacing around the block hoping to see any sign of the both of them Kagome decided maybe it was better maybe it was better just go back home. It was late, and she'd had enough excitement and dumb adventure for today.

InuYasha couldn't help but notice. Screw that he noticed.

That this Musou guy was such a perv. Like Miroku, only didn't have that smart sounding mouth. 'So what the hell did Kagome see in the bastard?'

"So, What's your name?"

They were dancing closer than he'd hoped and he even felt him push up against his body. It felt really nasty...So don't ask him to describe. He tried to move away but everywhere he managed to go; The fool always found him.

He mentally sighed and wished he'd never done this. This was a dumbass plan, like who has ever done this? Why couldn't Sango have been the fucking decoy? He should have gone a little less with the boobs cause he was getting eyed by several guys who happened to have faces looking toward his chest rather than his eyes. So this is what woman go through?

"Why do you need to know?"

Musou smirked and danced seductively towards him. "So I can scream it later."

This was not in the plan. He didn't even know this was the plan, if he knew what the plan was really like, he totally would have had Miroku do this.

InuYasha chose not to reply to that, if he did anything he said would have triggered the fool into a mood that really wasn't going to help his situation. So he played it cool, acted as if nothing was wrong. "So what do you do?" He smiled slyly and did one of those hip rotations the girls where doing.

"Stuff."

"What kind of stuff?" he stammered. The dress was really heavy, and it sucking all his strength to keep moving.

Musou leaned in closer and cradled InuYasha's face in his hands. They were so close he smell the alcohol on his breathe. Clearly, he was drunk. Slowly, his face loomed closer. InuYasha's heart started to panic. As soon as their nose touched. He smiled and quietly spoke. "I'm a gangster. Your average gangster."

'Could he be?'

Was this fool the son? The one who always...No he should tell Sesshoumaru, first before he did anything.

The plan was for Sango and Miroku to get her Kagome's attention some how, and he was to distract her date for this evening for until he knew for sure Kagome was home. InuYasha looked around hoping not to see her face anywhere in the crowd before departing. "I really have to go." He leaned in to whisper in his partners ear.

But than the perv had to grab his ass and gave it a tight squeeze.

Since it was over and Kagome was gone. InuYasha did the thing he's been wanting to do ever since he'd seen it in the movies. So he stood straight like a regular southern lady and slapped Musou with the back of his hand. Too bad he didn't have a giant ring on his hand. Feeling a bit proud of himself, he walked away looking dignified and wished that the guy had more strength in him to stand rather than fall like a bowling pin.

Outside the street he called for his two accomplishes. Out of the bush emerged Sango; limping toward him. Miroku had his dress torn and ripped, the crap girls wear smeared on his face. He laughed and pointed this out to the both of them. He only knew they were suppose to convince Kagome to go home. Maybe he should just forget his everything and go home. It was late and he wanted sleep in his bed. InuYasha turned around to beckon his friends.

Sango was beat up, and Miroku looked like a whore.

"I want every detail."

Author's note: HAHAHA! What do you guys think? I got originally had it planned totally differently, but as time progress...It evolved into something else...I'm not disappointed that's for sure. lol. No Sesshoumaru in this one. Sorry. But I promise those of you who are bothered by that, he's gonna be in the next chapter. Ask questions if needed. Please review.

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