JINGLE BELLS
(Scarecrow style)
Jingle
bells, Jingle bells,
Santa Cruz is dead,
Montana got a bowie
knife and stabbed him in the head,
Hey,
Libby Gant, Libby Gant, try to save his life but Barrnaby was on patrol and stabbed her with a knife,
Hey,
Dashing
through the snow on a French made hovercraft,
Stingers flying
round kicking British ass
Scarecrow's nearly died
Mother's
lost her leg
Books been fed to killer whales, they bit off his
head
Hey,
Jingle
bells, Jingle bells,
Love machine is dead,
7th squadron
mother fuckers shot him in the head
Hey,
Elvis,
Elvis, tried to save his life
Instead he blew five fuckers all
the way to hell
Hey,
Running
through the halls,
Secret service dead looking for the football
found some guns instead.
Shooting through the lake on a Pibbler
boat,
here come some choppers and try to kill Scarecrow.
HEY.
We'll that's it.